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This man is worth 500 dollars.

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And this man's going to collect.

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He's Jake Cahill
and he lives by

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Bounty Law.

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You don't ever bring men
alive, now do you, Jake?

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Not when there's three
of them and one of me.

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What are you lookin' at,
bounty killer?

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Lookin' at an ugly owl hoot
'bout to get his jaw busted.

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Amateurs try and
take men in alive.

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Amateurs usually don't make it.

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Whether you're dead or alive,
you're just a dollar sign to

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Jake Cahill on
Bounty Law.

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Thursdays at 8:30.
Only on NBC.

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Hello, everybody!

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This is Allen Kincaid on
the set of the exciting hit

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NBC and Screen Gems
television series

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Bounty Law.

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Now, if you think
you're seeing double,

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don't adjust your
television sets

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because, well,
in a way, you are.

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To my right is
Bounty Law series lead

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and Jake Cahill himself,
Rick Dalton.

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And to my left is Rick's
stunt double, Cliff Booth.

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Welcome, gentlemen and

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thanks for taking the
time to visit with us.

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Well, it's our pleasure, Al.

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So, Rick, uh, explain
to the audience

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exactly what it is
a stunt double does.

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Well...

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Actors are required to do
a lot of dangerous stuff.

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Say, Jake Cahill gets
shot off a horse...

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Now, can I fall off a horse?

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Yes, I can, yes, I have.

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Let's say I fall off
wrong and I

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and I sprain my wrist or I-
or I twist my ankle, now...

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that can put an undue
burden on production

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'cause now maybe I
can't work for a week.

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So, Cliff here is meant
to help carry the load.

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Is that, uh, how you
describe your job, Cliff?

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What, carrying his load?

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Yeah, that's about right.

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Join me next week on the set
of The Dick Van Dyke Show

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where I'll be talking
to those comical cut-ups

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Morey Amsterdam
and Rose Marie.

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Till then, this is Allen Kincaid
signing off from Hollywood.

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<i>♪ 93 KHJ ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, my man ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, you're looking good, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I wanna tell you a story ♪</i>

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Hey, cutie.

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<i>♪ Every man oughta know ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you want a little lovin' ♪</i>

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The flowers.

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<i>♪ You gotta start real slow ♪</i>

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And that one too's mine.

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<i>♪ She's gonna love
you tonight now ♪</i>

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Good boy.

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<i>♪ If you just treat
her right now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All right! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, yeah! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, all right! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Well, it's all right! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, work it now, one time! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooow! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You're too much, baby, all right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>

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<i>Murder, revenge and
passionate intrigue.</i>

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<i>Virna Lisi stars in the Los
Angeles television premiere</i>

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<i>of Love, Hate and Desire</i>

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<i>Saturday at 9:00
on KHJ-TV 9.</i>

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Gina, Gina, Gina!

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The face in the misty light.

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Hello, Mr. Schwarz.

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Whoa, Gina.

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I, uh, I have a meeting
with a very handsome

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cowboy man.

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He's waiting for you in the bar.

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Well...

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since I just finished watching

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a Rick Dalton
fucking film festival,

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I think I know who you are.

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Put it there.

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Well, it's my
pleasure, Mr. Schwartz,

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a-and thank you
for taking an interest.

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Schwarz not Schwartz.

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Goddammit to hell,
I'm-I'm sorry about that.

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My pleasure, Mr. Schwarz.

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- Call me Marvin.
- Marvin, call me Rick.

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Rick. Oh, that your son?

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My son...

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No, that's my stunt double
Cliff Booth, yeah.

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Good to meet you.

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We've worked together
since the, uh,

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the last two seasons
of Bounty Law.

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- Yeah.
- My car's in the shop.

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He gave me a ride.

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<i>That's a big fuckin' lie.</i>

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<i>Rick got his driver's
license taken away</i>

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<i>for too many drunk
driving tickets.</i>

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<i>Cliff drives him
everywhere now.</i>

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Oh, fuck.

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Sounds like a good friend.

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I try.

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I want to send you
greetings from my wife,

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Mary Alice Schwarz.

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Oh, well, that's nice.

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Thanks a lot.

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We had...

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a Rick Dalton double feature in
our screening room last night.

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Oh, well...

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That's both flattering
and embarrassing.

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What'd you see?

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35mm prints...

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of Tanner and
The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

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I hope the uh...

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Rick Dalton uh, double
feature wasn't too uh...

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painful for you and the-
and the missus.

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Oh, no. Painful. Stop.

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What are you saying?

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<i>Mary Alice loves Westerns.</i>

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<i>Our whole courtship,
we watched Westerns.</i>

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<i>And we thoroughly enjoyed them.</i>

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- Oh, that's nice.
- Really good.

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And um,

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anyway, she goes to bed.

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<i>I open up a box of Havanas.</i>

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<i>I light up.</i>

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<i>I pour myself a cognac.</i>

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<i>And I watch...</i>

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The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

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What a picture.

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- What a picture.
- Good picture, yeah.

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Got to be so much fun.

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All the shooting.

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I love that stuff,
you know, the killing.

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A lotta killing, a lotta killing.

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So gentlemen,

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the plan is we
reverse our forces

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und drive the Allies
back into the sea!

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There's nowhere to go.

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Hermann!

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Open the curtains!

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<i>Jawohl!</i>

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Anybody order fried sauerkraut?!

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Burn, you Nazi basterds!

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That's you operating the
flamethrower, isn't it?

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Oh, you bet your sweet ass
it was, yeah, yeah.

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It was you?

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Yeah, l-let me tell you,
th-th-that's

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one shitfuck crazy weapon.

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Y-You do not want to be on
the wrong side of, boy, oh, boy.

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Now, I-I practiced
with that dragon, uh...

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three hours a day for two weeks.

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N-Not just 'cause I wanted
to look good in the picture

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but because I was

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I was shit scared of the
damn thing, to be honest.

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Might fucking lose!

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Crisp in a massive death!

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All right, that's too hot.

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Anything we could
do about that heat?

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Rick, it's a flamethrower.

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Yeah.

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So I came to the
office early today...

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and I watched

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<i>two episodes of Bounty Law</i>

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<i>on a 16mm.</i>

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Jodey Janus.

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Wanted for cow rustling
in the state of Wyoming.

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425 dollars, dead or alive.

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And you brought him
here to collect.

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I don't even know
where here is.

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This was the closest place.

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Caught up with him about
five miles outside of town.

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So, bounty killer...

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the name of this
town is Janustown.

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That boy you killed...

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Jodey Janus...

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he was the baby boy of
Major Nathan Maxwell Janus.

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Who is...
Major Nathan Maxwell Janus?

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Well, I'll be sure
to introduce you

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when he gets here.

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Bounty Law.

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Starring Rick Dalton.

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<i>Then a couple of the
jokers over in our typists</i>

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<i>sent over a kinescope of a
little treat featuring you.</i>

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♪ There's an old piano
that they playin' hot ♪

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♪ Behind the green door ♪

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♪ Don't know what they're doin' ♪

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♪ But they laugh a lot ♪

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♪ Behind the green door ♪

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♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪

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♪ So I can find out what's ♪

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♪ Behind the green door ♪

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So, uh, you've been doing, uh...

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guest shots on uh,
episodic TV shows

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the last couple of years.

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Yeah, yeah, uh...

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I'm doin' a-a pilot
for CBS right now.

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It's called Lancer.

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I play the heavy.

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Did a... Ron Ely Tarzan
and uh...

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Land of the Giants,
Green Hornet.

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I did that show...

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Bingo Martin with
that kid Scott Brown.

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And I got a FBI
that airs this Sunday.

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You uh, you always play
the bad guy on these shows?

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Yeah.

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Mmm. So, and they have
a fight scene at the end?

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Well, not...
Land of the Giants or FBI

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but the rest, yeah.

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And you lose in the fight?

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Yeah, of course.
I'm the heavy

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Oh... that's an old trick
pulled by the networks.

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You take Bingo Martin

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- for example.
- Mm-hmm.

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So, you got a new guy
like Scott Brown.

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You want to build up
his bona fide.

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So you hire a guy from a
canceled show to play the heavy.

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Then at the end of the
show when they fight...

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it's hero besting heavy.

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But, what the audience
sees is Bingo Martin...

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whipping Jake Cahill's ass.

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You see?

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Then next week,

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it's Ron Ely.

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The next week it's...

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Bob Conrad wearing
his tight pants...

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kicking your ass.

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Yeah.

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Now in another couple of
years playing punching bag

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to every swinging dick
new to the network,

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it's gonna have a
psychological effect

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on how the audience
perceives you.

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Right.

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So, Rick...

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who's gonna kick the shit
outta you next week?

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Mannix?

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

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The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.?

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How about Batman and Robin?
Ping! Pow!

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Chum! Zoom!

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Down goes you.

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Down goes your career
as a leading man.

254
00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:05,298
Or do you go to Rome

255
00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:07,449
and star in Westerns?

256
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,804
And win fucking fights.

257
00:13:23,422 --> 00:13:24,444
Muchas gracias.

258
00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:28,957
All right, what the
matter, partner?

259
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:33,290
It's official, old buddy.

260
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,036
I'm a has-been.

261
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,712
What are you talkin' about?
What'd that guy tell you?

262
00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,669
Told me the goddamn
truth is what he told me.

263
00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:44,135
Whoa, whoa.

264
00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:45,769
Hey.

265
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,317
I'm sorry 'bout that.
Sorry 'bout that.

266
00:13:47,396 --> 00:13:48,645
Here, put these on.

267
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,244
Don't cry in front
of the Mexicans.

268
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:53,818
What's gotten you so upset, man?

269
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:56,073
Well, if coming
face to face with the

270
00:13:56,153 --> 00:13:58,509
failure that is your career
ain't worth cryin' about,

271
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,224
then I don't know
what the fuck is.

272
00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:02,293
Why? That guy in there
turn you down?

273
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:03,283
No.

274
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:05,830
He wants to help me
get into Italian movies.

275
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,413
Well, then, what's the problem?

276
00:14:07,477 --> 00:14:09,404
I gotta do fuckin' Italian
goddamn movies!

277
00:14:09,429 --> 00:14:10,794
That's the fuckin' problem.

278
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,502
Fuck this bullshit!

279
00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:14,658
Don't matter whether
I cry in public

280
00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:16,428
nobody remembers
so fuck that, anyway.

281
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:21,052
Fuck!

282
00:14:21,815 --> 00:14:23,203
- Fuck!
- Hey.

283
00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,609
Hey, let's go.

284
00:14:25,024 --> 00:14:26,453
Take me home, Cliff.

285
00:14:29,721 --> 00:14:32,030
<i>More that 1,000 commies
dead are reported</i>

286
00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:35,103
<i>in fueled wide-spread
fighting in South Vietnam.</i>

287
00:14:39,772 --> 00:14:41,994
Fuckin' hippie motherfuckers.

288
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,814
♪ Always is always forever ♪

289
00:14:53,110 --> 00:14:56,388
♪ As long as one is one ♪

290
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:59,431
♪ Inside yourself
for your father ♪

291
00:14:59,602 --> 00:15:02,475
♪ All is none all
is none all is one ♪

292
00:15:03,178 --> 00:15:05,512
♪ It's time we put
our love behind you ♪

293
00:15:06,301 --> 00:15:08,833
♪ The illusion has
been just a dream ♪

294
00:15:09,304 --> 00:15:11,534
♪ The valley of death
and I'll find you ♪

295
00:15:11,687 --> 00:15:14,330
♪ Now is when on
a sunshine beam ♪

296
00:15:15,356 --> 00:15:16,856
Hotdog buns!

297
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:20,129
♪ For there us shall surely be ♪

298
00:15:20,895 --> 00:15:23,411
♪ No clothing,
or tears, or hunger ♪

299
00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:26,444
♪ You shall see, you
shall see, you shall see ♪

300
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,203
♪ Always is always forever ♪

301
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:32,451
♪ As long as one is one ♪

302
00:15:32,934 --> 00:15:35,418
♪ Inside yourself
for your father ♪

303
00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:38,412
♪ All is one all
is one all is one ♪

304
00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:42,095
Five years of ascent.

305
00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:45,190
Ten years of-of...
treading water.

306
00:15:45,242 --> 00:15:47,535
Now, race to the bottom.

307
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:51,758
Look, I never had much
of a career to speak of.

308
00:15:51,829 --> 00:15:54,779
So, I can't say I really
know how you feel.

309
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:56,190
What are you talkin' 'bout?

310
00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:58,881
Y-You're a stunt double.
Come on now, shit.

311
00:15:59,010 --> 00:16:02,034
Rick, I'm your driver, man
I'm-I'm your gopher.

312
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:03,672
I'm not complaining.

313
00:16:03,711 --> 00:16:05,219
Man, I like driving you around.

314
00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:07,029
I like doing shit
around the house.

315
00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,899
Housesitting in the Hollywood
hills when you're gone.

316
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,690
But I've been a full time
stunt man for a while now and

317
00:16:15,085 --> 00:16:16,418
from where I'm standin',

318
00:16:16,864 --> 00:16:18,491
going to Rome
to star in movies

319
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,405
does not sound like the
fate worse than death

320
00:16:20,430 --> 00:16:21,754
that you seem to think it is.

321
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:23,248
Come on, now.
You ever seen a

322
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,170
a-an Italian Western, huh?

323
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,563
They're awful.
It's a fucking farce.

324
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,693
Yeah? How many
have you seen? One?

325
00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:32,553
- Two?
- I've seen enough, all right?

326
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,444
Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns.

327
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,816
<i>Sweet. The Real Don Steele,
with Simon and Garfunkel hit,</i>

328
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,388
<i>Mrs. Robinson.</i>

329
00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:03,181
<i>♪ And here's to you ♪</i>

330
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:08,124
<i>Frank Sinatra, Bill Cosby
and Nancy Sinatra</i>

331
00:17:08,149 --> 00:17:10,720
<i>with Tom Smothers as
master of ceremonies</i>

332
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,248
<i>will appear in concert...</i>

333
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:19,477
<i>There are fearful
pictures on his skin.</i>

334
00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:23,030
<i>But the most fearful thing
is tattooed on his soul.</i>

335
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,709
<i>The Illustrated Man.</i>

336
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:28,251
<i>Ray Bradbury's masterpiece
of the supernatural.</i>

337
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,452
<i>An incredible journey to the
outer limits of imagination.</i>

338
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,077
Hell, man, stay in L.A.

339
00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:34,657
Give it one for
next pilot season.

340
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,747
Ah, nah.

341
00:17:35,772 --> 00:17:39,657
I'm... I'm too insecure now
to score come pilot season.

342
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:41,721
'Sides, Screen Gems
ain't gonna have

343
00:17:41,746 --> 00:17:43,864
nothin' good to say about
me, you know that.

344
00:17:44,058 --> 00:17:45,582
Shit, you made Bounty Law.

345
00:17:45,692 --> 00:17:47,628
Nobody's gonna forgive
me for that last season,

346
00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:48,779
no matter what I do.

347
00:17:48,848 --> 00:17:51,127
I'm always gonna be
the horse's ass th-that

348
00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:54,164
got Bounty Law canceled
'cause I wanted some...

349
00:17:54,219 --> 00:17:56,402
fuckin' rinky-dink movie career.

350
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,945
Tom, my friend.

351
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:01,897
- I met him?
- No, you haven't.

352
00:18:02,187 --> 00:18:03,929
What I'm saying is
you're not gonna meet him

353
00:18:04,077 --> 00:18:05,874
- 'cause I don't think he likes you.
- Why?

354
00:18:05,937 --> 00:18:06,921
Well...

355
00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:09,413
<i>Four men on a search</i>

356
00:18:10,484 --> 00:18:12,109
<i>Each man different.</i>

357
00:18:12,406 --> 00:18:13,984
<i>Living his own way.</i>

358
00:18:14,046 --> 00:18:15,257
<i>Searching.</i>

359
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:17,288
<i>Discovering.</i>

360
00:18:17,465 --> 00:18:18,758
<i>Numero Uno.</i>

361
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:21,195
<i>The new thing in
colognes for men.</i>

362
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:24,796
<i>In all the world, there're only
four basic masculine scents.</i>

363
00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:27,141
Holy shit.

364
00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:29,934
That... That was Polanski.

365
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:34,484
That was Roman Polanski,
h-he's lived there for a month now.

366
00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:36,070
First time I seen him.

367
00:18:37,062 --> 00:18:38,213
Holy shit.

368
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:43,346
What I always say?

369
00:18:43,387 --> 00:18:46,260
Most important thing in this town,
is when you're making money,

370
00:18:46,461 --> 00:18:48,397
you buy a house in town,
you don't rent.

371
00:18:48,596 --> 00:18:50,032
Eddie O'Brien taught me that.

372
00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:52,545
Hollywood real estate
means you live here.

373
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:54,198
You're not just visiting,

374
00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:56,062
not just passin' through,

375
00:18:56,087 --> 00:18:57,559
you fuckin' live here.

376
00:18:58,181 --> 00:18:59,879
Here I am, flat on my ass,

377
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:02,071
and who-who do I got
livin' next door to me?

378
00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:05,041
The director of Rosemary's
fuckin' Baby, that's who.

379
00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:07,338
Polanski's the hottest director
in town right now,

380
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:08,570
probably the world!

381
00:19:08,619 --> 00:19:10,024
He's my next door
fuckin' neighbor.

382
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:12,258
Shit.

383
00:19:12,305 --> 00:19:13,861
I mean, who knows
what can happen?

384
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,882
Shit, I-I could be
one pool party away

385
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:18,810
from starrin' in a Polanski movie.

386
00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,371
So, you're feeling better now?

387
00:19:20,449 --> 00:19:22,234
Oh, yeah, yes.
Sorry 'bout all that.

388
00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:24,251
Gimme my glasses back.

389
00:19:24,483 --> 00:19:26,094
Come get 'em, fucker.

390
00:19:26,253 --> 00:19:29,261
Alright, alright, Audie Murphy,
relax! There you go.

391
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:30,894
You gonna need me
for anything else?

392
00:19:30,934 --> 00:19:32,181
Nah, nah, nah...

393
00:19:32,277 --> 00:19:34,325
A lotta lines to learn
for tomorrow. Shit.

394
00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:36,687
Alright, I'm gonna get
my carcass on home.

395
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,937
- Alright.
- Alright, 7:15 a.m.

396
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,896
7:15.

397
00:19:39,921 --> 00:19:41,358
- Out the door?
- Out the door.

398
00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:43,477
- In the car.
- Alright, see you then.

399
00:20:10,033 --> 00:20:13,302
<i>♪ Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...uck ♪</i>

400
00:20:13,716 --> 00:20:15,605
<i>♪ Chuck a-chuck-chuck ♪</i>

401
00:20:29,808 --> 00:20:31,336
<i>♪ Little darlin'
do not let a tear ♪</i>

402
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,665
<i>♪ Fall-a from your
ey-ey-ey-ey-eye ♪</i>

403
00:20:34,011 --> 00:20:36,281
<i>♪ Well she wrote me the letter ♪</i>

404
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:39,167
<i>♪ Said that she couldn't live ♪</i>

405
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:42,037
<i>♪ Without me no more ♪</i>

406
00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:47,119
<i>♪ Listen to me mister ♪</i>

407
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,027
<i>♪ Please don't you ever ♪</i>

408
00:20:50,212 --> 00:20:52,284
<i>♪ My baby once more ♪</i>

409
00:20:53,474 --> 00:20:55,530
<i>♪ Anyway ♪</i>

410
00:20:56,483 --> 00:20:57,912
<i>♪ Give a listen ♪</i>

411
00:20:58,085 --> 00:20:59,982
<i>♪ 'Cause I was born lonely ♪</i>

412
00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,704
<i>♪ Down by the riverside ♪</i>

413
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,620
<i>♪ Learned to spin fortune wheels ♪</i>

414
00:21:03,716 --> 00:21:05,282
<i>♪ And throw dice ♪</i>

415
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,759
<i>♪ I was just thirteen ♪</i>

416
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,681
<i>♪ When I had to leave home ♪</i>

417
00:21:08,794 --> 00:21:10,910
<i>♪ Knew I couldn't stick around ♪</i>

418
00:21:11,029 --> 00:21:12,227
<i>♪ I had to roam ♪</i>

419
00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:14,013
<i>♪ Ain't good lookin' ♪</i>

420
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,758
<i>♪ But you know I ain't shy ♪</i>

421
00:21:15,907 --> 00:21:17,581
<i>♪ Ain't afraid to look you girl ♪</i>

422
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,172
<i>♪ Hey, in the eye ♪</i>

423
00:21:19,232 --> 00:21:20,962
<i>♪ So if you need some lovin' ♪</i>

424
00:21:21,027 --> 00:21:23,297
<i>♪ Now, full o' jitterbugs
from Pico Rivera, baby ♪</i>

425
00:21:23,399 --> 00:21:24,939
<i>♪ I'ma come on loose for ya ♪</i>

426
00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:29,118
<i>♪ Hey, Hector!
Your momma lookin' for you ♪</i>

427
00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:44,691
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, boy ♪</i>

428
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,104
<i>Well, if you haven't tried
one with Mug Root Beer,</i>

429
00:22:00,143 --> 00:22:01,477
<i>start droolin' now.</i>

430
00:22:01,526 --> 00:22:04,622
<i>Mug, old-fashioned root beer
in the new twist top bottle.</i>

431
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:06,868
<i>♪ KHJ Boss hit bomb! ♪</i>

432
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,690
<i>♪ This is the house
that Jack built, y'all ♪</i>

433
00:22:11,303 --> 00:22:12,811
<i>♪ Remember this house! ♪</i>

434
00:22:33,947 --> 00:22:37,312
<i>♪ MacArthur Park
is melting in the dark ♪</i>

435
00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:41,538
<i>♪ All the sweet, green icing ♪</i>

436
00:22:41,632 --> 00:22:43,908
<i>♪ Flowing down ♪</i>

437
00:22:47,222 --> 00:22:49,413
How was your day, hmm?

438
00:22:49,979 --> 00:22:51,781
Wait till you see
what I got for you.

439
00:22:51,882 --> 00:22:53,945
Wait till you see
what I got for you.

440
00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:56,907
Look what I got for you.

441
00:22:57,392 --> 00:22:59,260
Gonna blow your mind, man.

442
00:23:01,310 --> 00:23:02,509
Whoop!

443
00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:04,059
Come here.

444
00:23:08,065 --> 00:23:09,208
Ah!

445
00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:55,710
<i>It's numbers game.</i>

446
00:23:55,821 --> 00:23:57,543
<i>It's a wild game.</i>

447
00:23:57,682 --> 00:23:59,960
<i>Take 3... 3 in the Attic.</i>

448
00:24:00,184 --> 00:24:01,541
<i>These three.</i>

449
00:24:02,303 --> 00:24:05,057
<i>Tobey, one full of life.</i>

450
00:24:09,661 --> 00:24:11,032
Was that a whine?

451
00:24:12,908 --> 00:24:15,329
What'd I tell ya 'bout whining?
You whine, you don't eat.

452
00:24:16,179 --> 00:24:17,808
I will throw this
shit in the trash.

453
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,579
I don't wanna, but I will.

454
00:24:20,697 --> 00:24:21,871
Ya understand?

455
00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:24,628
All right.

456
00:24:35,901 --> 00:24:38,996
<i>♪ That's all very well, but not
with my daughter, you don't ♪</i>

457
00:25:01,157 --> 00:25:02,840
<i>It was closing time.</i>

458
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:04,317
<i>But he never came back.</i>

459
00:25:05,747 --> 00:25:07,469
<i>Okay, Peggy, what happened?</i>

460
00:25:07,581 --> 00:25:10,279
<i>I don't know.
Everything was fine.</i>

461
00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:14,860
<i>While I was doing the dishes...</i>

462
00:25:19,711 --> 00:25:22,535
<i>And then, a sudden change.</i>

463
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,601
<i>You know how musicians are,
they're temperamental cats.</i>

464
00:25:25,681 --> 00:25:26,752
<i>Who knows what got into him?</i>

465
00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:27,912
Yeah!

466
00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,841
<i>Rick Dalton rehearsal
tape startin' in five...</i>

467
00:25:36,912 --> 00:25:40,944
<i>four, three, two, one.</i>

468
00:25:40,983 --> 00:25:44,507
Pepe! Get your behind behind
that bar, I got a guest.

469
00:25:45,164 --> 00:25:48,917
<i>Johnny says...
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish...</i>

470
00:25:50,072 --> 00:25:51,468
<i>How's business?</i>

471
00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:52,873
I've had worse.

472
00:25:54,326 --> 00:25:56,493
<i>Johnny says Spanish,</i>

473
00:25:56,764 --> 00:25:58,002
<i>A toast.</i>

474
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,575
To my wife and
all my sweethearts...

475
00:26:00,662 --> 00:26:02,638
may they never meet.

476
00:26:04,174 --> 00:26:05,864
Señor Madrid, care to
join me at my table

477
00:26:05,889 --> 00:26:07,713
while I entertain my guest?

478
00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:12,458
<i>I would be delighted,
Mister DeCoteau.</i>

479
00:26:14,002 --> 00:26:15,637
Take the bottle wit' you.

