diff --git a/Content.Shared/Slippery/SlipperyComponent.cs b/Content.Shared/Slippery/SlipperyComponent.cs
index b80a9b57e4d4..154ca6c51a45 100644
--- a/Content.Shared/Slippery/SlipperyComponent.cs
+++ b/Content.Shared/Slippery/SlipperyComponent.cs
@@ -25,14 +25,14 @@ public sealed partial class SlipperyComponent : Component
         /// </summary>
         [DataField, AutoNetworkedField]
         [Access(Other = AccessPermissions.ReadWrite)]
-        public float ParalyzeTime = 3f;
+        public float ParalyzeTime = 1.5f;
 
         /// <summary>
         /// The entity's speed will be multiplied by this to slip it forwards.
         /// </summary>
         [DataField, AutoNetworkedField]
         [Access(Other = AccessPermissions.ReadWrite)]
-        public float LaunchForwardsMultiplier = 1f;
+        public float LaunchForwardsMultiplier = 1.5f;
 
         /// <summary>
         /// If this is true, any slipping entity loses its friction until
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
index 9bd10c8ef0a2..c9dc048cd381 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Catalog/uplink_catalog.yml
@@ -784,7 +784,7 @@
   description: uplink-slipocalypse-clustersoap-desc
   productEntity: SlipocalypseClusterSoap
   cost:
-    Telecrystal: 3
+    Telecrystal: 2
   categories:
   - UplinkDisruption
 
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Effects/puddle.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Effects/puddle.yml
index fecf9f19a478..62bb923a61b3 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Effects/puddle.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Effects/puddle.yml
@@ -113,7 +113,6 @@
   components:
   - type: Clickable
   - type: Slippery
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 2.0
   - type: Transform
     noRot: true
     anchored: true
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Consumable/Food/produce.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Consumable/Food/produce.yml
index a74e3450e940..b2375a2dbf98 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Consumable/Food/produce.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Consumable/Food/produce.yml
@@ -311,7 +311,6 @@
     sprite: Objects/Specific/Hydroponics/banana.rsi
     heldPrefix: peel
   - type: Slippery
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
   - type: StepTrigger
     intersectRatio: 0.2
   - type: CollisionWake
@@ -388,7 +387,6 @@
       path: /Audio/Effects/slip.ogg
       params:
         volume: -100
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.6
 
 - type: entity
   name: bananium peel
@@ -402,8 +400,6 @@
     sprite: Objects/Materials/materials.rsi
     heldPrefix: peel
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 4
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 2
 
 - type: entity
   name: carrot
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml
index bf0b7190b5b3..04b023248e8f 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Devices/pda.yml
@@ -257,9 +257,7 @@
     borderColor: "#C18199"
   - type: Icon
     state: pda-clown
-  - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 4
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
+  - type: Slippery # secretly made of bananium
   - type: StepTrigger
   - type: CollisionWake
     enabled: false
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/Instruments/instruments_misc.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/Instruments/instruments_misc.yml
index 8cb3d88ede27..243a816a4781 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/Instruments/instruments_misc.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/Instruments/instruments_misc.yml
@@ -162,8 +162,6 @@
     sound:
        path: /Audio/Items/bikehorn.ogg
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 4
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
   - type: StepTrigger
   - type: CollisionWake
     enabled: false
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/error.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/error.yml
index 8f3fc2113783..e4b9af61e0ae 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/error.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Fun/error.yml
@@ -16,7 +16,8 @@
         - ReagentId: Nutriment
           Quantity: 5
   - type: Slippery
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 5
+    paralyzeTime: 3
+    launchForwardsMultiplier: 3
   - type: StepTrigger
     intersectRatio: 0.2
   - type: CollisionWake
@@ -28,14 +29,14 @@
       slips:
         shape:
           !type:PhysShapeAabb
-          bounds: "-0.2,-0.2,0.2,0.2"
+          bounds: "-0.4,-0.3,0.4,0.3"
         hard: false
         layer:
         - SlipLayer
       fix1:
         shape:
           !type:PhysShapeAabb
-          bounds: "-0.2,-0.2,0.2,0.2"
+          bounds: "-0.4,-0.3,0.4,0.3"
         density: 30
         mask:
         - ItemMask
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Misc/spider_web.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Misc/spider_web.yml
index 9561fa3538f7..02feda953f8c 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Misc/spider_web.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Misc/spider_web.yml
@@ -108,8 +108,6 @@
     - type: Transform
       anchored: true
     - type: Slippery
-      paralyzeTime: 2
-      launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
     - type: StepTrigger
       intersectRatio: 0.2
     - type: Physics
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Specific/Janitorial/soap.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Specific/Janitorial/soap.yml
index 5678de6bafc5..efb93a88680e 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Specific/Janitorial/soap.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Specific/Janitorial/soap.yml
@@ -21,8 +21,6 @@
     sprite: Objects/Specific/Janitorial/soap.rsi
     storedRotation: -90
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 2
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
   - type: StepTrigger
     intersectRatio: 0.2
   - type: CollisionWake
@@ -129,8 +127,8 @@
   - type: SolutionContainerVisuals
     fillBaseName: syndie-
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 5
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 2.5
+    paralyzeTime: 3
+    launchForwardsMultiplier: 3
   - type: Item
     heldPrefix: syndie
   - type: FlavorProfile
@@ -154,8 +152,8 @@
     layers:
     - state: syndie-soaplet
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 5
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 2.5
+    paralyzeTime: 1.5 # these things are tiny
+    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
   - type: StepTrigger
     intersectRatio: 0.04
   - type: Item
@@ -196,7 +194,6 @@
   - type: SolutionContainerVisuals
     fillBaseName: gibs-
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 2
   - type: StepTrigger
   - type: Item
     heldPrefix: gibs
@@ -221,8 +218,8 @@
   - type: SolutionContainerVisuals
     fillBaseName: omega-
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 7
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 3
+    paralyzeTime: 5.0
+    launchForwardsMultiplier: 3.0
   - type: Item
     heldPrefix: omega
   - type: SolutionContainerManager
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Tiles/bananium.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Tiles/bananium.yml
index c9a6ec284410..fa8cfdd001aa 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Tiles/bananium.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Tiles/bananium.yml
@@ -44,8 +44,6 @@
       - !type:DoActsBehavior
         acts: [ "Destruction" ]
   - type: Slippery
-    paralyzeTime: 2
-    launchForwardsMultiplier: 1.5
   - type: StepTrigger
     intersectRatio: 0.2
   - type: Physics
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/cleaning.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/cleaning.yml
index da02fc666d8a..a6b53be68836 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/cleaning.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Reagents/cleaning.yml
@@ -77,8 +77,6 @@
   meltingPoint: 18.2
   tileReactions:
     - !type:SpillTileReaction
-      paralyzeTime: 3
-      launchForwardsMultiplier: 2
       requiredSlipSpeed: 1
       superSlippery: true