Add 5.0 release notes, fix some ancient compiler options docs

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Closes #2773
Closes microsoft/TypeScript#51267
Closes microsoft/TypeScript#53509
Closes #2169
Closes #2668
Closes #2587

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Typos for TypeScript 5.0.md

Line	Typo
276	be decorated for things like subclassing and registration.
278	pth, you can read up on [Axel Rauschmayer's extensive summary](https://2a
285	been incredibly useful, they modeled a much older version of the d
532	eScript originally introduced enums, they were nothing more than
551	til TypeScript 2.0 introduced enum literal types that enums got
551	duced enum literal types that enums got a bit more special.
552	Enum literal types gave each enum
552	Enum literal types gave each enum member its own type, and turn
552	its own type, and turned the enum itself into a union of each
553	y a subset of the types of an enum, and to narrow away those typ
573	One issue with giving each enum member its own type was that
574	that value - for instance, an enum member could be initialized b
582	etly back out and use the old enum strategy.
585	cript 5.0 manages to make all enums into union enums by creating
585	to make all enums into union enums by creating a unique type for
586	That means that all enums can now be narrowed and have
606	y developers using tools like bundlers, the node16/nodenext sett
606	tings were cumbersome because bundlers don't have most of these rest
610	Most modern bundlers use a fusion of the ECMAScrip
610	and CommonJS lookup rules in Node.js.
613	To model how bundlers work, TypeScript now introduc
624	e using a modern bundler like Vite, esbuild, swc, Webpack, Parce
624	n bundler like Vite, esbuild, swc, Webpack, Parcel, and others
658	) declaration files for those stylesheets:
689	ore information, read up [the proposalfor this feature](https://github.
905	## @satisfies Support in JSDoc
948	k their JavaScript code using JSDoc annotations.
949	cript 5.0 is supporting a new JSDoc tag called @satisfies that
1031	1753) was provided thanks to [Oleksandr Tarasiuk](https://github.com/
1031	provided thanks to [Oleksandr Tarasiuk](https://github.com/a-tarasyu
1033	## @overload Support in JSDoc
1060	TypeScript 5.0 now allows JSDoc to declare overloads with a n
1061	Each JSDoc comment with an @overload t
1106	Script/pull/51234) thanks to [Tomasz Lenarcik](https://github.com/
1106	pull/51234) thanks to [Tomasz Lenarcik](https://github.com/apendua).
1235	material-ui build time
1236	TypeScript Compiler startup time
1254	This reduced polymorphic and megamorphic use sites, while offsetting m
1269	* [Node Monomorphization](https://github.com/microsoft
1270	* [Symbol Monomorphization](https://github.com/microsoft
1318	was contributed courtesy of [Mateusz Burzyński](https://github.com
1318	tributed courtesy of [Mateusz Burzyński](https://github.com/Andarist)
1320	### Enum Overhaul

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