480
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,773
<i>And Pepe comes over.</i>

481
00:26:19,443 --> 00:26:22,491
Hey, where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours' fiddle?

482
00:26:23,671 --> 00:26:24,814
<i>She's asleep.</i>

483
00:26:24,866 --> 00:26:26,166
Well, wake her the heck up,

484
00:26:26,191 --> 00:26:28,103
get her down here with
her fiddle and her bow

485
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:29,723
and entertain my guest!

486
00:26:30,373 --> 00:26:33,746
<i>Si, señor, but please don't
hurt her this time. I beg you.</i>

487
00:26:34,016 --> 00:26:35,468
I ain't gonna hurt her.

488
00:26:35,859 --> 00:26:37,430
Just want her to play the fiddle.

489
00:26:37,733 --> 00:26:38,741
Now, go fetch her and tell her

490
00:26:38,766 --> 00:26:40,361
I'll give her a fat
five-dollar gold piece

491
00:26:40,416 --> 00:26:42,515
if she'll play her little
chili pepper heart out!

492
00:26:43,714 --> 00:26:47,087
So, Johnny...
what else you heard about me?

493
00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,424
<i>I heard you're pushin'
Lancer pretty hard,</i>

494
00:26:49,449 --> 00:26:50,972
<i>but Lancer has money.</i>

495
00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:53,822
<i>At some point,
he's gonna hire some guns</i>

496
00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:55,307
<i>and push back.</i>

497
00:27:12,857 --> 00:27:15,103
<i>9:00 in the City of Angels!</i>

498
00:27:15,210 --> 00:27:17,022
<i>Your brother here, 10 to 5.</i>

499
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:19,350
<i>'Cause the weekend's still
got plenty to start with.</i>

500
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:20,475
<i>So rock on!</i>

501
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,063
<i>♪ Na na na na ♪</i>

502
00:27:40,412 --> 00:27:42,341
<i>♪ Na na na, na na na ♪</i>

503
00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:48,733
<i>♪ Na na na na ♪</i>

504
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,353
<i>♪ Na na na, na na na ♪</i>

505
00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:58,408
<i>♪ I got a certain little
girl she's on my mind ♪</i>

506
00:27:58,472 --> 00:28:00,527
<i>♪ No doubt about it
she looks so fine ♪</i>

507
00:28:00,552 --> 00:28:02,651
<i>♪ She's the best girl
that I ever had ♪</i>

508
00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:05,032
<i>♪ Sometimes she's gonna
make me feel so bad ♪</i>

509
00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:06,329
<i>♪ Na na na na ♪</i>

510
00:28:06,631 --> 00:28:09,337
<i>♪ Na na na, na na na ♪</i>

511
00:28:13,719 --> 00:28:15,187
<i>♪ Na na na na ♪</i>

512
00:28:15,419 --> 00:28:17,885
<i>♪ Na na na, na na na ♪</i>

513
00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:24,903
<i>♪ Hush, hush ♪</i>

514
00:28:24,967 --> 00:28:27,113
<i>♪ I thought I heard her
calling my name now ♪</i>

515
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,962
<i>♪ Hush, hush ♪</i>

516
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,393
<i>♪ She broke my heart but I
love her just the same now ♪</i>

517
00:28:31,475 --> 00:28:32,745
<i>♪ Hush, hush ♪</i>

518
00:28:32,769 --> 00:28:34,071
Oh, look, they're here.

519
00:28:34,134 --> 00:28:35,707
<i>♪ Thought I heard her
calling my name now ♪</i>

520
00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:37,699
<i>♪ Hush, hush ♪</i>

521
00:28:37,927 --> 00:28:40,292
<i>♪ I need her loving and
I'm not to blame now ♪</i>

522
00:28:52,754 --> 00:28:55,505
Hey! How are you doin', baby?

523
00:28:55,933 --> 00:28:56,949
Hey!

524
00:28:57,816 --> 00:28:59,153
How are you?

525
00:28:59,223 --> 00:29:01,936
<i>♪ The tears that you're
starting to cry are no good ♪</i>

526
00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:03,804
<i>♪ Cause you know I loved you ♪</i>

527
00:29:03,883 --> 00:29:07,690
<i>♪ Much better than anybody would ♪</i>

528
00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:11,002
<i>♪ And it was understood ♪</i>

529
00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:13,595
<i>♪ That I wouldn't be ♪</i>

530
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:16,325
<i>♪ Staying around a long time ♪</i>

531
00:29:16,389 --> 00:29:17,718
<i>♪ You knew that someday ♪</i>

532
00:29:17,932 --> 00:29:20,115
<i>♪ I'd wake up, baby ♪</i>

533
00:29:20,150 --> 00:29:22,103
<i>♪ And I'd find ♪</i>

534
00:29:23,268 --> 00:29:28,069
<i>♪ Somebody further down the line ♪</i>

535
00:29:29,823 --> 00:29:32,688
<i>♪ I'm the son of a lovin' man ♪</i>

536
00:29:32,894 --> 00:29:34,076
<i>♪ My daddy told me ♪</i>

537
00:29:34,109 --> 00:29:36,569
<i>♪ Get you all the loving you can ♪</i>

538
00:29:36,698 --> 00:29:40,079
<i>♪ And I can ♪</i>

539
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,130
<i>♪ 'Cause I, I'm the son ♪</i>

540
00:29:42,289 --> 00:29:43,575
<i>♪ I'm the son, son ♪</i>

541
00:29:43,845 --> 00:29:46,133
<i>♪ I'm the son, son
I'm the son, son ♪</i>

542
00:29:46,228 --> 00:29:49,163
<i>♪ Son of a loving man ♪</i>

543
00:29:50,798 --> 00:29:53,854
<i>♪ My daddy before me told me ♪</i>

544
00:29:54,047 --> 00:29:56,841
<i>♪ That his daddy
before him told him ♪</i>

545
00:29:57,509 --> 00:30:00,216
<i>♪ Never wait around ♪</i>

546
00:30:01,107 --> 00:30:03,727
<i>♪ And never settle down ♪</i>

547
00:30:04,765 --> 00:30:06,672
<i>♪ 'Cause there are
too many women ♪</i>

548
00:30:06,697 --> 00:30:08,823
<i>♪ Who will hold on tight ♪</i>

549
00:30:08,903 --> 00:30:12,369
<i>♪ To a loving man
who will come along ♪</i>

550
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,668
<i>♪ And treat them right ♪</i>

551
00:30:15,427 --> 00:30:19,673
<i>♪ But you got to leave
with the morning light ♪</i>

552
00:30:22,973 --> 00:30:24,933
I'm gonna tell you a story.

553
00:30:26,383 --> 00:30:29,859
She... was engaged to him.

554
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,789
And she...

555
00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:37,644
flew to the UK

556
00:30:38,195 --> 00:30:40,338
to make a film with him

557
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,806
and broke off her
engagement with him

558
00:30:43,953 --> 00:30:45,771
and married him.

559
00:30:47,355 --> 00:30:50,997
Then they... moved to Los Angeles...

560
00:30:51,298 --> 00:30:54,945
and then the three of 'em
have been inseparable.

561
00:30:55,997 --> 00:30:57,370
Really?

562
00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,811
What's up?

563
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,172
Jay loves Sharon,
that's what's up.

564
00:31:06,787 --> 00:31:08,859
And he knows...

565
00:31:09,224 --> 00:31:12,414
as sure as God made
little green apples,

566
00:31:14,026 --> 00:31:15,367
that one of these days,

567
00:31:15,392 --> 00:31:17,384
that Polish prick's
gonna fuck things up

568
00:31:17,482 --> 00:31:19,133
and when he does...

569
00:31:19,249 --> 00:31:21,035
Jay's gonna be there.

570
00:31:21,065 --> 00:31:23,359
Well, one thing's for sure.

571
00:31:23,493 --> 00:31:24,699
Yeah?

572
00:31:25,021 --> 00:31:26,493
What's that?

573
00:31:26,854 --> 00:31:29,561
Sharon absolutely has a type.

574
00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:35,868
Cute, short, talented guys
who look like 12-year-old boys.

575
00:31:36,274 --> 00:31:37,727
Yeah.

576
00:31:41,976 --> 00:31:43,659
I never stood a chance.

577
00:31:44,317 --> 00:31:46,120
<i>♪ I, I'm a son ♪</i>

578
00:31:46,175 --> 00:31:48,801
<i>♪ I'm a son, son
I'm a son, son ♪</i>

579
00:31:48,897 --> 00:31:50,011
<i>♪ I'm a son, son ♪</i>

580
00:31:50,036 --> 00:31:52,446
<i>♪ Son of a loving man ♪</i>

581
00:31:52,525 --> 00:31:54,222
<i>♪ I'm the son of a loving man ♪</i>

582
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,685
<i>♪ My daddy told me ♪</i>

583
00:31:55,737 --> 00:31:58,338
<i>♪ Get you all
the loving you can ♪</i>

584
00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:08,223
<i>It's 8:32 at KHJ
with Robert W. Morgan.</i>

585
00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:11,423
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592
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599
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600
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602
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603
00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:13,166
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604
00:33:27,998 --> 00:33:29,086
Hey...

605
00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:32,809
I think the wind blew down
my TV antenna last night.

606
00:33:32,904 --> 00:33:35,503
So, while I pissfart
around wardrobe,

607
00:33:35,552 --> 00:33:37,197
you mind going
home and fixin' it?

608
00:33:37,253 --> 00:33:38,303
I can.

609
00:33:38,328 --> 00:33:40,066
You talk to the stunt gaffer
about me today?

610
00:33:40,091 --> 00:33:42,050
That way, I know if
I'm working this week or not.

611
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,304
Yeah...

612
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,806
I've been meaning to tell you,
the guy who gaffes this...

613
00:33:46,914 --> 00:33:48,588
best friends with Randy,

614
00:33:48,613 --> 00:33:50,297
the guy from The Green Hornet.

615
00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:52,739
So, really ain't nothin' for ya.

616
00:33:52,768 --> 00:33:54,389
All right, well, if you don't
need me for anything else,

617
00:33:54,414 --> 00:33:55,763
I'll pick you up after.

618
00:33:55,836 --> 00:33:57,844
I don't need you, not today.

619
00:33:57,899 --> 00:33:59,831
Go home, fix my
antenna, do whatever.

620
00:33:59,981 --> 00:34:01,388
See ya 'round.

621
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:05,618
Hey!

622
00:34:06,763 --> 00:34:08,382
You're Rick fucking Dalton.

623
00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:10,326
Don't you forget it.

624
00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:13,408
<i>♪ Till you see my home town ♪</i>

625
00:34:14,206 --> 00:34:16,158
<i>♪ Choo choo train ♪</i>

626
00:34:19,901 --> 00:34:22,631
Hey, hey, buddy,
I'm Rick Dalton.

627
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,353
You know where I'm
supposed to go?

628
00:34:24,649 --> 00:34:26,340
I think they're waiting for you
in the makeup trailer.

629
00:34:26,443 --> 00:34:27,982
Where's the makeup trailer?

630
00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:30,445
Straight back to where
you came, hard right.

631
00:34:43,210 --> 00:34:44,718
Rick Dalton!

632
00:34:44,996 --> 00:34:46,552
Sam Wanamaker.

633
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:49,283
Hey, Sam.
Sorry about the wet hand.

634
00:34:49,308 --> 00:34:51,590
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'm used to it with you.

635
00:34:51,615 --> 00:34:54,374
I just wanted you to know
I'm the one who cast you

636
00:34:54,399 --> 00:34:56,366
and I could not me more
delighted that you're doing this.

637
00:34:56,593 --> 00:34:59,069
Oh, thank you, Sam...
I appreciate it.

638
00:34:59,094 --> 00:35:00,228
It's a good part.

639
00:35:00,253 --> 00:35:02,664
Have you met Jim Stacy,
the series lead?

640
00:35:02,689 --> 00:35:04,677
Uh, not yet, no, no.

641
00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:07,464
Well, you guys are gonna
be dynamite together.

642
00:35:08,642 --> 00:35:11,395
Well, it sounds exciting.

643
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,054
Yeah, lightning in a bottle!

644
00:35:13,150 --> 00:35:14,388
Now, you met

645
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:16,277
- Sonya, makeup and hair?
- Hi.

646
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:19,786
And this is Rebecca
who does costumes.

647
00:35:19,811 --> 00:35:21,206
- Hi.
- Howdy.

648
00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:23,035
Now, I want a whole
new look for Caleb.

649
00:35:23,067 --> 00:35:25,566
I don't want this Western
costume the way they costume

650
00:35:25,591 --> 00:35:28,409
The Big Valley and Bonanza
from the last decade.

651
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,932
I want a zeitgeist
flair in the costumes.

652
00:35:33,135 --> 00:35:34,675
I mean, nothing anachronistic,

653
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,985
but when does 1869
and 1969 meet?

654
00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,945
Especially when it
comes to you, Caleb.

655
00:35:42,866 --> 00:35:44,747
First off, I wanna
give him a mustache.

656
00:35:44,922 --> 00:35:49,438
A big, droopy,
Zapata-like mustache.

657
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,840
Now, about his jacket...

658
00:35:52,038 --> 00:35:53,959
I wanna give him a
hippie jacket.

659
00:35:54,051 --> 00:35:56,328
Something that he could wear
into the London Fog tonight

660
00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:58,315
and look like the
hippest guy in the room.

661
00:35:58,401 --> 00:36:00,752
Far out.
We got a Custer jacket,

662
00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:02,921
fringes all down the arm.

663
00:36:02,976 --> 00:36:05,326
It's tan now,
but I dye it dark brown,

664
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:07,184
he could hit the
strip in it tonight.

665
00:36:07,356 --> 00:36:09,137
That's my girl.

666
00:36:09,685 --> 00:36:11,112
Now, Rick, about your hair.

667
00:36:11,137 --> 00:36:12,707
W-What about my hair?

668
00:36:12,732 --> 00:36:14,391
I wanna go with a
different hairstyle.

669
00:36:14,531 --> 00:36:15,968
Oh, what?

670
00:36:15,993 --> 00:36:18,033
Something more... hippie-ish.

671
00:36:18,491 --> 00:36:21,745
Well... you want me
to look like a hippie?

672
00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:24,875
Well, think less hippie, more...

673
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,431
Hell's Angel!

674
00:36:29,843 --> 00:36:32,192
Say... Sam, Sam, uh...

675
00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:35,570
You got me covered up
in all this, uh...

676
00:36:35,705 --> 00:36:37,617
this... junk.

677
00:36:37,684 --> 00:36:40,121
Uh, how's the audience
gonna know it's me?

678
00:36:40,861 --> 00:36:42,226
I hope they don't.

679
00:36:42,251 --> 00:36:43,165
Hmm.

680
00:36:43,925 --> 00:36:47,845
I don't want them to see
Jake Cahill.

681
00:36:47,870 --> 00:36:49,981
I want them to see Caleb!

682
00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:52,920
I hired you to be an actor, Rick,

683
00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:55,561
and not a TV cowboy.

684
00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:57,165
You're better than that.

685
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,440
<i>♪ Los Angeles weather ♪</i>

686
00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:10,354
<i>Hot today,
heat at 95 the high, sunny.</i>

687
00:37:10,379 --> 00:37:12,561
<i>No smog, well,
what I mean is, a lotta smog.</i>

688
00:37:12,626 --> 00:37:14,913
<i>Up to 105 in
the San Fernando Valley.</i>

689
00:37:14,993 --> 00:37:17,124
<i>90 Orange County, 80 beach.</i>

690
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:18,673
<i>Right now, 75 in Hollywood...</i>

691
00:37:18,754 --> 00:37:20,246
<i>♪ Run to me ♪</i>

692
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:23,373
<i>♪ And the heavenly
fragrance that clings ♪</i>

693
00:37:23,483 --> 00:37:26,015
<i>♪ It's Heaven Sent ♪</i>

694
00:37:26,094 --> 00:37:27,427
<i>♪ Suddenly ♪</i>

695
00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:30,704
<i>♪ You're an imp
wearing angel's wings ♪</i>

696
00:37:30,773 --> 00:37:33,077
<i>♪ In Heaven Sent ♪</i>

697
00:37:33,236 --> 00:37:34,815
<i>♪ Suddenly ♪</i>

698
00:37:34,959 --> 00:37:38,674
<i>♪ You are all the things
that you want to be ♪</i>

699
00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,976
<i>♪ A little bit naughty
but heavenly ♪</i>

700
00:37:42,063 --> 00:37:46,420
<i>♪ In Heaven Sent ♪</i>

701
00:37:47,046 --> 00:37:49,968
<i>Heaven Sent fragrance
by Helena Rubinstein.</i>

702
00:37:50,008 --> 00:37:51,970
<i>Spray it on and
heavenly things happen.</i>

703
00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:54,065
<i>Heaven Sent. Splash in it.</i>

704
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,412
<i>Laugh in it, live in it,
love in it.</i>

705
00:37:56,437 --> 00:37:58,294
<i>You'll find Heaven
Sent fragrance in...</i>

706
00:38:02,931 --> 00:38:04,011
<i>The next day,</i>

707
00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:05,773
<i>and the next day
and the next day</i>

708
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:08,249
<i>and the next day
and the next day</i>

709
00:38:08,274 --> 00:38:09,278
<i>♪ Kentucky woman ♪</i>

710
00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:11,370
<i>♪ She shines with her
own kind of light ♪</i>

711
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,863
<i>♪ Seems this world's ♪</i>

712
00:39:36,912 --> 00:39:38,546
<i>♪ Got you down ♪</i>

713
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:42,128
<i>♪ Your feelin'
bad vibrations frown ♪</i>

714
00:39:42,359 --> 00:39:44,661
<i>♪ Well, open your eyes, girl ♪</i>

715
00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:46,256
<i>♪ Look at me ♪</i>

716
00:39:46,844 --> 00:39:49,684
<i>♪ I'm gonna show you
how it ought to be ♪</i>

717
00:39:50,495 --> 00:39:52,484
<i>♪ We're gonna have
a good thing ♪</i>

718
00:39:52,619 --> 00:39:54,833
<i>♪ Such a good thing, baby ♪</i>

719
00:39:56,274 --> 00:39:57,663
<i>♪ And when your world ♪</i>

720
00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,678
<i>♪ Don't seem just right ♪</i>

721
00:40:00,395 --> 00:40:03,451
<i>♪ And life's gettin'
you uptight ♪</i>

722
00:40:03,829 --> 00:40:07,090
<i>♪ You can change
that wrong to right ♪</i>

723
00:40:08,117 --> 00:40:09,894
<i>I-I-I've been
meanin' to tell you,</i>

724
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,743
<i>the guy who gaffes this,</i>

725
00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,614
<i>best friends with Randy...</i>

726
00:40:13,639 --> 00:40:15,003
<i>the guy from The Green Hornet,</i>

727
00:40:15,099 --> 00:40:17,552
<i>so, really ain't no point.</i>

728
00:40:32,814 --> 00:40:34,123
Hey, Randy.

729
00:40:36,293 --> 00:40:37,381
Cliff.

730
00:40:38,484 --> 00:40:40,087
So, you're still with Rick, huh?

731
00:40:40,928 --> 00:40:42,190
Still here.

732
00:40:43,381 --> 00:40:44,420
He in there?

733
00:40:44,532 --> 00:40:45,928
Yeah, just knock.

734
00:40:50,559 --> 00:40:53,702
Look, j-just put him
into wardrobe, all right?

735
00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:56,786
What's it gonna hurt? Then if you
need him, you got him, right?

736
00:40:56,876 --> 00:41:00,551
Then I gotta have a conversation
with that wardrobe assistant,

737
00:41:00,576 --> 00:41:02,750
and man, she's a fuckin' bitch,
I just don't...

738
00:41:02,797 --> 00:41:05,846
Look, look, Randy, I'm askin'
you to help me out, man.

739
00:41:05,871 --> 00:41:09,546
If the answer's no, the answer's no.
Not-Not no with excuses.

740
00:41:10,252 --> 00:41:11,617
Hey, man.

741
00:41:12,649 --> 00:41:15,862
This ain't a fuckin'
Andy McLaglen picture, you know.

742
00:41:16,012 --> 00:41:18,726
And I can't afford to hire a
bunch of guys to smoke cigarettes

743
00:41:18,751 --> 00:41:20,571
and sit around talkin'
to each other all day

744
00:41:20,596 --> 00:41:22,468
on the chance
that I might use 'em.

745
00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:24,454
I got a four man team here, Rick.

746
00:41:24,521 --> 00:41:26,655
I need more than that,
I gotta get it approved.

747
00:41:26,759 --> 00:41:28,941
And you know,
I-I gotta look after my dudes.

748
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:32,762
Hey, a-and if your dudes were
a better match for me,

749
00:41:32,787 --> 00:41:34,365
I'd say, o-okay,
you got me, b-b-but

750
00:41:34,390 --> 00:41:36,684
but th-that's not the case
and you know it.

751
00:41:36,709 --> 00:41:37,819
He's a great fuckin'
match for me.

752
00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:38,851
Yeah, yeah, I know.

753
00:41:38,876 --> 00:41:40,860
Hey, you could do
anything you want to him.

754
00:41:40,919 --> 00:41:43,136
Shit, th-throw him
off a building, right?

755
00:41:43,176 --> 00:41:45,977
Light him on fire, hit him
with a fucking Lincoln, right?

756
00:41:46,012 --> 00:41:47,813
Get creative,
do whatever you want.

757
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,415
He's just happy
for the opportunity.

758
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,345
Rick.

759
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:51,369
Yeah.

760
00:41:53,830 --> 00:41:55,258
I don't dig him.

761
00:41:57,298 --> 00:41:59,845
And I don't dig the
vibe he brings on set.

762
00:42:01,137 --> 00:42:03,548
What, is there some old
beef between you two?

763
00:42:03,573 --> 00:42:04,811
Come on, man.

764
00:42:04,901 --> 00:42:05,821
What?

765
00:42:06,281 --> 00:42:08,551
The dude killed his fuckin' wife.

766
00:42:09,217 --> 00:42:11,217
Oh... come on, man.

767
00:42:11,265 --> 00:42:13,480
You don't believe
that old shit, do you?

768
00:42:13,505 --> 00:42:15,179
Yes, Rick, I do.

769
00:42:15,455 --> 00:42:18,161
And I work with my wife
and she believes it.

770
00:42:18,609 --> 00:42:20,855
She didn't want his
creepy ass around.

771
00:42:23,019 --> 00:42:26,686
You know, this is probably
the shittiest weather ever.

772
00:42:26,797 --> 00:42:30,118
The shittiest weather
on the shittiest boat

773
00:42:30,142 --> 00:42:32,420
with the shittiest person.

774
00:42:33,656 --> 00:42:36,037
Natalie, my sister, said,
"He's a loser."

775
00:42:36,062 --> 00:42:37,099
"He's a loser."

776
00:42:37,131 --> 00:42:39,052
They all said it,
"He's a fuckin' loser",

777
00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:40,447
and I didn't believe them.

778
00:42:40,472 --> 00:42:42,472
So, I guess I'm
the fuckin' idiot.

779
00:42:43,663 --> 00:42:45,219
And now you're
not gonna talk to me?

780
00:42:45,322 --> 00:42:47,354
What, you don't
feel like fighting?

781
00:42:47,723 --> 00:42:49,580
Well, I feel like fucking fight.

782
00:42:49,605 --> 00:42:52,715
And I've been up here
by myself for four hours

783
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:55,217
on this fucking
shithole of a boat...

784
00:42:55,818 --> 00:42:56,977
Yeah.

785
00:42:59,687 --> 00:43:01,838
He's a goddamn war hero.

786
00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,605
Okay, you fuckin' horse's ass.

787
00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:14,740
Let's get you over to wardrobe.

788
00:43:17,868 --> 00:43:19,884
Now, I'll put you in wardrobe,

789
00:43:20,241 --> 00:43:22,447
but you don't stunt,
I don't pay you.

790
00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:25,389
Appreciate the opportunity,
Randy. I won't let you down.

791
00:43:25,706 --> 00:43:28,032
You know my wife,
Janet, don't you?

792
00:43:28,664 --> 00:43:29,783
Yeah.

793
00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:31,521
Steer clear of her.

794
00:43:32,503 --> 00:43:35,407
Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.

795
00:43:35,554 --> 00:43:37,029
What I admire is

796
00:43:37,054 --> 00:43:40,205
in his sport, there's
an element of true combat.

797
00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:43,034
When Cassius Clay meets
Sonny Liston in the ring,

798
00:43:43,059 --> 00:43:45,186
that's not two
athletes posturing.

799
00:43:45,729 --> 00:43:46,999
That's combat.

800
00:43:47,382 --> 00:43:50,286
Two men trying to kill
each other right now.

801
00:43:50,672 --> 00:43:52,378
If you don't beat him,

802
00:43:53,036 --> 00:43:54,354
he kills you.

803
00:43:54,977 --> 00:43:56,644
That's beyond athletics.

804
00:43:56,744 --> 00:44:00,069
That's beyond Wide World of
Sports, you know?

805
00:44:00,390 --> 00:44:02,398
That's two warriors
engaged in combat.

806
00:44:02,438 --> 00:44:04,327
That's what I admire.

807
00:44:04,972 --> 00:44:06,552
In martial arts tournaments,

808
00:44:06,782 --> 00:44:09,980
they won't let you fight like that.
It's very frustrating.

809
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,849
You stand in front of a guy,

810
00:44:11,874 --> 00:44:13,461
you just wanna let him have it.

811
00:44:14,769 --> 00:44:16,245
But you can't.

812
00:44:16,404 --> 00:44:19,967
So you gotta do this
play-acting, pattycake version.

813
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:23,348
Cassius Clay,
Sonny Liston, Joe Lewis.

814
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:26,686
The colored boxer,
not that white kickboxing asshole.

815
00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:30,738
They do what they
need to do to win.

816
00:44:30,917 --> 00:44:33,498
They unleash as much
punishment as they have to

817
00:44:33,523 --> 00:44:35,642
to defeat the other guy.

818
00:44:36,366 --> 00:44:37,699
But in martial arts tournaments,

819
00:44:37,802 --> 00:44:40,254
I do to win what
they do to win.

820
00:44:40,622 --> 00:44:43,226
I unleash all my power.

821
00:44:44,302 --> 00:44:45,461
I kill people.

822
00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:48,003
Well, if you fought
Cassius Clay, who would win?

823
00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:51,065
Well, that would never happen.

824
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,216
But if you did, what do
you think would happen?

825
00:44:54,867 --> 00:44:56,525
I'd make him a cripple.

826
00:44:59,332 --> 00:45:00,650
Hey, you.

827
00:45:00,972 --> 00:45:02,225
What's your name?

828
00:45:02,337 --> 00:45:04,377
- Me?
- Yeah, you.

829
00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:07,468
My name's Cliff.

830
00:45:07,745 --> 00:45:09,873
I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.

831
00:45:09,966 --> 00:45:11,101
Stuntman?

832
00:45:11,434 --> 00:45:12,545
Yeah.

833
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:14,841
You know, you're kind of
pretty for a stuntman.

834
00:45:15,151 --> 00:45:16,856
That's what they tell me.

835
00:45:17,075 --> 00:45:20,710
So, did I say
something funny, stuntman?

836
00:45:21,226 --> 00:45:24,067
- Yeah, you kinda did.
- What's so funny?

837
00:45:24,373 --> 00:45:26,270
Look, man,
I don't want any trouble.

838
00:45:26,365 --> 00:45:27,945
I'm just here to do a job.

839
00:45:28,171 --> 00:45:29,933
But you're laughing at
what I'm saying,

840
00:45:29,967 --> 00:45:31,562
but I'm not saying
anything funny.

841
00:45:31,609 --> 00:45:33,601
So, what do you
think is so funny?

842
00:45:35,039 --> 00:45:36,944
What I think is...

843
00:45:39,341 --> 00:45:42,299
you're a little man with a
big mouth and a big chip.

844
00:45:42,346 --> 00:45:43,981
And I think you
should be embarrassed

845
00:45:44,006 --> 00:45:45,672
to suggest that you'd
be anything more

846
00:45:45,697 --> 00:45:48,721
than a stain on the seat of
Cassius Clay's trunks.

847
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,123
Brother...

848
00:45:50,345 --> 00:45:52,083
you're the one
with the big mouth.

849
00:45:52,276 --> 00:45:53,887
And I would really
enjoy closing it

850
00:45:53,912 --> 00:45:56,110
especially in front
of all my friends.

851
00:45:56,963 --> 00:46:00,058
But my hands are registered
as lethal weapons.

852
00:46:00,419 --> 00:46:01,745
That means...

853
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,554
we get into a fight,
I accidentally kill you,

854
00:46:04,837 --> 00:46:06,258
I go to jail.

855
00:46:06,762 --> 00:46:10,089
Anybody accidentally kills
anybody in a fight, they go to jail.

856
00:46:10,114 --> 00:46:11,551
It's called manslaughter.

857
00:46:11,831 --> 00:46:14,258
And I think all that lethal weapon
horseshit is just an excuse

858
00:46:14,283 --> 00:46:17,118
so you dancers never have
to get in a real fight.

859
00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:20,128
Okay.

860
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:22,794
How about a friendly contest?

861
00:46:24,232 --> 00:46:27,327
No punching in the face,
two out of three.

862
00:46:27,941 --> 00:46:29,854
Who puts who
on the ground first.

863
00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:32,600
Nobody tries to hurt
nobody, just...

864
00:46:32,759 --> 00:46:34,552
who ends up on their butt.

865
00:46:38,891 --> 00:46:40,883
That's a great idea, Kato.

866
00:46:53,106 --> 00:46:54,908
You know, Bruce,
that guy's kinda famous.

867
00:46:54,964 --> 00:46:56,233
That guy?

868
00:46:56,464 --> 00:46:57,892
For what?

869
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,233
Killed his wife and
got away with it.

870
00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:02,003
That guy?

871
00:47:02,371 --> 00:47:03,609
That guy.

872
00:47:28,085 --> 00:47:29,633
Not bad, Kato.

873
00:47:30,775 --> 00:47:32,180
Try that again.

874
00:48:14,033 --> 00:48:15,272
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!

875
00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:18,454
What the fuck is going on here?

876
00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:21,303
Hey, jackass, this is our series lead.

877
00:48:21,367 --> 00:48:22,891
The fuck are you thinking?

878
00:48:22,916 --> 00:48:24,689
You're right, Janet.
I'm sorry about that.

879
00:48:24,714 --> 00:48:27,770
Don't fucking Janet me, you prick.

880
00:48:27,823 --> 00:48:30,164
Hey! What's up, babe?

881
00:48:30,260 --> 00:48:33,610
"What's up", Randy
is that your loser asshole

882
00:48:33,635 --> 00:48:35,564
wife-killing buddy boy here

883
00:48:35,604 --> 00:48:37,381
was beating the
shit out of Bruce!

884
00:48:37,406 --> 00:48:38,675
What?

885
00:48:38,923 --> 00:48:39,867
Hey, Randy.

886
00:48:39,892 --> 00:48:40,842
Cliff!

887
00:48:40,938 --> 00:48:42,795
What the fuck, man?

888
00:48:43,010 --> 00:48:44,171
Let me just say...

889
00:48:44,254 --> 00:48:46,191
nobody beat the
shit out of Bruce.

890
00:48:46,412 --> 00:48:48,571
It was a friendly contest.
He barely touched me.

891
00:48:48,702 --> 00:48:51,741
I think that dent in the car
says somethin' different.

892
00:48:52,578 --> 00:48:55,196
Oh, my God!

893
00:48:55,221 --> 00:48:57,869
What the fuck did
you do to my car?

894
00:48:58,066 --> 00:49:00,089
What the fuck did
you do to her car?

895
00:49:00,595 --> 00:49:02,031
I threw this little prick into it

896
00:49:02,056 --> 00:49:03,802
but I did not know
it was her car.

897
00:49:03,992 --> 00:49:05,595
Get the wardrobe off,

898
00:49:05,699 --> 00:49:07,286
get your shit

899
00:49:07,341 --> 00:49:08,556
and get fucked!

900
00:49:08,677 --> 00:49:09,725
- Janet!
- What?

901
00:49:09,764 --> 00:49:11,152
I will handle this.

902
00:49:11,193 --> 00:49:13,000
Then, fucking handle it, Randy!

903
00:49:14,143 --> 00:49:15,476
Cliff...

904
00:49:16,173 --> 00:49:17,657
get the wardrobe off,

905
00:49:17,729 --> 00:49:19,229
get your shit

906
00:49:19,546 --> 00:49:21,578
and get off the lot.

907
00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:26,102
Fair enough.

908
00:49:45,938 --> 00:49:49,637
<i>♪ Because I'm hungry for
those good things, baby ♪</i>

909
00:49:49,689 --> 00:49:52,245
<i>♪ Hungry through and through ♪</i>

910
00:49:53,392 --> 00:49:56,535
<i>♪ I'm hungry for
that sweet life, baby ♪</i>

911
00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:59,595
<i>♪ With a real fine girl like you ♪</i>

912
00:49:59,688 --> 00:50:01,744
Aww, what's the matter?

913
00:50:02,035 --> 00:50:04,535
You afraid I'll
tell Jim Morrison

914
00:50:04,569 --> 00:50:07,783
you were dancing to
Paul Revere and the Raiders?

915
00:50:08,716 --> 00:50:10,724
Are they not cool
enough for you?

916
00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:12,527
<i>♪ Custom-tailored world ♪</i>

917
00:50:12,582 --> 00:50:16,011
<i>♪ That I wanna own someday ♪</i>

918
00:50:17,127 --> 00:50:19,964
<i>♪ With a special place up high ♪</i>

919
00:50:20,109 --> 00:50:22,030
Who's this shaggy asshole?

920
00:50:24,536 --> 00:50:26,052
Hello, can I help you?

921
00:50:26,235 --> 00:50:28,822
Oh, yeah, hey, man,
I'm looking for Terry.

922
00:50:28,847 --> 00:50:31,536
I'm a friend of Terry's
and, uh, Dennis Wilson.

923
00:50:31,790 --> 00:50:33,584
Well, Terry and Candy
don't live here anymore.

924
00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:35,750
This is the Polanski
residence now.

925
00:50:35,854 --> 00:50:37,497
Really? They moved?

926
00:50:38,778 --> 00:50:39,993
Dang!

927
00:50:40,794 --> 00:50:42,802
Uh, you know-
you know where?

928
00:50:42,879 --> 00:50:46,061
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm hungry for
those good things, baby ♪</i>

929
00:50:46,235 --> 00:50:48,617
<i>♪ I'm hungry through
and through ♪</i>

930
00:50:48,804 --> 00:50:50,058
Who is it, Jay?

931
00:50:50,426 --> 00:50:52,584
It's okay, honey.
It's a friend of Terry's.

932
00:50:53,828 --> 00:50:55,426
You should take the back path.

933
00:50:55,709 --> 00:50:56,899
Thanks for telling me.

934
00:50:58,291 --> 00:51:01,251
- <i>♪ I can almost taste it now ♪</i>
- Ma'am.

935
00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:04,491
<i>♪ Oh, it's sweet as wine ♪</i>

936
00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:08,179
<i>♪ Ain't gonna waste it now ♪</i>

937
00:51:09,161 --> 00:51:12,002
<i>♪ When it's finally mine ♪</i>

938
00:51:12,726 --> 00:51:14,996
<i>♪ Gonna live each minute ♪</i>

939
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:18,592
Hey, Rick!

940
00:51:18,679 --> 00:51:20,091
I know we just broke for lunch,

941
00:51:20,116 --> 00:51:22,886
but you need to wait at least
an hour before you can eat.

942
00:51:23,006 --> 00:51:24,482
Give the glue a chance to dry.

943
00:51:24,550 --> 00:51:27,550
No worries, honey.
I got my book.

944
00:51:27,695 --> 00:51:28,751
Say, say...

945
00:51:28,822 --> 00:51:30,638
Where's the bad guy saloon?

946
00:51:31,100 --> 00:51:32,857
You just go straight
to Western town,

947
00:51:32,882 --> 00:51:35,211
take a right and a left
and you'll see it right there.

948
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,473
Thanks, honey.

949
00:52:38,052 --> 00:52:39,004
Hello.

950
00:52:42,015 --> 00:52:43,079
Hello.

951
00:52:45,501 --> 00:52:46,405
Hello.

952
00:52:50,669 --> 00:52:52,699
Bother you if
I sat next to you,

953
00:52:52,724 --> 00:52:54,312
and read my book, too?

954
00:52:56,449 --> 00:52:57,631
I don't know.

955
00:52:58,964 --> 00:53:00,483
Would you bother me?

956
00:53:01,199 --> 00:53:02,824
I'll try not to.

957
00:53:06,037 --> 00:53:07,252
Sit.

958
00:53:54,283 --> 00:53:56,156
Sorry. Sorry 'bout that.

959
00:54:03,530 --> 00:54:04,927
You don't eat lunch?

960
00:54:06,094 --> 00:54:07,697
I've got a scene after lunch.

961
00:54:08,435 --> 00:54:09,641
Yeah?

962
00:54:10,934 --> 00:54:14,164
Eating lunch before I do
a scene makes me sluggish.

963
00:54:14,349 --> 00:54:16,300
I believe it's the
job of an actor,

964
00:54:16,325 --> 00:54:18,571
and I say actor not actress

965
00:54:18,596 --> 00:54:21,371
because the word
actress is nonsensical.

966
00:54:21,435 --> 00:54:23,220
It's the actor's job

967
00:54:23,245 --> 00:54:25,955
to avoid impediments
to their performance.

968
00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:27,489
It's the actor's job

969
00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:30,324
to strive for 100% effectiveness.

970
00:54:30,629 --> 00:54:35,208
Naturally, we never succeed,
but it's the pursuit

971
00:54:35,459 --> 00:54:37,498
that's meaningful.

972
00:54:38,369 --> 00:54:39,518
Who are you?

973
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:41,273
You can call me Mirabella.

974
00:54:41,331 --> 00:54:44,093
Mi-Mirabella what?

975
00:54:44,244 --> 00:54:45,791
Mirabella Lancer.

976
00:54:45,893 --> 00:54:49,766
No, no, c-come on,
W-What's your real name?

977
00:54:51,254 --> 00:54:52,460
When we're on set,

978
00:54:52,485 --> 00:54:55,374
I prefer to only be referred
to by my character's name.

979
00:54:55,485 --> 00:54:58,278
It helps me immerse in
the reality of the story.

980
00:54:58,734 --> 00:55:00,298
I've tried it both ways and I'm

981
00:55:00,337 --> 00:55:03,305
always just a tiny bit better
when I don't break character.

982
00:55:03,410 --> 00:55:05,418
If I can be a tiny bit better...

983
00:55:05,811 --> 00:55:07,470
I want to be.

984
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:13,277
You're the bad guy.
Caleb DeCoteau.

985
00:55:16,903 --> 00:55:20,601
Thought it was
pronounced Caleb DeCoteau.

986
00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:23,248
I'm pretty sure it's DeCoteau.

987
00:55:25,639 --> 00:55:28,052
- DeCoteau.
- Mm-hmm.

988
00:55:28,938 --> 00:55:31,351
DeCoteau. DeCoteau.

989
00:55:49,533 --> 00:55:51,152
What are you reading?

990
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,661
It's a biography on Walt Disney.

991
00:55:54,975 --> 00:55:56,530
It's fascinating.

992
00:55:56,555 --> 00:55:58,428
He's a genius, you know.

993
00:55:58,543 --> 00:56:01,472
I mean, once in every 50
or 100 years kind of genius.

994
00:56:01,646 --> 00:56:03,869
Wh-What are you, twelve?

995
00:56:04,975 --> 00:56:06,324
I'm eight.

996
00:56:07,094 --> 00:56:08,690
What are you reading?

997
00:56:10,253 --> 00:56:11,689
Just a Western.

998
00:56:11,737 --> 00:56:14,411
What does that mean?
Is it good?

999
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,046
Pretty good.

1000
00:56:16,526 --> 00:56:18,169
What's the story?

1001
00:56:19,087 --> 00:56:20,913
Haven't finished it yet.

1002
00:56:21,095 --> 00:56:24,183
I didn't ask for the whole story.

1003
00:56:24,235 --> 00:56:26,537
What's the idea of the story?

1004
00:56:27,304 --> 00:56:32,733
Well... it's about, uh, this guy
who's a bronco buster.

1005
00:56:33,499 --> 00:56:35,856
It's a story of his life.

1006
00:56:36,717 --> 00:56:38,479
The guy's name is Tom Breezy

1007
00:56:38,504 --> 00:56:41,107
but everyone always
calls him Easy Breezy.

1008
00:56:41,516 --> 00:56:45,739
Now, when Easy Breezy
was in his 20s and-and

1009
00:56:45,786 --> 00:56:47,886
young and good-lookin', he could

1010
00:56:47,911 --> 00:56:50,475
he could break any horse
that you can throw at him.

1011
00:56:50,753 --> 00:56:53,309
Back then, he just had a way.

1012
00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:56,129
Now, he's into his, uh,

1013
00:56:56,322 --> 00:56:59,968
late 30s and takes a bad fall
and messes up his hip

1014
00:57:00,016 --> 00:57:04,048
He's not... crippled
or anything like that, but...

1015
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,031
but he's got spine problems

1016
00:57:07,403 --> 00:57:10,173
he's never had before
and he spends, uh,

1017
00:57:11,369 --> 00:57:15,098
more of his days in pain than
he ever did before.

1018
00:57:15,191 --> 00:57:17,691
Jeepers, it sounds like a good novel.

1019
00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:20,419
Yeah, it's not bad.

1020
00:57:21,856 --> 00:57:23,427
Where are you in it?

1021
00:57:24,315 --> 00:57:25,895
About midway.

1022
00:57:27,451 --> 00:57:29,864
What's happening
to Easy Breezy now?

1023
00:57:30,631 --> 00:57:32,813
Uh, he's, uh...

1024
00:57:34,448 --> 00:57:36,036
He's not the best anymore.

1025
00:57:37,437 --> 00:57:39,397
In fact, far from it.

1026
00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:44,704
He's comin' to terms of what
it's like to be slightly more...

1027
00:57:48,035 --> 00:57:49,342
use...

1028
00:57:57,346 --> 00:57:59,052
Slightly more useless

1029
00:57:59,764 --> 00:58:01,168
each day.

1030
00:58:17,017 --> 00:58:18,803
I-It's okay, Caleb.

1031
00:58:18,914 --> 00:58:20,422
It's okay.

1032
00:58:20,815 --> 00:58:22,815
Sounds like a really sad book.

1033
00:58:23,236 --> 00:58:24,966
Poor Easy Breezy.

1034
00:58:25,311 --> 00:58:28,549
I'm practically cryin'
and I haven't even read it.

1035
00:58:29,602 --> 00:58:31,864
About 15 years,
you'll be livin' it.

1036
00:58:32,046 --> 00:58:33,260
What?

1037
00:58:36,230 --> 00:58:38,023
Nothin' pumpkinpuss.

1038
00:58:38,444 --> 00:58:39,531
I'm just...

1039
00:58:40,237 --> 00:58:41,523
I'm just teasin' ya.

1040
00:58:42,994 --> 00:58:44,914
You know somethin', you, uh...

1041
00:58:46,025 --> 00:58:48,208
you might be right
about this book.

1042
00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:51,870
I think it hits harder
than I gave it credit for.

1043
00:58:54,074 --> 00:58:57,392
I don't like names
like "pumpkinpuss"...

1044
00:58:58,257 --> 00:59:00,011
but since you're upset...

1045
00:59:00,365 --> 00:59:02,666
we'll talk about that
some other time.

1046
00:59:12,475 --> 00:59:18,199
<i>♪ Yesterday a child
came out to wonder ♪</i>

1047
00:59:19,015 --> 00:59:24,491
<i>♪ Caught a dragonfly
inside a jar ♪</i>

1048
00:59:25,087 --> 00:59:30,901
<i>♪ Fearful when the sky
was full of thunder ♪</i>

1049
00:59:31,237 --> 00:59:37,606
<i>♪ And tearful at the
falling of a star ♪</i>

1050
00:59:37,856 --> 00:59:43,987
<i>♪ Then the child moved ten
times round the seasons ♪</i>

1051
00:59:44,533 --> 00:59:50,426
<i>♪ Skated over ten
clear frozen streams ♪</i>

1052
00:59:50,798 --> 00:59:56,611
<i>♪ Words like, when you're
older, must appease him ♪</i>

1053
00:59:56,980 --> 00:59:59,024
I'm only going as far
as Westwood Village

1054
00:59:59,077 --> 01:00:02,213
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
Come on in.

1055
01:00:03,257 --> 01:00:06,975
<i>♪ And the seasons
they go round and round ♪</i>

1056
01:00:07,047 --> 01:00:10,190
<i>♪ And the painted ponies
go up and down ♪</i>

1057
01:00:11,268 --> 01:00:16,626
<i>♪ We're captive on
the carousel of time ♪</i>

1058
01:00:22,874 --> 01:00:24,057
Thanks so much.

1059
01:00:25,907 --> 01:00:27,510
- Well, good luck on your adventure.
- Thank you.

1060
01:00:27,645 --> 01:00:30,027
- Have a good time at Big Sur.
- Thank you so much.

1061
01:00:30,076 --> 01:00:31,074
Take care.

1062
01:01:37,759 --> 01:01:38,981
Oh, hey.

1063
01:01:39,338 --> 01:01:40,440
Hello.

1064
01:01:40,465 --> 01:01:42,791
How can I help you, young lady?

1065
01:01:45,439 --> 01:01:47,255
I'm here to pick
up a first edition

1066
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,709
of Thomas Hardy's
<i>Tess of the d'Urbervilles</i> I ordered.

1067
01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:51,177
It's under Polanski.

1068
01:01:51,204 --> 01:01:52,885
Yeah, you're talking
books here, kid.

1069
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,981
Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?

1070
01:01:55,057 --> 01:01:56,723
- I just read it.
- Yeah?

1071
01:01:56,748 --> 01:01:58,818
I'm getting it as a
gift for my husband.

1072
01:02:01,814 --> 01:02:04,139
- Rick Dalton?
- You bet.

1073
01:02:04,186 --> 01:02:05,519
Jim Stacy.

1074
01:02:05,544 --> 01:02:07,197
It's my show. Welcome aboard.

1075
01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,208
We're real glad to have a pro like
you playing the heavy on the pilot.

1076
01:02:10,419 --> 01:02:11,792
And I gotta tell ya...

1077
01:02:11,822 --> 01:02:15,378
I came damn close to being in
The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.

1078
01:02:15,627 --> 01:02:17,405
- No kiddin'?
- Yeah!

1079
01:02:18,718 --> 01:02:21,075
I just got my part for sheer luck.

1080
01:02:21,174 --> 01:02:24,571
Up until two weeks before
shootin', Fabian was in the part,

1081
01:02:24,686 --> 01:02:27,433
Th-Then he breaks his
shoulder doing The Virginian,

1082
01:02:27,458 --> 01:02:28,656
that's how I got it, so.

1083
01:02:28,681 --> 01:02:29,838
Ah!

1084
01:02:31,268 --> 01:02:34,316
Hey, Rick, I gotta ask you
somethin' I heard about.

1085
01:02:35,117 --> 01:02:37,879
Was it true you almost got the
McQueen part in The Great Escape?

1086
01:02:39,734 --> 01:02:40,844
Hilts, isn't it?

1087
01:02:40,869 --> 01:02:42,644
Captain Hilts, actually.

1088
01:02:42,836 --> 01:02:45,157
- 17 escape attempts.
- 18.

1089
01:02:45,182 --> 01:02:47,680
Never had an audition.
Never had a meetin'.

1090
01:02:47,711 --> 01:02:49,178
N-Never met John Sturges.

1091
01:02:49,203 --> 01:02:51,555
So, no, I don't think
you could say I...

1092
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:53,150
I almost got the part.

1093
01:02:53,895 --> 01:02:55,333
Engineer?

1094
01:02:55,364 --> 01:02:56,389
Flyer.

1095
01:02:56,414 --> 01:02:58,578
I suppose you're what's
called in American Army...

1096
01:02:58,672 --> 01:02:59,981
a hotshot pilot.

1097
01:03:00,791 --> 01:03:04,753
But, the story goes,
for a brief moment,

1098
01:03:05,190 --> 01:03:08,127
McQueen almost
passed on the movie

1099
01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:09,292
and in that brief moment,

1100
01:03:09,317 --> 01:03:11,409
I-I apprently was
on the list of four.

1101
01:03:11,434 --> 01:03:13,053
You have other plans?

1102
01:03:13,167 --> 01:03:16,079
I haven't seen Berlin yet from
the ground or from the air

1103
01:03:16,104 --> 01:03:18,350
and I plan on doing both
before the war's over.

1104
01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,492
You and who?

1105
01:03:19,545 --> 01:03:21,489
Me... and the three Georges.

1106
01:03:21,545 --> 01:03:22,894
Which three Georges?

1107
01:03:22,919 --> 01:03:24,673
Peppard, Maharis, and Chakiris.

1108
01:03:24,698 --> 01:03:26,122
- Oh, man!
- Yeah.

1109
01:03:26,147 --> 01:03:27,443
That's gotta hurt.

1110
01:03:27,468 --> 01:03:29,546
Yeah, well, I didn't get it.

1111
01:03:29,943 --> 01:03:31,142
McQueen did it.

1112
01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:33,921
And frankly,
I never had a chance.

1113
01:03:35,571 --> 01:03:37,468
Ten days isolation, Hilts.

1114
01:03:37,976 --> 01:03:39,357
Captain Hilts.

1115
01:03:39,541 --> 01:03:40,978
20 days.

1116
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:42,293
Right.

1117
01:03:43,421 --> 01:03:46,143
Oh, uh, you'll still be here
when I get out?

1118
01:03:47,678 --> 01:03:48,906
Cooler.

1119
01:04:44,378 --> 01:04:45,418
One, please.

1120
01:04:45,686 --> 01:04:47,233
75 cents.

1121
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,572
What if I'm in the movie?

1122
01:04:53,132 --> 01:04:54,354
What do you mean?

1123
01:04:54,473 --> 01:04:56,703
I mean, I'm in the movie.

1124
01:04:56,989 --> 01:04:58,537
I'm Sharon Tate.

1125
01:04:59,471 --> 01:05:00,455
You're in this?

1126
01:05:00,519 --> 01:05:03,606
Mm-hmm. I play Miss Carlson.
The klutz.

1127
01:05:04,659 --> 01:05:06,056
That's me.

1128
01:05:07,433 --> 01:05:10,076
But that's the girl from
Valley of the Dolls.

1129
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:13,522
Well, that's me,

1130
01:05:13,547 --> 01:05:15,984
the girl from Valley of the Dolls.

1131
01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:19,179
- Really?
- Really.

1132
01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:23,641
Hey, Ruben! Come out here.

1133
01:05:26,871 --> 01:05:28,950
This is the girl from
Valley of the Dolls.

1134
01:05:29,930 --> 01:05:32,263
- Patty Duke?
- No, the other one.

1135
01:05:32,288 --> 01:05:34,333
- The girl from Peyton Place?
- No, the other one.

1136
01:05:34,405 --> 01:05:36,817
The one who ends up
doing dirty movies.

1137
01:05:37,212 --> 01:05:38,442
Oh...

1138
01:05:38,624 --> 01:05:39,607
She's in this movie.

1139
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,464
Oh.

1140
01:05:40,545 --> 01:05:41,712
Sharon Tate.

1141
01:05:41,864 --> 01:05:43,046
Well...

1142
01:05:43,071 --> 01:05:45,256
Welcome to the Bruin, Miss Tate.

1143
01:05:45,281 --> 01:05:46,910
Thank you for coming
to our theater.

1144
01:05:47,096 --> 01:05:48,666
Would you like to come
in and see the show?

1145
01:05:48,697 --> 01:05:49,728
Could I?

1146
01:05:49,786 --> 01:05:50,897
By all means.

1147
01:05:52,246 --> 01:05:53,318
Thank you.

1148
01:05:55,196 --> 01:05:57,252
Hey... can I get a picture?

1149
01:05:57,315 --> 01:05:58,553
Oh, sure!

1150
01:06:03,224 --> 01:06:05,311
You know, why don't you
stand over by the poster?

1151
01:06:05,344 --> 01:06:07,153
So people will
know who you are.

1152
01:06:07,676 --> 01:06:08,764
Okay.

1153
01:06:09,396 --> 01:06:10,364
Could you?

1154
01:06:22,867 --> 01:06:24,288
Would you like
some refreshments?

1155
01:06:24,337 --> 01:06:26,673
- No, I'm fine, thank you.
- Enjoy the show.

1156
01:06:44,627 --> 01:06:46,881
<i>♪ Well now see ♪</i>

1157
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:49,523
<i>♪ C. C. Rider ♪</i>

1158
01:06:49,657 --> 01:06:52,078
<i>♪ I said see, see ♪</i>

1159
01:06:52,143 --> 01:06:54,325
<i>♪ What you have done now ♪</i>

1160
01:06:54,690 --> 01:06:57,872
<i>♪ You made me love you ♪</i>

1161
01:06:57,975 --> 01:07:01,198
<i>♪ Na na na, now,
your man has come ♪</i>

1162
01:07:02,132 --> 01:07:03,362
<i>♪ Alright ♪</i>

1163
01:07:03,482 --> 01:07:05,260
<i>Can I ask you a
personal question?</i>

1164
01:07:05,458 --> 01:07:06,514
<i>I wish you would.</i>

1165
01:07:06,557 --> 01:07:08,192
<i>How did a nice boy like you</i>

1166
01:07:08,239 --> 01:07:10,406
<i>get involved with a
group like The Heads?</i>

1167
01:07:10,512 --> 01:07:11,996
<i>I turned to them
after I was rejected</i>

1168
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:14,043
<i>by the Daughters of the
American Revolution.</i>

1169
01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:17,775
<i>♪ I can't turn you loose ♪</i>

1170
01:07:17,977 --> 01:07:21,666
<i>♪ If I do, I'm gonna lose my
mind, ba-baby ♪</i>

1171
01:07:21,745 --> 01:07:23,793
<i>♪ Do it baby, why don't ya? ♪</i>

1172
01:07:23,849 --> 01:07:25,915
<i>♪ Why don't you gimme
everything I want ♪</i>

1173
01:07:25,987 --> 01:07:27,796
<i>♪ And it's for me alone ♪</i>

1174
01:07:37,188 --> 01:07:39,196
<i>Very pleasant hotel here.</i>

1175
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,783
<i>- Mr. Helm.
- Yes?</i>

1176
01:07:41,839 --> 01:07:42,871
<i>Oh!</i>

1177
01:07:46,808 --> 01:07:48,197
<i>I'm Freya.</i>

1178
01:07:48,516 --> 01:07:50,833
<i>Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.</i>

1179
01:07:51,558 --> 01:07:54,058
<i>These are for you.
Street maps, places of interest.</i>

1180
01:07:54,928 --> 01:07:56,182
<i>This is for you, too.</i>

1181
01:07:57,543 --> 01:07:59,813
<i>- Oh, what year was that?
- 1949.</i>

1182
01:07:59,886 --> 01:08:01,346
<i>Oh, it's a very good year.</i>

1183
01:08:01,401 --> 01:08:03,346
<i>I'm here to help you
in any way I can.</i>

1184
01:08:03,405 --> 01:08:04,840
<i>Well, that's very nice of you.</i>

1185
01:08:04,865 --> 01:08:06,341
<i>Is there anything you'd
like for me to do?</i>

1186
01:08:06,389 --> 01:08:07,992
<i>Yes, ma'am,
a couple of things.</i>

1187
01:08:08,095 --> 01:08:09,024
<i>Yes, sir?</i>

1188
01:08:09,095 --> 01:08:11,794
<i>Would you mind gettin'
off my camera case, please?</i>

1189
01:08:12,462 --> 01:08:14,415
<i>- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's fine.</i>

1190
01:08:14,954 --> 01:08:16,113
<i>That's okay.</i>

1191
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,652
<i>I'm sorry about...</i>

1192
01:08:18,676 --> 01:08:20,208
<i>Welcome to Denmark.</i>

1193
01:08:29,198 --> 01:08:31,882
<i>Some kind of hotel
you got here.</i>

1194
01:08:34,188 --> 01:08:36,077
<i>Half a bottle's
better than none.</i>

1195
01:09:24,196 --> 01:09:26,059
That's far enough, jughead.

1196
01:09:26,990 --> 01:09:28,946
Name's not jughead.

1197
01:09:29,941 --> 01:09:31,838
What you doin' 'round here, boy?

1198
01:09:32,112 --> 01:09:33,324
I'm thirsty.

1199
01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:34,983
That's a saloon, ain't it?

1200
01:09:35,215 --> 01:09:36,501
Oh, yeah.

1201
01:09:36,544 --> 01:09:37,982
That's a saloon.

1202
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:39,740
Only you can't come in.

1203
01:09:39,765 --> 01:09:41,193
Mr. Gilbert.

1204
01:09:42,805 --> 01:09:46,135
Don't let me stop you
from earnin' your money.

1205
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:51,480
I know how bored and restless
you get when you run out of...

1206
01:09:51,536 --> 01:09:52,884
tamales.

1207
01:09:54,399 --> 01:09:56,747
But Mr. Gilbert, if I was you...

1208
01:09:58,037 --> 01:10:00,315
you'd find out that
jughead's name.

1209
01:10:01,891 --> 01:10:04,494
Allow me to introduce
the two of ya.

1210
01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:08,592
This here is Bob Gilbert.

1211
01:10:09,791 --> 01:10:11,283
The businessman?

1212
01:10:11,488 --> 01:10:12,734
That's right.

1213
01:10:13,131 --> 01:10:15,083
Business Bob Gilbert.

1214
01:10:15,954 --> 01:10:17,557
Who might he be, Caleb?

1215
01:10:17,787 --> 01:10:20,311
Oh, that's a fella
by the name of Madrid.

1216
01:10:21,562 --> 01:10:22,943
Johnny Madrid.

1217
01:10:24,025 --> 01:10:26,319
Who's Johnny Madrid?

1218
01:10:32,177 --> 01:10:34,074
He ain't from 'round here.

1219
01:10:34,232 --> 01:10:35,701
No, really.

1220
01:10:36,256 --> 01:10:37,629
Who is he, Caleb?

1221
01:10:42,086 --> 01:10:43,681
Well, you're about to find out.

1222
01:10:45,552 --> 01:10:46,949
Businessman.

1223
01:11:04,255 --> 01:11:06,142
Ready when you are,

1224
01:11:06,230 --> 01:11:07,437
Gilbert.

1225
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,810
Again, mas?

1226
01:11:49,339 --> 01:11:50,974
Johnny Madrid.

1227
01:11:56,726 --> 01:11:58,075
How long's it been?

1228
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,583
Since that time in Juarez, 'bout...

1229
01:12:00,758 --> 01:12:02,123
three years ago.

1230
01:12:02,474 --> 01:12:04,363
Come on in, have a drink.

1231
01:12:05,294 --> 01:12:07,913
Hell, in that case...

1232
01:12:09,683 --> 01:12:11,159
buy you a drink, Caleb?

1233
01:12:12,328 --> 01:12:13,764
Sure, Johnny.

1234
01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:17,019
How 'bout some mezcal?

1235
01:12:17,324 --> 01:12:19,459
Like that time in Juarez.

1236
01:12:21,011 --> 01:12:22,757
A lot of people died that day.

1237
01:12:23,781 --> 01:12:25,083
Yes, they did.

1238
01:12:26,461 --> 01:12:28,176
But we had a good time.

1239
01:12:28,953 --> 01:12:30,016
Didn't we?

1240
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,144
Yeah.

1241
01:12:31,223 --> 01:12:32,374
We did.

1242
01:12:33,289 --> 01:12:35,154
After you, DeCoteau.

1243
01:12:36,165 --> 01:12:37,507
Pepe!

1244
01:12:37,721 --> 01:12:40,744
Get your behind behind that
bar, I have a guest.

1245
01:12:49,287 --> 01:12:50,501
Dos mezcal.

1246
01:12:54,221 --> 01:12:55,308
<i>You have food?</i>

1247
01:12:55,771 --> 01:12:57,303
<i>Beans and tortillas.</i>

1248
01:12:57,366 --> 01:12:58,620
How's some beans?

1249
01:13:00,188 --> 01:13:01,370
I've had worse.

1250
01:13:01,698 --> 01:13:03,753
<i>Give us a plate of beans.</i>

1251
01:13:04,118 --> 01:13:05,357
One dollar.

1252
01:13:08,809 --> 01:13:11,531
To my wife
and all my sweethearts...

1253
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,476
may they never meet.

1254
01:13:21,660 --> 01:13:23,231
Señor Madrid.

1255
01:13:23,630 --> 01:13:25,073
Would you care to
join me at my table

1256
01:13:25,098 --> 01:13:26,610
where I entertain my guests?

1257
01:13:26,635 --> 01:13:28,802
I'd be delighted,
Monsieur DeCoteau.

1258
01:13:30,930 --> 01:13:32,462
Take the bottle wit' ya.

1259
01:13:34,641 --> 01:13:36,014
So Johnny.

1260
01:13:38,711 --> 01:13:40,577
What brings you
to Royal Del Hole?

1261
01:13:40,608 --> 01:13:42,496
Oh, you know me, Caleb.

1262
01:13:43,306 --> 01:13:44,393
The money.

1263
01:13:46,202 --> 01:13:47,845
And who's paying around here?

1264
01:13:48,364 --> 01:13:49,554
I hope you.

1265
01:13:52,046 --> 01:13:53,886
And what have you
heard about me?

1266
01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:56,342
I heard about
the Lancer Ranch,

1267
01:13:56,523 --> 01:13:58,356
all the cattle
you've appropriated.

1268
01:13:58,715 --> 01:14:00,827
A lotta land, lotta
cows, a lotta money,

1269
01:14:00,852 --> 01:14:01,993
no law to speak of,

1270
01:14:02,018 --> 01:14:03,464
and nothin' but an
old man and some

1271
01:14:03,489 --> 01:14:05,758
Mexican ranch hands
to shoo ya off.

1272
01:14:08,806 --> 01:14:09,767
Hey...

1273
01:14:09,944 --> 01:14:13,070
where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours' fiddle?

1274
01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:14,992
She's asleep.

1275
01:14:15,321 --> 01:14:17,082
Wake her the heck up,
get her down here

1276
01:14:17,131 --> 01:14:20,726
with her fiddle and her bow
and entertain my guest.

1277
01:14:21,471 --> 01:14:22,526
Si, señor.

1278
01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:26,425
But please,
don't hurt her this time.

1279
01:14:27,889 --> 01:14:29,532
I ain't gonna hurt her.

1280
01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:32,620
I just want her to play the fiddle.

1281
01:14:36,651 --> 01:14:37,603
Line?

1282
01:14:37,628 --> 01:14:39,674
Go... go fetch her and tell her what?

1283
01:14:39,699 --> 01:14:41,786
Go fetch her and tell
her I'll give her

1284
01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:43,398
a fat five-dollar gold piece...

1285
01:14:43,423 --> 01:14:45,074
Right, right, go fetch her
and tell her I'll give her a fat

1286
01:14:45,099 --> 01:14:47,074
fat five-
fat five-dollar gold piece

1287
01:14:47,099 --> 01:14:49,255
if she played her little chili
pepper heart out, right?

1288
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,239
- Right.
- Yeah.

1289
01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:58,216
I ain't gonna hurt her.

1290
01:14:58,700 --> 01:15:00,867
I just want her
to play the fiddle.

1291
01:15:01,059 --> 01:15:02,281
Now, go fetch her and tell her

1292
01:15:02,338 --> 01:15:04,424
I'll give her a fat
five-dollar gold piece

1293
01:15:04,449 --> 01:15:06,808
if she played her little
chili pepper heart out.

1294
01:15:07,525 --> 01:15:08,589
Go on!

1295
01:15:13,613 --> 01:15:15,383
So, Johnny.

1296
01:15:16,358 --> 01:15:19,025
What else you heard, hmm?

1297
01:15:19,735 --> 01:15:21,926
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard

1298
01:15:22,227 --> 01:15:25,446
but Lancer's got money.

1299
01:15:26,303 --> 01:15:27,906
At some point,

1300
01:15:28,322 --> 01:15:30,473
he's gonna hire some guns

1301
01:15:30,764 --> 01:15:32,835
and push back.

1302
01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,422
Line? Line, line, line...

1303
01:15:41,481 --> 01:15:42,695
Maybe he already has.

1304
01:15:45,878 --> 01:15:46,926
Maybe...

1305
01:15:47,053 --> 01:15:49,355
Goddammit!
I fucked this whole thing up!

1306
01:15:49,416 --> 01:15:51,424
Damn, I fucked
this whole thing up.

1307
01:15:51,497 --> 01:15:52,614
Just go back, please.

1308
01:15:52,639 --> 01:15:53,954
Could we just cut?
Could we just cut?

1309
01:15:54,026 --> 01:15:56,994
- No, really, just say the fucking line!
- No, Sam, please.

1310
01:15:57,039 --> 01:15:59,449
"Maybe he already has"
"Maybe he already has"

1311
01:15:59,474 --> 01:16:01,966
Argh! Goddammit!
Alright! Alright! Alright!

1312
01:16:02,129 --> 01:16:03,486
Whoo!

1313
01:16:03,661 --> 01:16:05,795
Goddamn outlaw, Rick.
Come on now.

1314
01:16:06,350 --> 01:16:07,381
Hoo!

1315
01:16:07,691 --> 01:16:09,643
I got it. I got it.

1316
01:16:10,393 --> 01:16:11,686
Go back a bit, would you?

1317
01:16:11,789 --> 01:16:13,695
No, he's right. Back to one.

1318
01:16:15,095 --> 01:16:17,809
- Use all that anger, use it.
- Oh, I'ma use it.

1319
01:16:17,893 --> 01:16:20,117
- You show me tough.
- Mm-hmm.

1320
01:16:22,614 --> 01:16:25,534
And... action.

1321
01:16:28,659 --> 01:16:30,718
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard.

1322
01:16:31,467 --> 01:16:33,921
But Lancer's got money.

1323
01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:36,058
At some point,

1324
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,101
he's gonna hire some guns...

1325
01:16:40,156 --> 01:16:41,528
and push back.

1326
01:16:44,772 --> 01:16:46,859
Maybe he already has.

1327
01:16:48,653 --> 01:16:49,684
Maybe.

1328
01:16:53,002 --> 01:16:54,463
Maybe I don't like Lancer.

1329
01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:57,849
Maybe I don't like his boots.

1330
01:16:59,438 --> 01:17:02,325
Maybe I don't like the
way he uses those boots

1331
01:17:02,350 --> 01:17:03,922
to step on people.

1332
01:17:07,850 --> 01:17:09,745
What the fuck was that?!

1333
01:17:09,770 --> 01:17:11,703
Jesus Christ!

1334
01:17:12,076 --> 01:17:13,092
Fuck!

1335
01:17:13,894 --> 01:17:14,870
Shit.

1336
01:17:16,118 --> 01:17:17,769
Damn it, Rick, you screwed up

1337
01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:19,588
the fucking lines!

1338
01:17:19,613 --> 01:17:22,612
Embarrass yourself like that in
front of all those goddamn people!

1339
01:17:22,735 --> 01:17:24,306
You're drinkin' all night.

1340
01:17:24,371 --> 01:17:26,786
Fuckin' drinkin' again,
eight goddamn

1341
01:17:26,857 --> 01:17:28,563
fuckin' whiskey sours.

1342
01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:32,246
Fuckin' bullshit.

1343
01:17:33,672 --> 01:17:36,188
You're a fuckin' miserable drunk.

1344
01:17:36,228 --> 01:17:38,720
Fuckin' remember your fuckin' lines.

1345
01:17:38,793 --> 01:17:40,189
I practiced 'em!

1346
01:17:40,214 --> 01:17:42,253
And now I don't look like
I goddamn practiced 'em!

1347
01:17:42,297 --> 01:17:44,153
You're sittin' there
like a fuckin' baboon...

1348
01:17:44,178 --> 01:17:44,943
Blah-blah-blah...

1349
01:17:44,991 --> 01:17:45,887
Duh-duh-duh...

1350
01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:47,377
Duh-duh-duh-duh. Fuck!

1351
01:17:47,410 --> 01:17:48,370
Eight fuckin' whiskey sours.

1352
01:17:48,435 --> 01:17:51,253
I couldn't stop at fuckin'
three or four, I have eight?!

1353
01:17:51,308 --> 01:17:52,339
Why?

1354
01:17:52,388 --> 01:17:55,134
You're a fuckin' alcoholic,
I drink too much!

1355
01:17:55,234 --> 01:17:57,782
Every fuckin' night!
Every fuckin' night!

1356
01:17:57,829 --> 01:17:59,917
That's it, that's fuckin' it!

1357
01:18:00,002 --> 01:18:01,334
That's fuckin' it.

1358
01:18:01,358 --> 01:18:03,367
You stop drinkin' right now, alright?

1359
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,892
Make a promise to yourself
you'll stop fuckin' drinkin'.

1360
01:18:11,374 --> 01:18:12,564
Dammit!

1361
01:18:13,472 --> 01:18:15,373
You gonna show
that fucking crew.

1362
01:18:15,398 --> 01:18:17,533
You gonna show that
goddamn Jim Stacy.

1363
01:18:17,572 --> 01:18:19,817
You gonna show all them
on that goddamn fuckin' set

1364
01:18:19,889 --> 01:18:22,198
who the fuck Rick Dalton is, alright?

1365
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,085
Lemme tell you somethin'...

1366
01:18:24,142 --> 01:18:26,427
you don't get these lines right...

1367
01:18:26,866 --> 01:18:29,628
I'ma blow your fuckin'
brains out tonight.

1368
01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:30,945
Alright?

1369
01:18:31,025 --> 01:18:34,644
Your brains are gonna be splattered
all over your goddamn pool.

1370
01:18:34,669 --> 01:18:36,324
I mean it, motherfucker.

1371
01:18:36,570 --> 01:18:38,197
Get your shit together.

1372
01:19:43,773 --> 01:19:45,304
- Better?
- That's great!

1373
01:19:51,144 --> 01:19:53,872
<i>Ladies and gentlemen...
the beat goes on.</i>

1374
01:19:53,930 --> 01:19:56,573
<i>♪ KHJ Los Angeles ♪</i>

1375
01:19:56,625 --> 01:20:00,011
<i>3:31 in Los Angeles.
This is The Real Don Steele.</i>

1376
01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:02,170
<i>♪ I know that it's ten ♪</i>

1377
01:20:02,245 --> 01:20:03,658
<i>♪ And you're stayin' in ♪</i>

1378
01:20:04,462 --> 01:20:07,319
<i>♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪</i>

1379
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:10,248
<i>♪ And you're stayin' home ♪</i>

1380
01:20:10,386 --> 01:20:12,482
<i>♪ And I'm all alone ♪</i>

1381
01:20:12,796 --> 01:20:15,979
<i>♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪</i>

1382
01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:22,743
<i>♪ Won't you won't you
Won't you bring a little water ♪</i>

1383
01:20:23,062 --> 01:20:24,824
<i>♪ Bring a little wine ♪</i>

1384
01:20:25,129 --> 01:20:26,867
<i>♪ Bring a little lovin' ♪</i>

1385
01:20:27,177 --> 01:20:28,790
<i>♪ I feel fine ♪</i>

1386
01:20:29,285 --> 01:20:31,221
<i>♪ Know that you want to ♪</i>

1387
01:20:31,499 --> 01:20:33,237
<i>♪ I know that you do ♪</i>

1388
01:20:33,559 --> 01:20:36,829
<i>♪ Come in here and love with me ♪</i>

1389
01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,470
<i>♪ Hot August night ♪</i>

1390
01:20:48,628 --> 01:20:50,556
<i>♪ And the leaves hanging down ♪</i>

1391
01:20:50,617 --> 01:20:52,069
<i>♪ And the grass on the ground ♪</i>

1392
01:20:52,149 --> 01:20:53,873
<i>♪ Smelling sweet ♪</i>

1393
01:20:59,984 --> 01:21:03,024
<i>♪ Move up the road ♪</i>

1394
01:21:03,124 --> 01:21:04,886
<i>♪ To the outside of town ♪</i>

1395
01:21:04,941 --> 01:21:08,036
<i>♪ And the sound of
that good gospel beat ♪</i>

1396
01:21:11,592 --> 01:21:14,060
Hey!
<i>♪ Sits a ragged tent ♪</i>

1397
01:21:14,173 --> 01:21:15,252
Hi!

1398
01:21:15,301 --> 01:21:17,841
<i>♪ Where there ain't no trees ♪</i>

1399
01:21:18,980 --> 01:21:20,550
<i>♪ And that gospel group ♪</i>

1400
01:21:20,575 --> 01:21:21,727
Whoo!

1401
01:21:22,226 --> 01:21:24,171
<i>♪ Tellin' you and me ♪</i>

1402
01:21:24,196 --> 01:21:26,085
<i>♪ It's Love, Brother Love, say ♪</i>

1403
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,701
<i>♪ Brother Love's
Travelling Salvation Show ♪</i>

1404
01:21:29,804 --> 01:21:32,035
Fuck you, you fucking pig!

1405
01:21:32,210 --> 01:21:33,525
<i>♪ Pack up the babies ♪</i>

1406
01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:35,088
<i>♪ And grab the old ladies ♪</i>

1407
01:21:35,122 --> 01:21:36,795
<i>♪ And everyone goes ♪</i>

1408
01:21:36,899 --> 01:21:38,629
<i>♪ 'Cause everyone knows ♪</i>

1409
01:21:38,770 --> 01:21:41,270
<i>♪ Brother Love's show ♪</i>

1410
01:21:49,775 --> 01:21:51,163
Hello, hotstuff.

1411
01:21:51,524 --> 01:21:53,024
Looks like third time's the charm.

1412
01:21:53,149 --> 01:21:54,220
Mmm.

1413
01:21:54,313 --> 01:21:55,860
How were those pickles?

1414
01:21:58,701 --> 01:22:00,003
Real good.

1415
01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:01,843
They were the fancy kind.

1416
01:22:01,868 --> 01:22:02,890
Mmm.

1417
01:22:05,007 --> 01:22:06,100
Gimme a lift?

1418
01:22:06,319 --> 01:22:07,640
Where you goin'?

1419
01:22:09,061 --> 01:22:10,434
I'm going to Chatsworth.

1420
01:22:11,259 --> 01:22:12,401
Chatsworth?

1421
01:22:13,484 --> 01:22:16,184
You hitch up and down
Burbank Boulevard all day

1422
01:22:16,271 --> 01:22:18,462
till someone says they'll
dive you to Chatsworth?

1423
01:22:19,215 --> 01:22:20,838
Tourists love to drive me.

1424
01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:22,791
I'm their favorite part of their
L.A. vacation, you know.

1425
01:22:22,823 --> 01:22:24,504
They'll be telling stories about

1426
01:22:24,529 --> 01:22:26,426
a Hollywood hippie girl

1427
01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:28,617
that took them for a ride
at the Movie Ranch

1428
01:22:28,664 --> 01:22:30,021
for the rest of their lives.

1429
01:22:30,334 --> 01:22:31,987
Wait, Spahn Movie Ranch?

1430
01:22:32,779 --> 01:22:33,875
Yeah.

1431
01:22:33,935 --> 01:22:35,864
That's where you're going,
Spahn Movie Ranch?

1432
01:22:35,959 --> 01:22:36,998
Uh-huh.

1433
01:22:37,023 --> 01:22:38,412
W-Why you goin' there?

1434
01:22:38,876 --> 01:22:40,241
I live there.

1435
01:22:40,447 --> 01:22:41,662
Alone?

1436
01:22:41,734 --> 01:22:42,830
No.

1437
01:22:43,115 --> 01:22:44,584
Me and my friends.

1438
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,556
So, you and a bunch
of friends like you

1439
01:22:48,620 --> 01:22:50,620
all live at Spahn Movie Ranch?

1440
01:22:51,744 --> 01:22:52,855
Yeah.

1441
01:22:55,010 --> 01:22:57,042
Well, hop in, I'll take you there.

1442
01:22:57,970 --> 01:22:59,112
Great!

1443
01:23:00,746 --> 01:23:02,096
<i>♪ And when your
heart is troubled ♪</i>

1444
01:23:02,151 --> 01:23:03,810
<i>♪ You gotta reach
out your other hand ♪</i>

1445
01:23:04,451 --> 01:23:06,451
<i>♪ Reach it out to
the man up there ♪</i>

1446
01:23:06,826 --> 01:23:08,304
<i>♪ 'Cause that's what
he's there for ♪</i>

1447
01:23:08,329 --> 01:23:10,218
You wanna go down here and
get on the Hollywood Freeway.

1448
01:23:10,307 --> 01:23:11,482
I know where it is.

1449
01:23:13,975 --> 01:23:15,912
Are you some
old cowboy guy that

1450
01:23:15,948 --> 01:23:17,067
used to make movies there?

1451
01:23:17,111 --> 01:23:18,182
Whoa!

1452
01:23:18,984 --> 01:23:20,063
What?

1453
01:23:21,077 --> 01:23:23,783
Surprised how accurate that
description of me really is.

1454
01:23:23,830 --> 01:23:27,311
Some old cowboy guy who used
to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.

1455
01:23:28,043 --> 01:23:29,376
You used to...

1456
01:23:29,718 --> 01:23:32,773
make Westerns at the ranch
back in the old-timey days?

1457
01:23:35,212 --> 01:23:37,950
Well, if by the old-timey days

1458
01:23:37,975 --> 01:23:40,046
you mean television
eight years ago...

1459
01:23:40,097 --> 01:23:41,279
yeah.

1460
01:23:41,390 --> 01:23:42,811
You an actor?

1461
01:23:42,889 --> 01:23:44,516
No, I'm a stuntman.

1462
01:23:45,674 --> 01:23:46,975
Stuntman.

1463
01:23:48,538 --> 01:23:49,840
That's way better.

1464
01:23:50,708 --> 01:23:52,399
Why is that way better?

1465
01:23:53,287 --> 01:23:54,631
Actors are phony.

1466
01:23:54,656 --> 01:23:55,621
Oh.

1467
01:23:55,646 --> 01:23:57,266
They just say lines
that other people write

1468
01:23:57,320 --> 01:24:00,195
and pretend to murder
people on their...

1469
01:24:00,269 --> 01:24:01,642
stupid TV shows.

1470
01:24:01,689 --> 01:24:03,832
Meanwhile, real people
are being murdered every day

1471
01:24:03,857 --> 01:24:05,071
in Vietnam.

1472
01:24:10,445 --> 01:24:13,866
<i>♪ Hey, little girl in the
high school sweater ♪</i>

1473
01:24:15,060 --> 01:24:17,497
<i>♪ Gee, but I'd like
to know you better ♪</i>

1474
01:24:19,027 --> 01:24:21,670
<i>♪ Just a-swingin' your
books and chewin' gum ♪</i>

1475
01:24:21,817 --> 01:24:24,111
<i>♪ Lookin' just like a juicy plum ♪</i>

1476
01:24:24,195 --> 01:24:27,004
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, little girl ♪</i>

1477
01:24:27,595 --> 01:24:29,421
Want me to suck your
cock while driving?

1478
01:24:31,193 --> 01:24:34,130
<i>♪ Hey, little girl in the
black silk stockings ♪</i>

1479
01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:37,831
<i>♪ Gee, but you got
my heart rockin' ♪</i>

1480
01:24:37,891 --> 01:24:39,145
How old are you?

1481
01:24:40,195 --> 01:24:41,322
What?

1482
01:24:41,647 --> 01:24:43,044
How old are you?

1483
01:24:45,329 --> 01:24:46,528
Wow, man.

1484
01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:50,594
First time anybody asked that
in a long time.

1485
01:24:51,653 --> 01:24:53,002
What's the answer?

1486
01:24:55,173 --> 01:24:56,197
Okay.

1487
01:24:56,569 --> 01:24:58,371
You wanna play kiddie games?

1488
01:24:59,890 --> 01:25:01,103
18.

1489
01:25:01,354 --> 01:25:02,482
Feel better?

1490
01:25:02,634 --> 01:25:04,666
Got some ID, you know,

1491
01:25:04,691 --> 01:25:06,651
like a driver's
license or somethin'?

1492
01:25:06,702 --> 01:25:08,083
Are you joking?

1493
01:25:08,266 --> 01:25:09,329
No, I'm not.

1494
01:25:09,473 --> 01:25:12,970
I need to see somethin' official
to verify that you're 18

1495
01:25:13,157 --> 01:25:14,355
which you don't have

1496
01:25:14,399 --> 01:25:15,859
because you're not.

1497
01:25:19,217 --> 01:25:21,193
Talk about a bring down
bummer, dude.

1498
01:25:21,931 --> 01:25:23,026
That's you.

1499
01:25:23,051 --> 01:25:24,090
Yeah.

1500
01:25:28,764 --> 01:25:30,137
Obviously,

1501
01:25:30,319 --> 01:25:32,042
I'm not too young to fuck you.

1502
01:25:33,214 --> 01:25:35,468
But obviously,
you are too old to fuck me.

1503
01:25:36,408 --> 01:25:39,447
What I'm too old to do
is go to jail for poontang.

1504
01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:43,588
Prison's tryin' to
get me all my life,

1505
01:25:43,613 --> 01:25:44,938
ain't got me yet.

1506
01:25:45,001 --> 01:25:46,533
The day it does...

1507
01:25:46,565 --> 01:25:48,208
it won't be because of you.

1508
01:25:49,139 --> 01:25:50,370
No offense.

1509
01:25:54,049 --> 01:25:55,267
<i>You all right, honey?</i>

1510
01:25:55,359 --> 01:25:57,311
She's just fine,
ain't you, shorty?

1511
01:25:57,549 --> 01:25:59,176
<i>I'm fine, Scott.</i>

1512
01:25:59,559 --> 01:26:00,693
<i>He hasn't touched you.</i>

1513
01:26:00,718 --> 01:26:02,194
Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.

1514
01:26:04,746 --> 01:26:06,008
Be right out.

1515
01:26:07,311 --> 01:26:08,534
<i>The war.</i>

1516
01:26:09,804 --> 01:26:12,359
<i>I rode with the British cavalry...</i>

1517
01:27:22,185 --> 01:27:24,098
Lancer's boys are here!

1518
01:27:25,205 --> 01:27:26,817
The old man here?

1519
01:27:27,253 --> 01:27:28,348
Nada.

1520
01:27:29,007 --> 01:27:30,070
But the son is.

1521
01:27:32,315 --> 01:27:33,442
Ah.

1522
01:27:34,482 --> 01:27:36,085
The one from Boston.

1523
01:27:37,391 --> 01:27:38,463
Don't know.

1524
01:27:38,923 --> 01:27:40,225
You from Boston?

1525
01:27:40,344 --> 01:27:41,328
Yes.

1526
01:27:41,632 --> 01:27:43,354
It's the Boston one!

1527
01:27:44,941 --> 01:27:46,877
Keep the others outside.

1528
01:27:47,935 --> 01:27:49,268
The brother come in.

1529
01:27:50,771 --> 01:27:52,430
You heard him, Boston.

1530
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:03,378
Come on in, Boston.

1531
01:28:04,921 --> 01:28:05,913
See, honey?

1532
01:28:06,134 --> 01:28:08,389
I told you they'd
come to parlay.

1533
01:28:09,956 --> 01:28:11,162
You all right, honey?

1534
01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:13,725
Ah, she's just fine.

1535
01:28:14,554 --> 01:28:15,872
Ain't you, shorty?

1536
01:28:17,449 --> 01:28:18,766
I'm fine, Scott.

1537
01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:20,806
They haven't hurt you?

1538
01:28:21,417 --> 01:28:22,988
Not yet, I ain't.

1539
01:28:23,681 --> 01:28:25,531
But that can all change...

1540
01:28:26,459 --> 01:28:27,602
like that.

1541
01:28:31,237 --> 01:28:32,292
Say...

1542
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:34,348
where'd you get that limp?

1543
01:28:35,951 --> 01:28:37,253
From the war.

1544
01:28:38,787 --> 01:28:39,771
Which side?

1545
01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:43,549
I rode with the British cavalry
in India.

1546
01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:47,285
What'd they call that outfit?

1547
01:28:47,994 --> 01:28:49,502
Bengal Lancers.

1548
01:28:53,365 --> 01:28:55,841
Now, now, now, now, that is funny.
That is funny.

1549
01:28:55,905 --> 01:28:57,706
That's not so funny.

1550
01:28:57,925 --> 01:28:59,234
Don't you get it?

1551
01:28:59,346 --> 01:29:02,395
Bengal... Lancer. Hmm?

1552
01:29:02,667 --> 01:29:03,905
Oh, yeah.

1553
01:29:06,092 --> 01:29:08,179
- That is kind of funny.
- It is.

1554
01:29:09,246 --> 01:29:12,238
You do know kidnapping
is a hanging offense.

1555
01:29:12,637 --> 01:29:15,000
So is blowin' the
heads off little girls.

1556
01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:19,245
They can only hang me once.

1557
01:29:19,309 --> 01:29:20,309
Right?

1558
01:29:20,978 --> 01:29:22,267
So...

1559
01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:27,214
You come down here for a...
for a Boston social?

1560
01:29:27,457 --> 01:29:29,266
Or we gonna talk price?

1561
01:29:29,450 --> 01:29:30,609
How much?

1562
01:29:31,024 --> 01:29:32,246
I'd say...

1563
01:29:32,302 --> 01:29:34,397
50 thousand dollars'd buy me

1564
01:29:34,422 --> 01:29:37,635
a whole lotta chicken
mole in Mexico.

1565
01:29:38,157 --> 01:29:39,181
It's a lot of money.

1566
01:29:39,236 --> 01:29:41,307
Well, she's a lotta little girl.

1567
01:29:42,056 --> 01:29:43,390
Or don't you agree?

1568
01:29:44,366 --> 01:29:45,612
I agree.

1569
01:29:47,179 --> 01:29:48,671
So, what's next?

1570
01:29:49,143 --> 01:29:51,477
Well, I'll send one of
my boys out to your ranch

1571
01:29:51,502 --> 01:29:54,580
to fill you in on all the
details, but, uh...

1572
01:29:55,579 --> 01:29:59,769
the one detail I'm gonna fill
you in on right now is this...

1573
01:30:00,647 --> 01:30:03,774
I don't want no
beaner bronco buster

1574
01:30:03,838 --> 01:30:05,258
handin' me that $50,000,

1575
01:30:05,325 --> 01:30:08,682
I want the old man himself...

1576
01:30:08,837 --> 01:30:10,392
Murdoch Lancer

1577
01:30:10,625 --> 01:30:13,704
puts $50,000 in my lap!

1578
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,361
Or I'll heave this little
pitcher down the well!

1579
01:30:17,864 --> 01:30:20,396
You got that, Boston?!

1580
01:30:20,761 --> 01:30:21,825
Ha?!

1581
01:30:22,356 --> 01:30:23,388
Yeah.

1582
01:30:24,464 --> 01:30:26,710
Alright, messenger boy...

1583
01:30:27,638 --> 01:30:29,106
deliver my message.

1584
01:30:36,010 --> 01:30:39,216
Give me evil, sexy Hamlet...

1585
01:30:39,617 --> 01:30:41,196
Settle into it...

1586
01:30:41,537 --> 01:30:43,037
Enjoy it...

1587
01:30:43,617 --> 01:30:45,029
And cut!

1588
01:30:47,389 --> 01:30:48,651
Oh, boy.

1589
01:30:48,845 --> 01:30:51,400
I didn't hurt you there,
Mirabella, with that throw, did I?

1590
01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:54,323
No, no, no, I'm good.
I've got pads on.

1591
01:30:54,366 --> 01:30:57,342
I always throw myself on the
floor, just for fun,

1592
01:30:57,367 --> 01:30:58,938
even when I'm not getting paid.

1593
01:30:59,866 --> 01:31:01,064
Next plate.

1594
01:31:01,159 --> 01:31:04,945
Rick, Rick, Rick! Put her there!

1595
01:31:04,970 --> 01:31:06,234
- Oh.
- That was it!

1596
01:31:06,333 --> 01:31:08,936
That was absolutely fantastic.
I loved it!

1597
01:31:09,161 --> 01:31:10,598
Hey, and your idea about

1598
01:31:10,638 --> 01:31:12,160
throwing the little
girl on the ground,

1599
01:31:12,185 --> 01:31:13,566
that just worked like a charm.

1600
01:31:14,064 --> 01:31:16,295
- You said Shakespeare.
- Oh, that's right!

1601
01:31:16,630 --> 01:31:19,070
And that's what I
mean by 'scare me'.

1602
01:31:19,095 --> 01:31:19,800
Yeah.

1603
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:21,553
Evil Hamlet scares people!

1604
01:31:21,578 --> 01:31:22,297
All right.

1605
01:31:22,322 --> 01:31:24,046
Oh, and by the way...

1606
01:31:24,129 --> 01:31:26,264
"beaner bronco buster"?

1607
01:31:26,293 --> 01:31:27,800
Where the hell did
that come from?

1608
01:31:27,825 --> 01:31:29,039
Improv.

1609
01:31:29,064 --> 01:31:30,271
It's wonderful.

1610
01:31:30,805 --> 01:31:33,289
It's a triple alliterative improv.

1611
01:31:33,390 --> 01:31:35,374
Don't get those too often.

1612
01:31:35,437 --> 01:31:37,136
- Okay! We're all good!
- All right.

1613
01:31:37,199 --> 01:31:38,667
- Don't need to go again?
- No, we're done.

1614
01:31:38,692 --> 01:31:39,929
That was fantastic!

1615
01:31:39,999 --> 01:31:42,531
Okay, we're moving on.
We're in the bordello.

1616
01:31:42,668 --> 01:31:43,644
Next set up.

1617
01:31:47,658 --> 01:31:51,436
That was the best acting
I've ever seen in my whole life.

1618
01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:54,178
Thank you.

1619
01:32:12,155 --> 01:32:14,124
Rick fucking Dalton.

1620
01:32:27,064 --> 01:32:28,135
That's a car.

1621
01:32:29,575 --> 01:32:31,107
That's a strange car.

1622
01:32:32,452 --> 01:32:34,285
Snake, go see who's outside.

1623
01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:48,282
So, who is it?

1624
01:32:48,746 --> 01:32:50,015
I ain't sure yet.

1625
01:32:50,859 --> 01:32:52,557
Bitchin' yellow Coupe de Ville.

1626
01:32:53,566 --> 01:32:54,947
Keep an eye on it.

1627
01:33:44,050 --> 01:33:45,121
Come on.

1628
01:34:02,036 --> 01:34:03,536
Where the hell is everybody?

1629
01:34:13,201 --> 01:34:14,534
Hey, where's Gypsy?

1630
01:34:14,971 --> 01:34:16,542
She's down by the chop shop.

1631
01:34:23,226 --> 01:34:25,179
- Hey!
- Hello!

1632
01:34:25,313 --> 01:34:28,250
Gypsy, I want you to
come meet my new friend.

1633
01:34:28,976 --> 01:34:30,673
Some old lookin' dude
on a Hawaiian shirt

1634
01:34:30,698 --> 01:34:32,849
who just gave
Pussycat a ride home.

1635
01:34:33,166 --> 01:34:34,452
He just give her a lift?

1636
01:34:34,839 --> 01:34:35,776
Nope.

1637
01:34:36,085 --> 01:34:38,331
She's bringing him down the
ranch to meet everybody.

1638
01:34:38,748 --> 01:34:40,042
Stay by the door,

1639
01:34:40,067 --> 01:34:41,605
tell me if he starts
comin' this way.

1640
01:34:43,411 --> 01:34:45,768
- Welcome to our community.
- Thanks for having me.

1641
01:34:45,907 --> 01:34:48,304
And thank you for giving our
precious Pussy a ride home.

1642
01:34:48,368 --> 01:34:49,574
Think nothin' of it.

1643
01:34:49,867 --> 01:34:51,097
We love Pussy.

1644
01:34:51,690 --> 01:34:52,888
Yes, we do.

1645
01:34:53,138 --> 01:34:55,082
Where is everybody?
Where's the children?

1646
01:34:55,162 --> 01:34:56,884
Everybody left for Santa Barbara.

1647
01:34:57,747 --> 01:34:58,755
Really?

1648
01:34:59,454 --> 01:35:01,057
Charlie's gone? Everybody left?

1649
01:35:01,424 --> 01:35:04,503
Well, not everybody everybody
but mostly everybody.

1650
01:35:07,439 --> 01:35:08,614
Dag.

1651
01:35:09,709 --> 01:35:11,645
I really wanted Cliff
to meet Charlie.

1652
01:35:12,714 --> 01:35:14,825
I think Charlie's
really gonna dig ya.

1653
01:35:14,952 --> 01:35:16,619
- Hey, Delilah.
- Well, maybe next time.

1654
01:35:17,327 --> 01:35:18,525
Yeah, you gotta come back.

1655
01:35:20,172 --> 01:35:22,490
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure would.

1656
01:35:23,604 --> 01:35:26,263
How's it all comparing
to your glory days?

1657
01:35:26,712 --> 01:35:28,339
Well, things have changed.

1658
01:35:31,910 --> 01:35:33,831
Not a bad mount, Connie.

1659
01:35:33,991 --> 01:35:36,237
I used to ride horses
every day back in Tennessee.

1660
01:35:36,280 --> 01:35:38,311
- Is that right?
- Every day?

1661
01:35:38,431 --> 01:35:39,526
Well, every week.

1662
01:35:40,638 --> 01:35:41,551
All right.

1663
01:35:42,332 --> 01:35:43,634
She's a darlin'.

1664
01:35:47,925 --> 01:35:50,639
So... my name is Lulu.

1665
01:35:50,877 --> 01:35:52,163
This is Tex.

1666
01:35:52,541 --> 01:35:54,785
We're gonna be leading
you on a great trail ride

1667
01:35:54,810 --> 01:35:56,834
to the beautiful
Santa Susana canyon.

1668
01:35:57,690 --> 01:35:58,745
Now, uh...

1669
01:35:58,809 --> 01:36:00,966
Curt, I hear you're already
an experienced rider.

1670
01:36:00,991 --> 01:36:01,983
Yes.

1671
01:36:02,036 --> 01:36:04,241
- Yeah, and so are you, Connie?
- Yes, I am.

1672
01:36:04,266 --> 01:36:05,536
Tex, come here.

1673
01:36:05,651 --> 01:36:06,778
So, uh...

1674
01:36:06,849 --> 01:36:09,309
you're both experienced
riders, I guess, uh...

1675
01:36:09,334 --> 01:36:11,266
we'll just make this
ride about having fun!

1676
01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:12,718
Ready to have some fun?

1677
01:36:12,743 --> 01:36:15,418
So, uh, Pussycat brought
back some guy with her.

1678
01:36:15,558 --> 01:36:17,518
Gypsy wants you to go
give him a looksee.

1679
01:36:17,629 --> 01:36:19,113
Yeah, sure thing.

1680
01:36:38,109 --> 01:36:40,712
Oh, and here's someone
you actually have to meet.

1681
01:36:41,278 --> 01:36:43,810
One of our most favorite sons.

1682
01:36:43,874 --> 01:36:46,175
Tex, come over here
and say hi to Cliff.

1683
01:36:46,721 --> 01:36:48,625
- Howdy, Cliff.
- Tex.

1684
01:36:48,984 --> 01:36:50,507
What part of Texas you from?

1685
01:36:50,532 --> 01:36:52,230
Uh, place you never heard of.

1686
01:36:52,491 --> 01:36:53,689
Copeville.

1687
01:36:54,396 --> 01:36:55,682
Ever been to Houston?

1688
01:36:55,731 --> 01:36:56,842
'Course I have.

1689
01:36:56,969 --> 01:36:59,842
Yeah, spent two weeks once
on a Houston chain gang

1690
01:36:59,919 --> 01:37:01,483
in August, no less.

1691
01:37:01,592 --> 01:37:03,873
That don't sound
like a whole lotta fun.

1692
01:37:04,538 --> 01:37:06,364
It's the last cop's
jaw I ever broke

1693
01:37:06,389 --> 01:37:07,658
I can tell ya that.

1694
01:37:11,537 --> 01:37:12,537
Man.

1695
01:37:13,923 --> 01:37:15,423
Charlie's gonna dig you.

1696
01:37:16,382 --> 01:37:18,414
The Hawaiian guy
seems to be okay.

1697
01:37:18,725 --> 01:37:20,598
Everybody's talkin' all friendly.

1698
01:37:24,595 --> 01:37:26,794
Tex checked him out
and now he's riding away.

1699
01:37:27,673 --> 01:37:29,744
He comes this way, let me know.

1700
01:37:32,233 --> 01:37:35,114
Hey, does George Spahn
still own this ranch?

1701
01:37:35,328 --> 01:37:37,193
Yeah, George still owns it.

1702
01:37:37,665 --> 01:37:39,062
Does he still live here?

1703
01:37:39,228 --> 01:37:40,284
Yeah.

1704
01:37:40,393 --> 01:37:43,075
Does he still live...
right there?

1705
01:37:43,226 --> 01:37:44,234
Yeah.

1706
01:37:44,385 --> 01:37:45,718
Is he here now?

1707
01:37:46,254 --> 01:37:47,706
I guess so.

1708
01:37:49,322 --> 01:37:52,099
So, George gave you all
permission to be here.

1709
01:37:53,238 --> 01:37:54,349
'Course he did.

1710
01:37:54,445 --> 01:37:56,246
And you all take care of him.

1711
01:37:57,108 --> 01:37:58,648
Oh, we take care of George.

1712
01:37:59,409 --> 01:38:00,679
We love George.

1713
01:38:02,789 --> 01:38:04,440
Well, is there anything wrong

1714
01:38:04,519 --> 01:38:06,932
with me saying hello
to an old friend?

1715
01:38:06,992 --> 01:38:08,849
You can't see him right now.

1716
01:38:08,905 --> 01:38:10,913
Why can't I see him right now?

1717
01:38:12,544 --> 01:38:13,774
'Cause he's napping.

1718
01:38:15,997 --> 01:38:17,600
This is his naptime.

1719
01:38:27,496 --> 01:38:30,369
Well, I think I'll just go
see for myself.

1720
01:38:31,250 --> 01:38:32,822
You never know.

1721
01:38:33,238 --> 01:38:35,309
He mighta just woke up.

1722
01:38:44,819 --> 01:38:46,938
The Hawaiian guy's
coming this way.

1723
01:38:47,819 --> 01:38:49,668
Okay, ya'll, beat it.

1724
01:38:49,879 --> 01:38:51,133
I'll handle this guy.

1725
01:38:53,310 --> 01:38:56,096
<i>♪ Every day, it's just fake it ♪</i>

1726
01:38:56,686 --> 01:38:59,837
<i>♪ Let me show you a new place ♪</i>

1727
01:39:07,960 --> 01:39:10,619
<i>♪ Add it to your collection ♪</i>

1728
01:39:18,703 --> 01:39:21,885
<i>♪ Shine on down
for this baby of mine ♪</i>

1729
01:39:22,122 --> 01:39:25,595
<i>♪ Mr. Moon, come on through ♪</i>

1730
01:39:25,730 --> 01:39:29,409
<i>♪ When Mr. Sun goes
we'll be counting on you ♪</i>

1731
01:39:29,621 --> 01:39:33,099
<i>♪ Mr. Sun, make it fine ♪</i>

1732
01:39:33,228 --> 01:39:36,892
<i>♪ Shine on down for
this baby of mine ♪</i>

1733
01:39:36,998 --> 01:39:40,279
<i>♪ Mr. Moon, come on through ♪</i>

1734
01:39:41,832 --> 01:39:43,518
You the mama bear?

1735
01:39:44,890 --> 01:39:46,115
Can I help you?

1736
01:39:46,140 --> 01:39:47,459
I hope so.

1737
01:39:47,499 --> 01:39:50,571
I'm an old friend of George's,
thought I'd stop and say hello.

1738
01:39:50,596 --> 01:39:51,692
Well, that's very nice of you,

1739
01:39:51,717 --> 01:39:53,895
but unfortunately,
you picked the wrong time.

1740
01:39:53,935 --> 01:39:55,651
George is taking a nap right now.

1741
01:39:55,968 --> 01:39:57,670
Oh, that is unfortunate.

1742
01:39:58,039 --> 01:39:59,495
Yes, it is.

1743
01:40:00,507 --> 01:40:01,931
What's your name?

1744
01:40:01,956 --> 01:40:03,379
Cliff Booth.

1745
01:40:03,627 --> 01:40:04,726
How do you know George?

1746
01:40:04,751 --> 01:40:07,095
I used to shoot Westerns
here at the ranch.

1747
01:40:07,261 --> 01:40:09,245
When was the last
time you saw George?

1748
01:40:09,414 --> 01:40:12,876
Oh, I'd say about...

1749
01:40:13,471 --> 01:40:15,217
eight years ago.

1750
01:40:16,282 --> 01:40:17,264
Oh.

1751
01:40:17,839 --> 01:40:20,488
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
the two of you were so close.

1752
01:40:21,698 --> 01:40:24,099
Well, when he wakes up,
I'll let him know you came by.

1753
01:40:24,617 --> 01:40:28,467
I'd really like to say a quick hello now,
while I'm here.

1754
01:40:28,519 --> 01:40:30,111
Came a long ways.

1755
01:40:30,136 --> 01:40:32,775
Don't know when I'll
get back this way again.

1756
01:40:33,328 --> 01:40:36,185
Oh, I understand but
I'm afraid that's impossible.

1757
01:40:36,688 --> 01:40:37,998
Impossible.

1758
01:40:38,335 --> 01:40:40,200
Why is that impossible?

1759
01:40:40,312 --> 01:40:42,553
Because me and George like
to watch TV on Sunday nights.

1760
01:40:42,578 --> 01:40:43,804
FBI and Bonanza

1761
01:40:43,829 --> 01:40:45,418
but George finds it hard
to keep awake that late

1762
01:40:45,458 --> 01:40:46,623
so I make him take
a nap around now

1763
01:40:46,648 --> 01:40:48,672
so I don't get tripped out
of my George's TV time.

1764
01:40:51,198 --> 01:40:53,287
Well, look, red,

1765
01:40:53,312 --> 01:40:55,053
I'm comin' in there.

1766
01:40:55,322 --> 01:40:56,745
With my own two eyes,

1767
01:40:56,770 --> 01:40:59,054
I'm gonna get a
good look at George.

1768
01:41:00,274 --> 01:41:01,904
And this...

1769
01:41:03,401 --> 01:41:04,929
ain't stoppin' me.

1770
01:41:08,372 --> 01:41:09,563
Okay.

1771
01:41:10,654 --> 01:41:11,944
Suit yourself.

1772
01:41:24,047 --> 01:41:25,483
<i>You never know.</i>

1773
01:41:27,324 --> 01:41:29,562
<i>The next boy you meet
may be the one.</i>

1774
01:42:02,621 --> 01:42:05,502
<i>So clean, it's actually
good for your skin.</i>

1775
01:42:05,794 --> 01:42:07,571
<i>So fresh and natural looking,</i>

1776
01:42:07,683 --> 01:42:09,467
<i>you're always ready for next time.</i>

1777
01:42:10,567 --> 01:42:12,123
<i>And you never know,</i>

1778
01:42:12,475 --> 01:42:14,856
<i>the next boy you meet
may be the one.</i>

1779
01:42:23,001 --> 01:42:24,663
<i>Sparkling drop of Retsyn.</i>

1780
01:42:38,058 --> 01:42:39,546
He back there?

1781
01:42:41,105 --> 01:42:43,009
Door at the end of the hallway.

1782
01:42:44,177 --> 01:42:45,407
You might have to
shake him awake,

1783
01:42:45,455 --> 01:42:47,431
I fucked his brains
out this morning.

1784
01:42:52,975 --> 01:42:54,701
He may be tired.

1785
01:43:06,588 --> 01:43:08,715
Oh, Mister Eight-Years-Ago...

1786
01:43:10,045 --> 01:43:11,617
George is blind.

1787
01:43:11,642 --> 01:43:13,944
So you'll probably have to
tell him who you are.

1788
01:43:39,868 --> 01:43:41,505
George, you awake?

1789
01:43:59,511 --> 01:44:00,780
George?

1790
01:44:02,807 --> 01:44:03,948
George?

1791
01:44:07,868 --> 01:44:08,999
George?

1792
01:44:11,664 --> 01:44:12,993
George!

1793
01:44:14,303 --> 01:44:15,413
Hi, George.

1794
01:44:17,080 --> 01:44:18,920
- What's going on?
- Everything's all right.

1795
01:44:18,945 --> 01:44:20,751
I'm sorry to disturb you.

1796
01:44:21,479 --> 01:44:22,729
Who are you?

1797
01:44:22,798 --> 01:44:24,088
It's Cliff Booth.

1798
01:44:24,205 --> 01:44:27,369
Just stopped in to say hello
and see how you're doin'.

1799
01:44:27,419 --> 01:44:29,086
John Wilkes Booth?

1800
01:44:29,165 --> 01:44:30,475
Cliff Booth.

1801
01:44:32,682 --> 01:44:33,952
Who's that?

1802
01:44:34,101 --> 01:44:36,690
I-I used to shoot
Bounty Law here, George.

1803
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:38,528
I was Rick Dalton's stunt double.

1804
01:44:38,955 --> 01:44:40,011
Who?

1805
01:44:40,036 --> 01:44:41,236
Rick Dalton.

1806
01:44:41,745 --> 01:44:43,461
The Dalton brothers...?

1807
01:44:43,501 --> 01:44:44,830
Rick Dalton.

1808
01:44:46,628 --> 01:44:47,913
Who's that?

1809
01:44:47,938 --> 01:44:50,021
He was the star of Bounty Law.

1810
01:44:50,904 --> 01:44:52,253
Who are you?

1811
01:44:52,670 --> 01:44:54,356
I was Rick's stunt double.

1812
01:44:55,370 --> 01:44:57,206
Rick... who?

1813
01:44:57,385 --> 01:44:59,091
It don't matter, George.

1814
01:44:59,302 --> 01:45:02,382
We were colleagues from the past
and I just wanted to...

1815
01:45:02,407 --> 01:45:04,550
make sure you're doin' okay.

1816
01:45:04,575 --> 01:45:05,948
I'm not doin' okay.

1817
01:45:05,973 --> 01:45:07,010
What's the matter?

1818
01:45:07,035 --> 01:45:08,463
Can't see shit!

1819
01:45:08,808 --> 01:45:10,356
Would you call that "the matter"?

1820
01:45:10,428 --> 01:45:12,109
The man can't see shit, okay?

1821
01:45:12,134 --> 01:45:13,553
I'm sorry about that.

1822
01:45:13,578 --> 01:45:16,864
I was told...
Squeaky sent me to bed.

1823
01:45:17,558 --> 01:45:20,108
Would that be the little
redhead out front?

1824
01:45:22,714 --> 01:45:24,867
What the fuck is
the matter with you?

1825
01:45:25,403 --> 01:45:26,881
First, you wake me up,

1826
01:45:26,906 --> 01:45:29,326
and now you're pretending
that I didn't tell you

1827
01:45:29,351 --> 01:45:31,445
I was fucking blind!

1828
01:45:31,524 --> 01:45:33,012
How am I gonna know

1829
01:45:33,046 --> 01:45:35,992
what the hell color
the head of the girl is

1830
01:45:36,017 --> 01:45:37,597
that's with me all the time?

1831
01:45:37,622 --> 01:45:39,398
Oh, fair enough, George.

1832
01:45:43,036 --> 01:45:45,060
No, it's all right.

1833
01:45:46,288 --> 01:45:49,115
Everyone don't need a stuntman.

1834
01:45:56,379 --> 01:45:58,393
I don't know who you are...

1835
01:46:00,417 --> 01:46:02,669
but you touched me today.

1836
01:46:04,511 --> 01:46:06,738
You came to visit me.

1837
01:46:07,150 --> 01:46:09,243
Now I gotta go back to sleep.

1838
01:46:11,777 --> 01:46:14,272
I gotta watch FBI tonight.

1839
01:46:14,297 --> 01:46:16,420
And I watch it with Squeaky.

1840
01:46:17,137 --> 01:46:20,113
She gets all pissed off
if I fall asleep.

1841
01:46:21,212 --> 01:46:24,148
What happens if
she gets pissed off, George?

1842
01:46:25,100 --> 01:46:26,559
Nothin'.

1843
01:46:27,928 --> 01:46:30,368
I just don't like
to disappoint her.

1844
01:46:35,110 --> 01:46:38,662
So, you gave all these
hippies permission to be here?

1845
01:46:44,329 --> 01:46:46,820
Just who the fuck are you?

1846
01:46:46,998 --> 01:46:48,655
I'm Cliff Booth.

1847
01:46:48,893 --> 01:46:50,197
I'm your stuntman.

1848
01:46:50,222 --> 01:46:52,266
We used to work
together, George.

1849
01:46:52,544 --> 01:46:54,984
I just wanna make
sure that you're okay.

1850
01:46:55,381 --> 01:46:58,424
That all these hippies aren't
taking advantage of ya.

1851
01:46:59,158 --> 01:47:01,281
- Squeaky?
- Yeah.

1852
01:47:02,052 --> 01:47:04,026
She loves me.

1853
01:47:06,464 --> 01:47:08,398
So, suck on that.

1854
01:47:17,086 --> 01:47:18,693
Take care, George.

1855
01:47:25,623 --> 01:47:27,004
Goddammit.

1856
01:47:48,544 --> 01:47:50,320
You embarrassed me.

1857
01:47:51,124 --> 01:47:53,138
Yeah, sorry 'bout that.

1858
01:47:55,955 --> 01:47:57,641
How'd your little
talk with George go?

1859
01:47:57,701 --> 01:47:58,936
Are we kidnapping him?

1860
01:47:58,961 --> 01:48:00,727
Not the word I'd use.

1861
01:48:00,793 --> 01:48:01,875
Well, now that
you've talked to him,

1862
01:48:01,900 --> 01:48:03,095
do you believe
everything's all right?

1863
01:48:03,154 --> 01:48:04,632
Not exactly.

1864
01:48:05,277 --> 01:48:06,984
This was a mistake,
you should leave!

1865
01:48:07,074 --> 01:48:08,562
Way aheada 'ya

1866
01:48:13,028 --> 01:48:14,992
George isn't blind!

1867
01:48:15,389 --> 01:48:17,254
You're the blind one!

1868
01:48:18,643 --> 01:48:20,538
<i>♪ Baby I've been thinkin' 'bout ♪</i>

1869
01:48:20,647 --> 01:48:23,495
<i>♪ Runnin' away from you ♪</i>

1870
01:48:25,526 --> 01:48:28,096
<i>♪ After all you said and done ♪</i>

1871
01:48:28,319 --> 01:48:31,364
<i>♪ Don't wanna stay with you ♪</i>

1872
01:48:33,961 --> 01:48:37,127
<i>♪ It seemed like everything
we could have done ♪</i>

1873
01:48:37,205 --> 01:48:39,943
<i>♪ Has passed us by ♪</i>

1874
01:48:40,973 --> 01:48:43,125
<i>♪ Yeah, I got to get movin' ♪</i>

1875
01:48:43,196 --> 01:48:45,310
<i>♪ I'm tired of groovin' ♪</i>

1876
01:48:45,364 --> 01:48:48,648
<i>♪ With someone who can't get high ♪</i>

1877
01:48:48,759 --> 01:48:50,693
<i>♪ Don't chase me around ♪</i>

1878
01:48:50,806 --> 01:48:52,652
<i>♪ You're bringin' me down ♪</i>

1879
01:48:52,709 --> 01:48:55,591
<i>♪ I don't want to
play by your rules ♪</i>

1880
01:48:56,601 --> 01:48:58,267
<i>♪ My life is my own ♪</i>

1881
01:48:58,386 --> 01:49:00,261
<i>♪ So leave me alone ♪</i>

1882
01:49:00,356 --> 01:49:01,809
<i>♪ I don't want to be your fool ♪</i>

1883
01:49:01,897 --> 01:49:03,454
You do that?

1884
01:49:08,139 --> 01:49:10,114
You know, that's not my car.

1885
01:49:10,411 --> 01:49:12,306
That's my boss' car.

1886
01:49:12,517 --> 01:49:14,833
And if somethin' were to
happen to my boss' car,

1887
01:49:14,858 --> 01:49:16,654
well, I get in trouble.

1888
01:49:18,888 --> 01:49:21,349
But lucky for you,
he's got a spare.

1889
01:49:25,315 --> 01:49:27,031
<i>♪ Don't chase me around ♪</i>

1890
01:49:27,067 --> 01:49:28,922
<i>♪ You're bringin' me down ♪</i>

1891
01:49:28,973 --> 01:49:32,366
<i>♪ I don't want to play by your rules ♪</i>

1892
01:49:32,568 --> 01:49:34,126
<i>♪ Don't chase me around ♪</i>

1893
01:49:34,879 --> 01:49:36,308
Fix it.

1894
01:49:37,509 --> 01:49:38,629
Fuck you.

1895
01:49:40,361 --> 01:49:42,001
<i>♪ My life is my own ♪</i>

1896
01:49:42,066 --> 01:49:43,881
<i>♪ So leave me alone ♪</i>

1897
01:49:43,942 --> 01:49:46,898
<i>♪ I don't want to be your fool ♪</i>

1898
01:50:10,529 --> 01:50:12,047
Ladies.

1899
01:50:19,036 --> 01:50:22,320
Come one step closer
and I will knock his teeth out!

1900
01:50:33,444 --> 01:50:34,723
Fix it.

1901
01:50:35,259 --> 01:50:37,571
Can I just get a rag
to wipe my face first?

1902
01:50:37,809 --> 01:50:38,999
Nope.

1903
01:50:39,348 --> 01:50:40,827
Tire first.

1904
01:50:50,981 --> 01:50:52,330
Sundance...

1905
01:50:53,035 --> 01:50:55,143
Get on a horse, go get Tex,

1906
01:50:55,168 --> 01:50:57,440
and get his ass down here.

1907
01:51:33,011 --> 01:51:34,925
Tex! Hey!

1908
01:51:35,609 --> 01:51:38,373
That Hawaiian guy's back at the
ranch, he's kicking Clem's face in.

1909
01:51:38,398 --> 01:51:40,164
Ah, suck this!

1910
01:51:40,560 --> 01:51:41,970
I'll take over for Tex.

1911
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:43,508
Right this way.

1912
01:52:23,702 --> 01:52:25,785
<i>It's 5:00 in Los Angeles.</i>

1913
01:52:25,851 --> 01:52:29,552
<i>♪ 93 KHJ ♪</i>

1914
01:52:30,169 --> 01:52:33,200
<i>♪ All the leaves are brown ♪</i>

1915
01:52:33,994 --> 01:52:35,035
Clem you alright?

1916
01:52:35,060 --> 01:52:37,861
<i>♪ And the sky is gray ♪</i>

1917
01:52:40,185 --> 01:52:44,169
<i>♪ I went for a walk ♪</i>

1918
01:52:44,823 --> 01:52:49,013
<i>♪ On a winter's day ♪</i>

1919
01:52:49,184 --> 01:52:54,493
<i>♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪</i>

1920
01:52:54,635 --> 01:52:57,767
<i>♪ If I was in L.A. ♪</i>

1921
01:52:58,797 --> 01:53:03,634
<i>♪ Oh, California Dreamin' ♪</i>

1922
01:53:04,542 --> 01:53:09,189
<i>♪ On such a winter's day, hey ♪</i>

1923
01:53:09,455 --> 01:53:12,246
<i>♪ I went into a church ♪</i>

1924
01:53:13,029 --> 01:53:17,606
<i>♪ I stopped along the way ♪</i>

1925
01:53:18,099 --> 01:53:23,837
<i>♪ Well, I got down on my,
on my, on my bended knees ♪</i>

1926
01:53:24,496 --> 01:53:28,279
<i>♪ And I began to pray ♪</i>

1927
01:53:28,556 --> 01:53:33,384
<i>♪ You know the preacher did succumb ♪</i>

1928
01:53:33,480 --> 01:53:35,887
<i>♪ He knows I'm going to stay ♪</i>

1929
01:53:35,975 --> 01:53:38,327
<i>♪ Yes, he knows 'cause I told him so ♪</i>

1930
01:53:38,599 --> 01:53:42,838
<i>♪ Oh, California dreamin' ♪</i>

1931
01:53:44,108 --> 01:53:48,288
<i>♪ On such a winter's day, yeah ♪</i>

1932
01:53:50,015 --> 01:53:53,441
Will you, uh, will you
come in and watch my FBI?

1933
01:53:53,652 --> 01:53:55,080
Well, I just figured we would.

1934
01:53:55,120 --> 01:53:57,771
I got a six-pack in the back,
thought we'd order a pizza.

1935
01:53:57,805 --> 01:53:58,798
All right.

1936
01:53:59,231 --> 01:54:00,250
All right.

1937
01:54:21,606 --> 01:54:23,741
<i>18 miles to Pendleton, Louis.</i>

1938
01:54:24,104 --> 01:54:27,301
<i>Any kinda luck, we'll be
unloading, back in El Toro</i>

1939
01:54:27,390 --> 01:54:29,287
<i>before my kids go to bed.</i>

1940
01:54:33,910 --> 01:54:34,933
Hey...

1941
01:54:35,013 --> 01:54:37,648
bought me an acid-dipped
cigarette today.

1942
01:54:37,940 --> 01:54:38,932
Oh, yeah?

1943
01:54:39,321 --> 01:54:41,190
You wanna buy a
cigarette dipped in acid?

1944
01:54:41,339 --> 01:54:42,434
Yeah.

1945
01:54:43,056 --> 01:54:45,174
If I'm gonna trip,
I'm gonna trip here, man,

1946
01:54:45,199 --> 01:54:46,655
walkin' the woods, not my home.

1947
01:54:49,268 --> 01:54:52,396
Just gonna stash it here,
don't smoke it by mistake.

1948
01:54:52,924 --> 01:54:55,813
You wanna smoke some, smoke
some, just save me some.

1949
01:54:56,241 --> 01:54:58,813
No, I don't need to
trip out on no acid.

1950
01:54:59,114 --> 01:55:01,153
My booze don't need no buddy.

1951
01:55:01,234 --> 01:55:02,265
Whup, whoop...

1952
01:55:02,607 --> 01:55:04,734
- Here I come. Here I come.
- Hup, hup.

1953
01:55:07,991 --> 01:55:09,499
<i>What's the trouble, Corporal?</i>

1954
01:55:09,799 --> 01:55:11,570
<i>Truck tailin' us, sir.</i>

1955
01:55:14,588 --> 01:55:16,890
<i>Might be a farmer in a
hurry to get some place.</i>

1956
01:55:19,323 --> 01:55:20,299
<i>Fine.</i>

1957
01:55:20,628 --> 01:55:23,125
<i>Ah, take it as fast as you can.</i>

1958
01:55:23,281 --> 01:55:24,270
<i>Yes, sir.</i>

1959
01:55:27,168 --> 01:55:28,595
This PCH?

1960
01:55:28,857 --> 01:55:31,491
Yeah, yeah. Malibu.

1961
01:55:31,873 --> 01:55:33,993
Puerto Canyon, some shit.

1962
01:55:39,949 --> 01:55:41,172
Uh-oh.

1963
01:55:41,410 --> 01:55:42,918
Here comes trouble.

1964
01:55:45,623 --> 01:55:46,758
Boom!

1965
01:55:47,353 --> 01:55:49,107
Oh, man, right in the face.

1966
01:56:01,099 --> 01:56:02,607
That was a smooth leap.

1967
01:56:02,761 --> 01:56:03,777
Thank you.

1968
01:56:07,792 --> 01:56:09,390
Dead number two.

1969
01:56:16,610 --> 01:56:17,965
I like that shot.

1970
01:56:18,668 --> 01:56:20,578
That guy's a fuckin' prick.

1971
01:56:27,317 --> 01:56:29,405
That's Bobby Hogan, good guy.

1972
01:56:38,899 --> 01:56:41,074
Alright, get ready
for my big FBI moment.

1973
01:56:41,098 --> 01:56:42,519
They're all dead, babe.

1974
01:56:42,622 --> 01:56:43,717
Good.

1975
01:56:51,921 --> 01:56:53,448
Michael Murtaugh.

1976
01:56:53,598 --> 01:56:55,345
- <i>The F.B.I.</i>
- Michael Murtaugh.

1977
01:56:55,384 --> 01:56:56,899
Buongiorno, Sergio.

1978
01:56:57,055 --> 01:56:58,754
Turn on channel seven.

1979
01:56:58,913 --> 01:57:01,103
ABC, FBI.

1980
01:57:01,957 --> 01:57:05,354
I'm watching your Nebraska Jim
as we speak.

1981
01:57:06,938 --> 01:57:08,255
<i>William Reynolds</i>

1982
01:57:10,348 --> 01:57:13,387
<i>With guest stars
James Farentino</i>

1983
01:57:14,400 --> 01:57:16,057
- <i>Rick Dalton</i>
- Whoo!

1984
01:57:16,082 --> 01:57:17,392
That chewing gum.

1985
01:57:17,457 --> 01:57:18,489
<i>Norman Fell</i>

1986
01:57:18,530 --> 01:57:19,491
Strong.

1987
01:57:19,597 --> 01:57:20,883
<i>Tonight's episode:</i>

1988
01:57:21,041 --> 01:57:23,565
- <i>All the Streets are Silent</i>
- All the streets are silent.

1989
01:57:23,591 --> 01:57:26,353
'Cept when Rick Dalton's got
a fuckin' shotgun, I'll tell ya that.

1990
01:57:26,433 --> 01:57:27,710
You're goddamn right.

1991
01:57:49,865 --> 01:57:51,222
That looks delicious.

1992
01:57:51,390 --> 01:57:52,819
- Thank you.
- Enjoy, sir.

1993
01:57:53,273 --> 01:57:55,908
Mm, mm, mm, mm... mm.

1994
01:57:58,938 --> 01:58:01,263
After that Musso and
Frank's lunch meeting,

1995
01:58:01,329 --> 01:58:03,536
Marvin did provide Rick
job opportunities

1996
01:58:03,583 --> 01:58:05,139
in the Italian film industry.

1997
01:58:05,326 --> 01:58:08,135
Rick Dalton, Marvin Schwarz here.
Hold on.

1998
01:58:08,788 --> 01:58:10,693
Hennessy XO on the rocks.

1999
01:58:10,860 --> 01:58:12,114
Yes, Mr. Schwarz.

2000
01:58:12,419 --> 01:58:16,284
Two words: Nebraska Jim,
Sergio Corbucci.

2001
01:58:16,376 --> 01:58:19,424
N-Nebraska what? Sergio who?

2002
01:58:19,514 --> 01:58:21,086
<i>Sergio Corbucci.</i>

2003
01:58:21,165 --> 01:58:22,490
And who's that.

2004
01:58:22,747 --> 01:58:25,001
The second best director
of Spaghetti Westerns

2005
01:58:25,035 --> 01:58:26,502
in the whole, wide world.

2006
01:58:26,615 --> 01:58:29,449
He's doing a new Western,
it's called Nebraska Jim.

2007
01:58:29,890 --> 01:58:32,009
And because of me,
he's considering you.

2008
01:58:33,490 --> 01:58:35,228
<i>Well, Rick got Nebraska Jim.</i>

2009
01:58:35,413 --> 01:58:37,659
<i>And Rick made a rather
compelling Nebraska Jim</i>

2010
01:58:37,699 --> 01:58:39,342
<i>existing quite nicely within</i>

2011
01:58:39,373 --> 01:58:42,683
<i>Sergio Corbucci's rogues' gallery
of antiheroes.</i>

2012
01:58:43,786 --> 01:58:45,992
<i>In Rome, Rick loved the paparazzi</i>

2013
01:58:46,072 --> 01:58:47,611
<i>and the fuss they made over him</i>

2014
01:58:47,636 --> 01:58:50,400
<i>and his Nebraska Jim co-star,
Daphna Ben-Cobo</i>

2015
01:58:51,189 --> 01:58:52,785
Right there, paparazzo.

2016
01:58:52,843 --> 01:58:54,415
<i>What about me-a Rick!</i>

2017
01:58:54,948 --> 01:58:56,336
<i>He loved the food so much</i>

2018
01:58:56,400 --> 01:58:59,321
<i>that during his stay,
Rick gained almost 15 pounds.</i>

2019
01:58:59,890 --> 01:59:02,779
<i>But he didn't love the
Italians' way of making movies.</i>

2020
01:59:02,831 --> 01:59:04,108
<i>In fact, he thought
the post synched</i>

2021
01:59:04,164 --> 01:59:06,226
<i>every actor speaks
their own language</i>

2022
01:59:06,251 --> 01:59:08,568
<i>Tower of Babel shooting
style of European movies</i>

2023
01:59:08,593 --> 01:59:10,005
<i>was ridiculous.</i>

2024
01:59:10,988 --> 01:59:12,200
<i>While in Rome,</i>

2025
01:59:12,225 --> 01:59:15,106
<i>Marvin plugged Rick into three
other Italian productions.</i>

2026
01:59:15,367 --> 01:59:16,724
<i>His second Western was</i>

2027
01:59:16,749 --> 01:59:18,971
<i>Kill Me Quick, Ringo,
Said the Gringo.</i>

2028
01:59:19,096 --> 01:59:20,658
<i>Also starring Joseph Cotten</i>

2029
01:59:20,683 --> 01:59:22,922
<i>and directed by
Calvin Jackson Padget</i>

2030
01:59:22,955 --> 01:59:24,860
<i>pseudonym for Giorgio Ferroni.</i>

2031
01:59:25,189 --> 01:59:27,721
<i>His third was an
Italian-Spanish co-production</i>

2032
01:59:27,789 --> 01:59:31,869
<i>that paired him with Telly Savalas
titled, Red Blood, Red Skin.</i>

2033
01:59:31,932 --> 01:59:34,042
<i>directed by
Joaquin Romero Marchant</i>

2034
01:59:34,067 --> 01:59:36,186
<i>and based on the
Floyd Ray Wilson novel,</i>

2035
01:59:36,238 --> 01:59:38,952
<i>The Only Good Indian
is a Dead Indian.</i>

2036
01:59:39,483 --> 01:59:40,763
<i>And his fourth,</i>

2037
01:59:40,802 --> 01:59:44,104
<i>a spaghetti secret agent James
Bond ripoff type flick called,</i>

2038
01:59:44,136 --> 01:59:46,294
<i>Operazione Dyn-o-mite!</i>

2039
01:59:46,355 --> 01:59:48,395
<i>Directed by Antonio Margheriti.</i>

2040
02:00:30,182 --> 02:00:31,642
<i>Ultimately making Rick's</i>

2041
02:00:31,690 --> 02:00:34,302
<i>six-month Italian sojourn
fairly profitable.</i>

2042
02:00:34,339 --> 02:00:36,339
<i>Although his swank
Roman apartment</i>

2043
02:00:36,427 --> 02:00:38,355
<i>ate up a big chunk
of his earnings.</i>

2044
02:00:40,070 --> 02:00:42,927
<i>So, as Rick return to
Hollywood via Pan-Am...</i>

2045
02:00:43,270 --> 02:00:45,317
<i>he has four new
movies under his belt,</i>

2046
02:00:45,342 --> 02:00:46,834
<i>some money in his pocket,</i>

2047
02:00:46,886 --> 02:00:49,362
<i>and his brand spanking new
Italian wife</i>

2048
02:00:49,842 --> 02:00:51,858
<i>Scarlett Francesca Capucci.</i>

2049
02:00:54,705 --> 02:00:56,641
<i>Hurtling through the
air towards a new life</i>

2050
02:00:56,666 --> 02:00:58,380
<i>and uncertain future,</i>

2051
02:00:58,510 --> 02:01:01,661
<i>Rick was really not sure
about what lay ahead for him.</i>

2052
02:01:05,009 --> 02:01:06,413
<i>Way back in coach,</i>

2053
02:01:06,438 --> 02:01:08,826
<i>working on his
bottomless Bloody Mary,</i>

2054
02:01:08,932 --> 02:01:12,154
<i>Cliff Booth returned
to Los Angeles as well.</i>

2055
02:01:12,771 --> 02:01:17,232
<i>He kept Rick company during his
entire six-month stay in Italy.</i>

2056
02:01:18,093 --> 02:01:20,585
However, as the two men
returned home,

2057
02:01:20,971 --> 02:01:22,423
they've come to
an understanding.

2058
02:01:22,503 --> 02:01:24,019
Here it goes now.

2059
02:01:25,206 --> 02:01:26,595
With the, uh...

2060
02:01:27,888 --> 02:01:29,523
with the new wife, I, uh...

2061
02:01:30,670 --> 02:01:33,582
I just, I-I can't afford
you anymore, Cliff.

2062
02:01:33,773 --> 02:01:34,708
You know.

2063
02:01:34,733 --> 02:01:37,452
I could barely afford
my own house anymore.

2064
02:01:37,501 --> 02:01:39,596
So, the plan is to...

2065
02:01:39,621 --> 02:01:41,163
sell the house and buy...

2066
02:01:41,188 --> 02:01:43,347
buy a condo i-in Toluca Lake,

2067
02:01:43,418 --> 02:01:46,484
bank the money, you know,
live off it, that type of thing.

2068
02:01:46,860 --> 02:01:49,376
Hopefully I'll score
come next pilot season.

2069
02:01:49,982 --> 02:01:51,219
It's a good plan.

2070
02:01:51,244 --> 02:01:52,340
Yeah.

2071
02:01:53,413 --> 02:01:56,583
But I don't know if I
have a career or not, if...

2072
02:01:56,709 --> 02:01:59,668
I'm a solid Los Angeles
citizen like Eddie O'Brien says

2073
02:01:59,702 --> 02:02:02,490
or if I'm
one step closer to

2074
02:02:02,551 --> 02:02:04,066
going back to Missouri.

2075
02:02:04,991 --> 02:02:07,539
When this whole European
journey's over,

2076
02:02:07,594 --> 02:02:09,372
I think we've, uh...

2077
02:02:10,502 --> 02:02:12,572
we've reached the
end of the trail, Cliff.

2078
02:02:24,145 --> 02:02:26,057
<i>So, these last four
Italian flicks,</i>

2079
02:02:26,121 --> 02:02:27,661
<i>after nine years together,</i>

2080
02:02:27,886 --> 02:02:30,172
<i>would be Rick and Cliff's
final rodeo.</i>

2081
02:02:31,117 --> 02:02:33,443
<i>Cliff doesn't have a
clue what he's gonna do.</i>

2082
02:02:33,698 --> 02:02:36,016
<i>The only thing the two
men know of for sure,</i>

2083
02:02:36,088 --> 02:02:39,470
<i>tonight, Rick and Cliff will have
a good, old-fashioned drunk.</i>

2084
02:02:39,701 --> 02:02:43,017
<i>Both men know once the plane
touches down in El Segundo,</i>

2085
02:02:43,042 --> 02:02:45,344
<i>it'll be an end of an era
for both of them.</i>

2086
02:02:45,509 --> 02:02:48,128
<i>When you come to the end of
the line with a buddy who is</i>

2087
02:02:48,179 --> 02:02:50,572
<i>more than a brother
and a little less than a wife,</i>

2088
02:02:50,602 --> 02:02:51,864
<i>getting blind drunk together</i>

2089
02:02:51,889 --> 02:02:54,713
<i>is really the only
way to say farewell.</i>

2090
02:03:10,711 --> 02:03:13,322
<i>♪ You don't know
what's going on ♪</i>

2091
02:03:14,086 --> 02:03:17,277
<i>♪ You've been away
for much too long ♪</i>

2092
02:03:17,757 --> 02:03:19,408
<i>♪ You can't come back ♪</i>

2093
02:03:19,433 --> 02:03:22,139
<i>♪ And think you are still mine ♪</i>

2094
02:03:24,105 --> 02:03:26,931
<i>♪ You're out of touch, my baby ♪</i>

2095
02:03:27,505 --> 02:03:30,791
<i>♪ My poor old-fashioned baby ♪</i>

2096
02:03:31,527 --> 02:03:34,470
<i>♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

2097
02:03:34,527 --> 02:03:37,185
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

2098
02:03:38,432 --> 02:03:39,455
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

2099
02:03:39,734 --> 02:03:44,933
<i>♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪</i>

2100
02:03:45,940 --> 02:03:49,459
<i>♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

2101
02:03:49,530 --> 02:03:52,356
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

2102
02:03:53,172 --> 02:03:55,484
<i>♪ Yes, you are left out ♪</i>

2103
02:03:55,937 --> 02:03:58,326
<i>♪ Yes, you are left out, yes, you're ♪</i>

2104
02:03:58,524 --> 02:04:02,219
<i>♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪</i>

2105
02:04:02,360 --> 02:04:06,892
<i>♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪</i>

2106
02:04:07,589 --> 02:04:08,613
Where do you want it?

2107
02:04:13,477 --> 02:04:14,509
Hello?

2108
02:04:14,572 --> 02:04:15,865
Hey, it's Joanna and the baby.

2109
02:04:16,002 --> 02:04:17,383
Hi! Come on up.

2110
02:04:17,911 --> 02:04:19,704
<i>♪ But you can't come back ♪</i>

2111
02:04:19,776 --> 02:04:22,411
<i>♪ And be the first in line ♪</i>

2112
02:04:24,179 --> 02:04:25,211
Hi!

2113
02:04:25,267 --> 02:04:26,624
Oh, pretty!

2114
02:04:26,783 --> 02:04:27,926
How are you?

2115
02:04:28,203 --> 02:04:30,862
<i>♪ My poor unfaithful baby ♪</i>

2116
02:04:33,692 --> 02:04:36,319
Oh, my God, Sharon, it's perfect.

2117
02:04:38,131 --> 02:04:39,179
Girl.

2118
02:04:39,760 --> 02:04:41,315
<i>♪ Baby, baby ♪</i>

2119
02:04:41,380 --> 02:04:42,555
That's good.

2120
02:04:42,652 --> 02:04:45,303
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

2121
02:04:46,560 --> 02:04:49,687
<i>♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

2122
02:04:49,755 --> 02:04:51,637
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

2123
02:04:51,756 --> 02:04:52,955
Aha!

2124
02:04:53,920 --> 02:04:54,785
Aha!

2125
02:04:56,007 --> 02:04:56,904
Aha!

2126
02:04:59,035 --> 02:05:01,638
<i>♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪</i>

2127
02:05:01,890 --> 02:05:03,009
Thanks, Julie.

2128
02:05:03,397 --> 02:05:04,859
Bye, Brandy.

2129
02:05:05,098 --> 02:05:07,868
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

2130
02:05:09,539 --> 02:05:12,367
<i>Sharon had two friends move
into the Cielo Drive residence</i>

2131
02:05:12,487 --> 02:05:15,140
<i>while Roman was in London
preparing his next movie.</i>

2132
02:05:15,282 --> 02:05:16,814
<i>Voytek Frykowski</i>

2133
02:05:16,839 --> 02:05:18,840
<i>and old friend of
Roman's from Poland</i>

2134
02:05:18,921 --> 02:05:21,453
<i>and his girlfriend,
social worker, Abigail Folger</i>

2135
02:05:21,542 --> 02:05:23,669
<i>heiress to the vast
Folger coffee empire.</i>

2136
02:05:25,517 --> 02:05:30,786
<i>♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪</i>

2137
02:05:32,158 --> 02:05:35,260
<i>♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

2138
02:05:35,397 --> 02:05:37,929
<i>♪ You're out of time ♪</i>

2139
02:05:39,160 --> 02:05:40,986
<i>♪ Yes, you are left out ♪</i>

2140
02:05:41,565 --> 02:05:42,867
<i>♪ Yes, you're ♪</i>

2141
02:05:43,067 --> 02:05:44,742
<i>♪ I said you're ♪</i>

2142
02:05:44,851 --> 02:05:47,917
<i>♪ Left out of there
without a doubt 'cause ♪</i>

2143
02:05:48,150 --> 02:05:53,269
<i>♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪</i>

2144
02:05:55,699 --> 02:06:00,724
<i>♪ Baby, baby, baby,
you're out of time ♪</i>

2145
02:06:02,419 --> 02:06:05,689
<i>♪ I said baby, baby, baby ♪</i>

2146
02:06:05,985 --> 02:06:09,509
<i>That night, Sharon, her two
houseguests and naturally, Jay,</i>

2147
02:06:09,696 --> 02:06:12,354
<i>all went to the West Hollywood
Mexican restaurant landmark</i>

2148
02:06:12,379 --> 02:06:14,712
<i>El Coyote on Beverly for dinner.</i>

2149
02:06:19,182 --> 02:06:21,444
What's going on at
the dirty movie place?

2150
02:06:21,682 --> 02:06:23,269
They're having a premiere.

2151
02:06:23,617 --> 02:06:25,355
Dirty movies have premieres?

2152
02:06:25,410 --> 02:06:27,022
Yeah, they're fun!

2153
02:06:28,995 --> 02:06:29,939
I know.

2154
02:06:36,429 --> 02:06:37,992
Right here for you.

2155
02:06:39,425 --> 02:06:40,481
Gentlemen.

2156
02:06:43,200 --> 02:06:44,698
<i>While closer to 8:30,</i>

2157
02:06:44,755 --> 02:06:47,271
<i>Rick and Cliff went to the Valley
Mexican restaurant landmark</i>

2158
02:06:47,296 --> 02:06:49,335
<i>Casa Vega on Ventura.</i>

2159
02:07:10,338 --> 02:07:12,932
Well, well, well,
if it ain't the cobra himself.

2160
02:07:12,957 --> 02:07:14,187
Hey, Doug, what's happening?

2161
02:07:14,227 --> 02:07:15,677
Hey, Rick, how you doing?
It's good to see you.

2162
02:07:15,702 --> 02:07:16,821
How's the wife doing?

2163
02:07:17,630 --> 02:07:18,749
Just kidding.

2164
02:07:22,929 --> 02:07:24,953
<i>Brandy stayed behind
at Rick's house</i>

2165
02:07:25,000 --> 02:07:27,611
<i>guarding the beautiful Italian
woman asleep in her bed</i>

2166
02:07:27,648 --> 02:07:30,187
<i>and waiting for Cliff and Rick
to come home</i>

2167
02:07:31,833 --> 02:07:34,151
<i>while jet lagged Francesca slept.</i>

2168
02:07:37,549 --> 02:07:40,097
But you just get paid for the day
that you cut his hair though, right?

2169
02:07:40,122 --> 02:07:42,599
No, no, I get paid a
thousand dollars a day.

2170
02:07:42,624 --> 02:07:45,380
I get paid a thousand
dollars the day I arrive...

2171
02:07:45,994 --> 02:07:49,129
<i>At El Coyote, margaritas and
good times were had by all</i>

2172
02:07:49,281 --> 02:07:50,773
<i>except Sharon.</i>

2173
02:07:50,865 --> 02:07:52,228
<i>Sharon was experiencing</i>

2174
02:07:52,253 --> 02:07:54,540
<i>a touch of pregnancy-induced
melancholy.</i>

2175
02:07:54,727 --> 02:07:56,313
<i>Not only that,
it was later reported</i>

2176
02:07:56,338 --> 02:07:58,361
<i>that it was the hottest
night of the year.</i>

2177
02:07:58,638 --> 02:08:01,757
<i>And it made her feel especially
pregnant in all the worst ways.</i>

2178
02:08:01,823 --> 02:08:04,323
Hungover, I don't wanna
party anymore, I'm tired.

2179
02:08:04,595 --> 02:08:06,357
He just got it done.

2180
02:08:06,603 --> 02:08:09,524
No, it's not 'cause
he just got it done.

2181
02:08:09,779 --> 02:08:12,611
He got just as much time as all
the rest of the goddamn directors.

2182
02:08:12,636 --> 02:08:14,335
But it's what he did with that time.

2183
02:08:14,769 --> 02:08:17,301
<i>At Casa Vega,
Rick and Cliff drank so much</i>

2184
02:08:17,327 --> 02:08:19,907
<i>that when they left,
they left the Cadillac there</i>

2185
02:08:19,932 --> 02:08:20,982
<i>and took a cab home.</i>

2186
02:08:21,007 --> 02:08:22,998
The greatest action director,

2187
02:08:23,023 --> 02:08:25,088
underrated guy of all time.

2188
02:08:26,291 --> 02:08:29,195
<i>Around 10:00, Sharon and
her friends left El Coyote</i>

2189
02:08:29,220 --> 02:08:30,993
<i>and arrived back at her house.</i>

2190
02:08:39,185 --> 02:08:42,415
I had like, 19 margaritas.

2191
02:08:44,976 --> 02:08:47,024
<i>The four of them hung out
a little while longer</i>

2192
02:08:47,113 --> 02:08:49,232
<i>with Abigail even playing
the piano for them.</i>

2193
02:08:49,338 --> 02:08:51,219
♪ Don't get me mad ♪

2194
02:08:51,346 --> 02:08:53,298
♪ Don't tell no lie ♪

2195
02:08:53,413 --> 02:08:55,548
♪ Don't make me sad ♪

2196
02:08:55,668 --> 02:08:59,777
♪ Don't pass me by ♪

2197
02:09:01,216 --> 02:09:03,201
♪ Baby are you holding ♪

2198
02:09:03,591 --> 02:09:07,670
♪ Holding anything but me? ♪

2199
02:09:08,367 --> 02:09:10,105
♪ 'Cause I'm a real ♪

2200
02:09:10,144 --> 02:09:13,287
♪ Straight shooter
if you know what I mean ♪

2201
02:09:15,063 --> 02:09:16,778
♪ You can bring me love ♪

2202
02:09:16,835 --> 02:09:18,876
♪ You can hang around ♪

2203
02:09:18,948 --> 02:09:20,576
♪ You can bring me up ♪

2204
02:09:20,686 --> 02:09:24,194
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪

2205
02:09:25,463 --> 02:09:27,468
<i>Until she returned to her room,</i>

2206
02:09:27,524 --> 02:09:29,567
<i>smoked a joint
and read a book.</i>

2207
02:09:29,702 --> 02:09:31,861
<i>That was around 11:00.</i>

2208
02:09:38,028 --> 02:09:39,417
<i>I love you, too, Charles.</i>

2209
02:09:42,487 --> 02:09:45,511
<i>And now it's time for what I
know you've all been waiting for.</i>

2210
02:09:45,599 --> 02:09:47,289
<i>A little fanfare please?</i>

2211
02:09:50,487 --> 02:09:52,256
<i>At more or less the same time,</i>

2212
02:09:52,281 --> 02:09:54,980
<i>Voytek laid on the couch
watching American television</i>

2213
02:09:55,133 --> 02:09:58,409
<i>and thought about how much better
it was than Polish television</i>

2214
02:09:58,479 --> 02:10:00,185
<i>as he smoked a big joint.</i>

2215
02:10:01,131 --> 02:10:03,090
<i>Somewhere around 11:10,</i>

2216
02:10:03,115 --> 02:10:05,464
<i>Sharon changed into
her comfy house attire.</i>

2217
02:10:05,500 --> 02:10:06,627
Feel better?

2218
02:10:08,097 --> 02:10:10,057
Drastically better.

2219
02:10:11,810 --> 02:10:13,592
<i>It was after 11:45</i>

2220
02:10:13,617 --> 02:10:15,795
<i>by the time the yellow
cab dropped Rick and Cliff</i>

2221
02:10:15,820 --> 02:10:16,946
<i>in front of the house.</i>

2222
02:10:17,822 --> 02:10:19,473
Hey, right here for you.

2223
02:10:19,560 --> 02:10:20,830
Grazie, amico.

2224
02:10:24,958 --> 02:10:26,926
<i>Brandy was glad to
see them return.</i>

2225
02:10:30,136 --> 02:10:31,446
More margaritas.

2226
02:10:37,023 --> 02:10:39,896
<i>Around midnight,
a completely drunk Rick Dalton</i>

2227
02:10:39,921 --> 02:10:42,550
<i>started making a blender
of frozen margaritas.</i>

2228
02:10:45,596 --> 02:10:46,795
All right.

2229
02:10:48,318 --> 02:10:49,525
We're walkin'.

2230
02:10:49,610 --> 02:10:51,878
<i>At the same time,
Cliff was attaching a leash</i>

2231
02:10:51,903 --> 02:10:54,094
<i>to an excited
Brandy's dog collar.</i>

2232
02:11:00,422 --> 02:11:01,994
I remember you.

2233
02:11:02,105 --> 02:11:04,795
A cigarette dipped in acid.
What's that do?

2234
02:11:04,916 --> 02:11:06,280
You smoke it, it gets you high.

2235
02:11:06,305 --> 02:11:08,448
- How much?
- 50 cents.

2236
02:11:10,274 --> 02:11:11,378
50 cents.

2237
02:11:11,896 --> 02:11:13,500
Hippie girl, 50 cents.

2238
02:11:17,371 --> 02:11:18,878
Tonight the night?

2239
02:11:20,121 --> 02:11:21,438
Why not?

2240
02:11:45,159 --> 02:11:47,095
Away we go.

2241
02:11:49,359 --> 02:11:51,024
Our Polish friend

2242
02:11:51,049 --> 02:11:53,470
said it was the hottest
day of the year.

2243
02:11:54,038 --> 02:11:55,640
Despite the fact
that he said it,

2244
02:11:55,665 --> 02:11:57,379
actually, it might be true.

2245
02:12:01,065 --> 02:12:06,486
<i>♪ I used to live
in New York City ♪</i>

2246
02:12:09,162 --> 02:12:14,773
<i>♪ Everything there
was dark and dirty ♪</i>

2247
02:12:17,168 --> 02:12:23,189
<i>♪ Outside my window
was a steeple ♪</i>

2248
02:12:25,557 --> 02:12:33,319
<i>♪ With a clock that always
said twelve thirty ♪</i>

2249
02:12:34,112 --> 02:12:41,256
<i>♪ Young girls are
coming to the canyon ♪</i>

2250
02:12:42,404 --> 02:12:48,365
<i>♪ And in the mornings
I can see them walking ♪</i>

2251
02:12:50,835 --> 02:12:57,315
<i>♪ I can no longer
keep my blinds drawn ♪</i>

2252
02:12:59,258 --> 02:13:02,424
<i>♪ And I can't keep myself ♪</i>

2253
02:13:20,835 --> 02:13:22,555
Fuckin' private road.

2254
02:13:23,172 --> 02:13:25,695
Property taxes up the butt.

2255
02:13:25,720 --> 02:13:26,852
God damn.

2256
02:13:34,302 --> 02:13:36,627
Bunch of goddamn fuckin' hippies.

2257
02:13:37,918 --> 02:13:39,989
What the fuck?

2258
02:13:43,185 --> 02:13:44,447
Hey, you!

2259
02:13:45,885 --> 02:13:48,711
Yeah, asshole!
I'm talkin' to you!

2260
02:13:49,999 --> 02:13:51,477
The hell do you
think you're doin'

2261
02:13:51,565 --> 02:13:54,691
bringin' that noisy hunk o'
shit around here at midnight?

2262
02:13:55,553 --> 02:13:58,243
This is a private road, all right?

2263
02:13:58,435 --> 02:13:59,547
Who are you?

2264
02:13:59,705 --> 02:14:00,959
And who are you here to see, huh?

2265
02:14:01,049 --> 02:14:03,636
Nobody, sir. We just got lost.
I'm a little turned around.

2266
02:14:03,701 --> 02:14:05,002
Ah, horseshit.

2267
02:14:08,039 --> 02:14:11,484
Fuckin' hippies came up here to
smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

2268
02:14:11,792 --> 02:14:14,204
Next time you wanna try that,
fix your fuckin' muffler.

2269
02:14:14,365 --> 02:14:16,261
Look, we're really
sorry we disturbed you.

2270
02:14:16,335 --> 02:14:18,319
Look, chief,
you don't belong here.

2271
02:14:18,499 --> 02:14:20,463
Now take this mechanical asshole

2272
02:14:20,597 --> 02:14:23,305
and get it off my fuckin' street!

2273
02:14:35,910 --> 02:14:36,959
Hey!

2274
02:14:37,373 --> 02:14:38,556
Dennis Hopper!

2275
02:14:38,595 --> 02:14:40,178
Move this fuckin' piece of shit.

2276
02:14:40,266 --> 02:14:42,544
All right, well, just give me
a moment to turn it around.

2277
02:14:42,624 --> 02:14:44,449
Well, drive it backwards, numbnuts.

2278
02:14:44,500 --> 02:14:46,428
Fuckin' drive it and drive it now!

2279
02:14:46,480 --> 02:14:48,170
Okay, okay, stop yellin'.

2280
02:14:48,210 --> 02:14:49,622
Hold your horses. We're leavin'.

2281
02:14:49,995 --> 02:14:53,527
<i>♪ Coming to the canyon ♪</i>

2282
02:14:53,648 --> 02:14:56,656
The hell you lookin' at,
you little ginger hair fucker?

2283
02:14:57,542 --> 02:15:00,367
Hey, come around here again,
I'm gonna call the fuckin' cops.

2284
02:15:07,380 --> 02:15:09,078
Dirty fuckin' hippies.

2285
02:15:22,112 --> 02:15:24,891
Very fancy fucking house,
thinks we're animals.

2286
02:15:24,916 --> 02:15:26,099
But he's seen us.

2287
02:15:26,274 --> 02:15:28,123
He's awake. He's awake.

2288
02:15:28,456 --> 02:15:29,560
They're all awake.

2289
02:15:29,641 --> 02:15:31,086
They're listening to fucking records.

2290
02:15:31,141 --> 02:15:32,880
Everybody's fucking awake!

2291
02:15:32,962 --> 02:15:34,058
Look!

2292
02:15:34,145 --> 02:15:35,423
What did Charlie say?

2293
02:15:35,497 --> 02:15:36,677
He said...

2294
02:15:36,751 --> 02:15:38,521
"Go to Terry's old house

2295
02:15:38,592 --> 02:15:40,537
"and kill everybody in there."

2296
02:15:40,986 --> 02:15:42,525
And you heard him yourself.

2297
02:15:42,916 --> 02:15:44,726
He said make it witchy.

2298
02:15:44,950 --> 02:15:47,387
Now, he either said that...

2299
02:15:47,799 --> 02:15:49,545
or I'm a liar.

2300
02:15:50,981 --> 02:15:52,767
Now, are anyone o' you...

2301
02:15:52,823 --> 02:15:54,108
calling me a liar?

2302
02:15:55,158 --> 02:15:56,126
Hmm?

2303
02:15:57,160 --> 02:15:58,398
How about you?

2304
02:15:58,898 --> 02:16:00,557
Are you calling me a liar?

2305
02:16:01,847 --> 02:16:03,419
No, of course not.

2306
02:16:03,986 --> 02:16:04,954
Good.

2307
02:16:05,025 --> 02:16:06,184
Hold it.

2308
02:16:06,494 --> 02:16:08,097
Was that Rick Dalton?

2309
02:16:08,189 --> 02:16:09,173
Who?

2310
02:16:09,237 --> 02:16:10,355
The guy from Bounty Law.

2311
02:16:10,387 --> 02:16:11,554
Who, Jake Cahill?

2312
02:16:11,596 --> 02:16:14,819
Yeah! That guy in the road
was Jake Cahill.

2313
02:16:14,847 --> 02:16:16,141
Ho... wait a minute.

2314
02:16:16,189 --> 02:16:18,816
That was fucking Jake Cahill
that just yelled at us?

2315
02:16:19,214 --> 02:16:21,056
He was older,
but yeah, I think so.

2316
02:16:21,098 --> 02:16:22,336
Who's this Rick guy?

2317
02:16:22,371 --> 02:16:24,283
Jesus Christ, Sadie,
get it together!

2318
02:16:24,326 --> 02:16:25,627
Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill

2319
02:16:25,652 --> 02:16:27,881
on a cowboy show in the
50s called Bounty Law.

2320
02:16:27,963 --> 02:16:29,661
Fuck you, Katie.

2321
02:16:29,694 --> 02:16:32,845
Sorry I don't know the name of
every fascist dog TV in the 50s.

2322
02:16:32,968 --> 02:16:35,706
I can't believe that
asshole in the road

2323
02:16:35,746 --> 02:16:37,409
was Jake Cahill!

2324
02:16:37,490 --> 02:16:40,411
When I was a kid,
I had a Bounty Law lunch box.

2325
02:16:40,437 --> 02:16:43,381
That was my favorite
of all my lunch boxes.

2326
02:16:44,099 --> 02:16:46,060
Dig this...

2327
02:16:46,889 --> 02:16:48,603
You've been having
our trip session,

2328
02:16:48,628 --> 02:16:51,115
I've been expanding on
this one idea in my head.

2329
02:16:51,615 --> 02:16:52,901
Alright, dig it.

2330
02:16:53,163 --> 02:16:55,441
We all grew up watchin' TV,
you know what I mean?

2331
02:16:56,566 --> 02:16:58,510
And if you grew up watchin' TV,

2332
02:16:58,574 --> 02:17:00,431
that means you grew up
watchin' murder.

2333
02:17:01,321 --> 02:17:04,639
Every show on TV
that wasn't I-I Love Lucy

2334
02:17:04,710 --> 02:17:05,909
was about murder.

2335
02:17:06,262 --> 02:17:08,572
So, my idea is...

2336
02:17:09,123 --> 02:17:11,615
we kill the people
who taught us to kill.

2337
02:17:13,588 --> 02:17:15,120
I mean, where the
fuck are we, man?

2338
02:17:15,168 --> 02:17:17,533
We are in fucking Hollywood, man!

2339
02:17:17,585 --> 02:17:19,109
The people an entire generation

2340
02:17:19,134 --> 02:17:21,427
grew up watching kill
people live here.

2341
02:17:21,562 --> 02:17:23,839
And they live in
pigshit fucking luxury.

2342
02:17:23,931 --> 02:17:25,106
I say, fuck 'em.

2343
02:17:25,164 --> 02:17:27,507
I say we cut their cocks up
and make 'em eat it.

2344
02:17:28,213 --> 02:17:29,951
That's a great idea, Sadie.

2345
02:17:32,481 --> 02:17:34,338
You two ready to kill some pigs?

2346
02:17:43,644 --> 02:17:44,739
Wait a minute.

2347
02:17:44,905 --> 02:17:45,993
Uh, shit.

2348
02:17:46,199 --> 02:17:48,382
Sor... I forgot my knife
in the car.

2349
02:17:49,020 --> 02:17:50,425
Can I go-
Can I go back and get it?

2350
02:17:51,566 --> 02:17:53,041
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.

2351
02:17:53,558 --> 02:17:54,820
- Wait a minute.
- What?

2352
02:17:54,891 --> 02:17:57,050
I locked the car.
You'll need keys to get in.

2353
02:18:00,231 --> 02:18:01,128
Oh.

2354
02:18:01,390 --> 02:18:02,326
Right.

2355
02:18:02,660 --> 02:18:03,636
Thank you.

2356
02:18:03,771 --> 02:18:05,305
Okay. I'll be right back.

2357
02:18:06,140 --> 02:18:07,140
Hurry up.

2358
02:18:07,165 --> 02:18:08,926
Yes, uh, just-just a little minute.

2359
02:18:19,312 --> 02:18:20,899
Ooh, that fucking bitch!

2360
02:18:20,962 --> 02:18:22,129
Shhh, calm down.

2361
02:18:22,220 --> 02:18:23,728
There's a fuckin'
house right there.

2362
02:18:25,359 --> 02:18:26,438
What do we do now?

2363
02:18:26,517 --> 02:18:27,994
Well, we do
what we came to do.

2364
02:18:28,067 --> 02:18:30,307
And when we're done, we just
split up and hitch home.

2365
02:18:30,911 --> 02:18:33,093
Any more questions, hmm?

2366
02:18:35,464 --> 02:18:36,781
Okay, pig killers.

2367
02:18:36,861 --> 02:18:38,289
Let's kill some piggies.

2368
02:18:52,327 --> 02:18:53,931
Oh, somebody's hungry.

2369
02:19:02,917 --> 02:19:03,941
All right.

2370
02:19:06,044 --> 02:19:07,378
It's feedin' time.

2371
02:19:10,790 --> 02:19:12,036
Brandy, couch.

2372
02:19:18,583 --> 02:19:20,194
And don't you move.

2373
02:19:28,495 --> 02:19:29,487
Oh, man...

2374
02:19:33,143 --> 02:19:34,016
Aaah...

2375
02:19:39,603 --> 02:19:41,333
The train has left the station.

2376
02:19:43,098 --> 02:19:44,043
Aaaah!

2377
02:19:44,957 --> 02:19:45,814
Aaah!

2378
02:19:48,409 --> 02:19:49,544
Bad idea.

2379
02:20:50,292 --> 02:20:51,339
Whoa.

2380
02:21:05,579 --> 02:21:07,071
<i>♪ Eighty men tried ♪</i>

2381
02:21:07,190 --> 02:21:08,825
<i>♪ And eighty men died ♪</i>

2382
02:21:08,867 --> 02:21:10,637
<i>♪ Now they're buried together ♪</i>

2383
02:21:10,662 --> 02:21:12,729
♪ On the countryside ♪

2384
02:21:13,014 --> 02:21:16,546
♪ Ten, twenty, thirty,
forty, fifty or more ♪

2385
02:21:16,662 --> 02:21:18,321
♪ The Bloody Red Baron ♪

2386
02:21:18,376 --> 02:21:20,194
♪ Was rollin' up the score ♪

2387
02:21:39,235 --> 02:21:40,339
You go around there.

2388
02:21:40,402 --> 02:21:41,854
See if there's a back entrance.

2389
02:21:42,402 --> 02:21:43,458
All right, go.

2390
02:22:31,107 --> 02:22:32,091
Hey.

2391
02:22:35,451 --> 02:22:38,761
I am doing the best I can,
under the circumstances.

2392
02:22:39,630 --> 02:22:41,907
Now, I do not want
to get into it tonight.

2393
02:22:51,157 --> 02:22:53,880
Haa... can I help you?

2394
02:23:00,428 --> 02:23:01,396
Shit.

2395
02:23:02,765 --> 02:23:04,376
How many other
people are here?

2396
02:23:04,677 --> 02:23:06,979
Oh, just the one sleepin'
on the back there.

2397
02:23:08,905 --> 02:23:11,032
Well, get him, bring him
into the living room.

2398
02:23:12,266 --> 02:23:13,472
What if he says no?

2399
02:23:13,497 --> 02:23:15,450
Don't take no for an answer.
You're the one with the knife.

2400
02:23:15,475 --> 02:23:16,609
Get him in here!

2401
02:23:19,748 --> 02:23:20,708
Hey.

2402
02:23:26,588 --> 02:23:27,961
You are real, right?

2403
02:23:28,638 --> 02:23:31,519
We're as real as a doughnut,
motherfucker.

2404
02:23:49,725 --> 02:23:50,835
Go to the living room.

2405
02:23:50,860 --> 02:23:52,256
What is going on-ah?

2406
02:23:57,549 --> 02:23:58,486
Go!

2407
02:23:58,511 --> 02:23:59,320
Okay.

2408
02:24:01,609 --> 02:24:02,696
Who the fuck's that?

2409
02:24:03,049 --> 02:24:04,049
I don't know.

2410
02:24:05,287 --> 02:24:06,445
Francesca.

2411
02:24:13,550 --> 02:24:14,518
Oh...

2412
02:24:15,131 --> 02:24:16,560
Uh, wha...?

2413
02:24:17,810 --> 02:24:19,286
Oh, I know you.

2414
02:24:19,659 --> 02:24:21,230
I know all three of you.

2415
02:24:22,570 --> 02:24:24,403
Yeah! Spahn Ranch!

2416
02:24:25,460 --> 02:24:27,103
Spahn Ranch, yeah.

2417
02:24:27,190 --> 02:24:28,302
Hoo!

2418
02:24:29,560 --> 02:24:31,195
I don't know your name, but...

2419
02:24:31,283 --> 02:24:32,807
I remember that hair.

2420
02:24:33,652 --> 02:24:36,279
And you, I remember
your white, little face.

2421
02:24:36,829 --> 02:24:39,059
And you were on a horsie!

2422
02:24:39,781 --> 02:24:40,685
Yeah.

2423
02:24:41,699 --> 02:24:43,993
Uh... you are...

2424
02:24:44,350 --> 02:24:45,723
I'm the devil.

2425
02:24:46,259 --> 02:24:49,101
And I'm here to do
the devil's business.

2426
02:24:52,316 --> 02:24:55,848
Nah, it was dumber than that,
somethin' like... Rex...

2427
02:24:55,959 --> 02:24:57,323
Gad, shoot 'im, Tex!

2428
02:24:57,348 --> 02:24:58,348
Tex!

2429
02:25:17,356 --> 02:25:18,903
Son of a bitch!

2430
02:25:57,771 --> 02:25:58,906
Hey, you.

2431
02:26:01,437 --> 02:26:03,723
How dare you come into
my house, motherfucker!

2432
02:26:15,847 --> 02:26:19,690
<i>♪ Keep me hangin' on ♪</i>

2433
02:26:21,678 --> 02:26:23,303
<i>♪ Get out of my life ♪</i>

2434
02:26:23,489 --> 02:26:25,600
<i>♪ Why don't you babe? ♪</i>

2435
02:26:26,984 --> 02:26:28,905
<i>♪ Get out of my life ♪</i>

2436
02:26:29,016 --> 02:26:31,086
<i>♪ Why don't you babe? ♪</i>
Well, I'll be...

2437
02:27:24,299 --> 02:27:25,982
What the fuck?!

2438
02:27:27,220 --> 02:27:28,521
Jesus Christ!

2439
02:28:45,276 --> 02:28:46,507
Holy shit.

2440
02:28:49,792 --> 02:28:50,951
Francesca!

2441
02:28:51,229 --> 02:28:52,483
Francesca, honey!

2442
02:29:13,845 --> 02:29:16,384
<i>Sir, around what time was it that
you confronted the intruders?</i>

2443
02:29:17,005 --> 02:29:18,950
<i>About, uh, about midnight.</i>

2444
02:29:18,975 --> 02:29:20,388
<i>- Around midnight?
- Yeah.</i>

2445
02:29:20,437 --> 02:29:21,762
<i>How do you know
it was midnight?</i>

2446
02:29:21,923 --> 02:29:25,407
<i>Well... I was, uh...
I was in the kitchen, uh...</i>

2447
02:29:25,902 --> 02:29:27,736
<i>makin' margaritas and, uh...</i>

2448
02:29:28,456 --> 02:29:31,004
<i>I heard the sound
of a noisy muffler,</i>

2449
02:29:31,091 --> 02:29:33,141
<i>I looked up at the
clock, it said, uh...</i>

2450
02:29:33,166 --> 02:29:34,665
<i>the kitchen clock said midnight.</i>

2451
02:29:34,819 --> 02:29:36,604
<i>12:00 exactly?</i>

2452
02:29:36,761 --> 02:29:39,629
It could've been 12:05,
somethin' like that.

2453
02:29:39,654 --> 02:29:40,701
And you didn't see 'em again

2454
02:29:40,726 --> 02:29:42,479
until the woman attacked
you in the pool?

2455
02:29:43,398 --> 02:29:44,533
No. No.

2456
02:29:45,462 --> 02:29:47,454
What did these perpetrators do?

2457
02:29:47,589 --> 02:29:49,811
Perpetrators?
They were hippie assholes.

2458
02:29:50,403 --> 02:29:53,180
Two of 'em burst through
the front door there...

2459
02:29:53,922 --> 02:29:57,438
And the guy hippie said
he was the devil.

2460
02:29:58,348 --> 02:30:00,308
And he said, "I'm here to...

2461
02:30:01,165 --> 02:30:03,380
do some... devil shit."

2462
02:30:03,446 --> 02:30:05,517
It's not verbatim, but...

2463
02:30:06,099 --> 02:30:07,195
Some devil shit?

2464
02:30:07,282 --> 02:30:08,806
Yeah, devil shit.

2465
02:30:22,693 --> 02:30:24,900
And away we go!

2466
02:30:28,794 --> 02:30:30,817
W-W-Wait a minute.

2467
02:30:30,905 --> 02:30:33,238
What hospital you goin' to, Cliff?
I'll meet you there, huh?

2468
02:30:33,385 --> 02:30:35,727
Ah, you don't wanna
meet me in no hospital.

2469
02:30:36,004 --> 02:30:37,782
Why don't you take
care of your lady?

2470
02:30:37,834 --> 02:30:40,930
Hey, she just took five
fuckin' sleeping pills.

2471
02:30:41,044 --> 02:30:42,980
She'll be asleep
till Columbus Day.

2472
02:30:43,040 --> 02:30:44,046
You guys'll probably have to

2473
02:30:44,071 --> 02:30:46,269
come out here again
just to wake her ass up.

2474
02:30:46,502 --> 02:30:48,795
Hey, I'm not gonna die,
I may get a limp

2475
02:30:48,820 --> 02:30:51,502
but I ain't gonna die,
it's not my time yet, man.

2476
02:30:51,604 --> 02:30:54,199
All right? No use waitin'
in some waitin' room.

2477
02:30:54,224 --> 02:30:56,987
Why don't you go lie naked
with that fine creature?

2478
02:30:57,465 --> 02:31:00,060
Come visit me tomorrow.
Bring bagels.

2479
02:31:01,874 --> 02:31:04,080
You wanna do somethin' for me,
check on Brandy.

2480
02:31:04,105 --> 02:31:06,178
She may be a little
shook up after that.

2481
02:31:06,203 --> 02:31:07,254
She may wanna sleep with ya.

2482
02:31:07,279 --> 02:31:08,516
Are you kiddin' me?

2483
02:31:08,564 --> 02:31:10,135
She's sleeping with
Francesca right now.

2484
02:31:10,160 --> 02:31:11,764
You might never get her back.

2485
02:31:12,695 --> 02:31:13,606
We gotta go.

2486
02:31:13,631 --> 02:31:15,154
All right then, Cliff.

2487
02:31:15,789 --> 02:31:16,868
See you tomorrow, then.

2488
02:31:20,327 --> 02:31:21,890
Hey! Hey...

2489
02:31:25,626 --> 02:31:27,284
You're a good friend, Cliff.

2490
02:31:28,912 --> 02:31:30,198
I try.

2491
02:32:02,419 --> 02:32:03,491
Hello?

2492
02:32:05,415 --> 02:32:06,439
Hey.

2493
02:32:06,558 --> 02:32:08,836
I'm Jay Sebring, I'm a
friend of the Polanskis.

2494
02:32:09,555 --> 02:32:11,721
You're Rick Dalton, right?

2495
02:32:12,359 --> 02:32:15,463
Yeah, yeah... I'm Rick Dalton.

2496
02:32:15,972 --> 02:32:17,877
- I live next door.
- Oh, I know.

2497
02:32:17,902 --> 02:32:20,624
I tease Sharon that she lives
next door to Jake Cahill.

2498
02:32:20,803 --> 02:32:22,731
If she ever wants to put
a bounty on Roman's head,

2499
02:32:22,771 --> 02:32:24,358
she just has to go
next door, right?

2500
02:32:26,161 --> 02:32:27,320
No shit?

2501
02:32:28,026 --> 02:32:30,376
What the fuck happened?

2502
02:32:30,577 --> 02:32:34,252
Oh, these... these fucking
hippie weirdos, th-they...

2503
02:32:34,324 --> 02:32:35,847
they broke into my house.

2504
02:32:36,439 --> 02:32:37,971
What do you mean,
like, trying to rob you?

2505
02:32:38,111 --> 02:32:39,960
I don't know what
the fuck they wanted...

2506
02:32:40,206 --> 02:32:42,269
Were they robbin' me?
I don't know, were they...

2507
02:32:42,343 --> 02:32:44,184
freakin' out on
some bummer trip?

2508
02:32:44,209 --> 02:32:45,554
Who knows, but...

2509
02:32:45,579 --> 02:32:47,642
they tried to kill
my wife and my buddy.

2510
02:32:47,745 --> 02:32:49,191
Jesus Christ, are you serious?

2511
02:32:49,232 --> 02:32:51,066
Yeah, I'm fuckin' serious.

2512
02:32:51,203 --> 02:32:54,378
My buddy and his dog
killed two of 'em, and, uh...

2513
02:32:55,044 --> 02:32:57,846
shit, I... torched the last one.

2514
02:32:58,065 --> 02:32:59,938
- Torched?
- Yeah.

2515
02:33:00,295 --> 02:33:01,962
I burned her ass to a crisp.

2516
02:33:02,604 --> 02:33:03,707
How'd you do that?

2517
02:33:03,938 --> 02:33:05,422
Believe it or not, I...

2518
02:33:05,787 --> 02:33:07,889
I got a flamethrower
in my tool shed.

2519
02:33:07,914 --> 02:33:10,157
From The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey?

2520
02:33:10,547 --> 02:33:11,658
Yeah!

2521
02:33:12,648 --> 02:33:13,632
Yeah.

2522
02:33:13,657 --> 02:33:15,521
Th-That's the one.

2523
02:33:15,596 --> 02:33:17,167
It still works, too.

2524
02:33:17,294 --> 02:33:18,493
Thank God.

2525
02:33:18,784 --> 02:33:20,395
Hey, is everybody okay?

2526
02:33:20,459 --> 02:33:21,657
Well...

2527
02:33:21,819 --> 02:33:23,152
the fuckin' hippies aren't.

2528
02:33:23,306 --> 02:33:24,493
That's for goddamn sure.

2529
02:33:24,548 --> 02:33:25,628
Yeah.

2530
02:33:25,653 --> 02:33:27,486
But I'm fine, you know, uh...

2531
02:33:27,595 --> 02:33:29,595
my wife's fine, we're just, uh...

2532
02:33:29,709 --> 02:33:31,368
a little shook up, is all.

2533
02:33:31,466 --> 02:33:33,011
Oh, my God, that's terrifying.

2534
02:33:33,469 --> 02:33:34,532
Yeah.

2535
02:33:34,850 --> 02:33:37,477
<i>Jay, honey,
is everything all right?</i>

2536
02:33:37,635 --> 02:33:39,310
Everything's okay now, honey.

2537
02:33:39,455 --> 02:33:42,368
Uh, but hippies broke
into the house next door.

2538
02:33:42,650 --> 02:33:44,095
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

2539
02:33:44,456 --> 02:33:45,974
<i>Well, that's terrifying.</i>

2540
02:33:46,543 --> 02:33:48,138
<i>Is everybody okay?</i>

2541
02:33:48,338 --> 02:33:51,926
I'm talking to your next door
neighbor about it right now.

2542
02:33:52,330 --> 02:33:53,727
<i>Rick Dalton?</i>

2543
02:33:55,369 --> 02:33:57,227
Yeah! That's me.

2544
02:33:57,940 --> 02:34:00,519
<i>Oh! Well, hello, neighbor.</i>

2545
02:34:01,218 --> 02:34:02,655
<i>Everybody okay?</i>

2546
02:34:03,209 --> 02:34:06,248
Yes, yes, Sharon,
e-everybody's fine.

2547
02:34:06,280 --> 02:34:07,661
<i>Are you okay?</i>

2548
02:34:09,955 --> 02:34:11,697
Yes, I am, thank you
for asking that.

2549
02:34:13,181 --> 02:34:15,688
<i>Rick, would you like to come
up to the house for a drink</i>

2550
02:34:15,721 --> 02:34:17,189
<i>meet my other friends?</i>

2551
02:34:23,559 --> 02:34:26,543
Yeah, sure. Thank you.

2552
02:34:26,717 --> 02:34:29,558
<i>Oh, hooray!
Great, I'll buzz you up.</i>

2553
02:34:45,430 --> 02:34:47,628
Hey, man, nice to meet you.

2554
02:34:47,832 --> 02:34:49,030
I'm Jay Sebring.

2555
02:35:17,608 --> 02:35:18,886
Hi, Rick.

2556
02:35:19,004 --> 02:35:20,498
Sharon, hi.

2557
02:35:20,559 --> 02:35:23,019
Oh, it's so nice to
finally meet you.

2558
02:35:23,373 --> 02:35:24,667
Nice to meet you.

2559
02:38:12,631 --> 02:38:14,583
Hi, this is Rick Dalton

2560
02:38:14,608 --> 02:38:17,092
better known as bounty
hunter Jake Cahill.

2561
02:38:17,303 --> 02:38:20,647
Speaking on behalf of
Red Apple Cigarettes.

2562
02:38:20,850 --> 02:38:23,904
Now, I smoke Red Apples,
been smokin' 'em for years.

2563
02:38:23,929 --> 02:38:28,881
But since the Red Apple Tobacco
Comany's been around since 1862,

2564
02:38:29,053 --> 02:38:32,170
you'll see Jake Cahill
smoke Red Apple, too.

2565
02:38:32,412 --> 02:38:34,106
Now, back in Jake's day,

2566
02:38:34,139 --> 02:38:37,272
Red Apple came in a pouch
and he had to roll his own.

2567
02:38:37,646 --> 02:38:40,646
But today, Red Apple
comes factory-rolled.

2568
02:38:40,702 --> 02:38:44,209
For the best drag
with the best tobacco flavor

2569
02:38:44,280 --> 02:38:46,153
with less burn on your throat

2570
02:38:46,178 --> 02:38:48,982
than any other
non-filter cigarette.

2571
02:38:55,264 --> 02:38:56,327
Mm.

2572
02:38:58,280 --> 02:39:00,678
Now, that's the way a
cigarette should taste.

2573
02:39:00,741 --> 02:39:01,903
Hm.

2574
02:39:01,928 --> 02:39:04,506
Better drag, more flavor,

2575
02:39:04,889 --> 02:39:06,491
less throat burn.

2576
02:39:08,873 --> 02:39:10,483
That's the Red Apple way.

2577
02:39:11,506 --> 02:39:14,241
So look for this
lifesize standee of me,

2578
02:39:14,294 --> 02:39:15,935
Jake Cahill wherever fine

2579
02:39:15,960 --> 02:39:18,358
Red Apple tobacco
products are sold.

2580
02:39:18,889 --> 02:39:21,397
Take a bite and feel all right.

2581
02:39:22,342 --> 02:39:24,678
Take a bite of a Red Apple.

2582
02:39:25,662 --> 02:39:27,045
Tell 'em Jake sent ya.

2583
02:39:30,647 --> 02:39:31,764
And cut.

2584
02:39:31,789 --> 02:39:33,514
Alright, this cigarette
is fucking shit.

2585
02:39:33,539 --> 02:39:35,083
By the way, who
chose this photo, all right?

2586
02:39:35,108 --> 02:39:36,653
I have a double chin, all right?

2587
02:39:36,678 --> 02:39:38,585
Nobody noticed that crap?!

2588
02:39:39,500 --> 02:39:40,859
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