Update ingresses with NGINX ingress upgrade

Author: jb3

kubernetes/namespaces/apis/quackstack/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: quackstack
   namespace: apis
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/default/redirects/github.yaml

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ metadata:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/rewrite-target: "https://github.com/python-discord/$1"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: github-redirect
 spec:
   tls:
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ spec:
   - host: git.pythondiscord.com
     http:
       paths:
-      - path: /(.*)
+      - path: /
         pathType: Prefix
         backend:
           service:

kubernetes/namespaces/default/redirects/paypal.yaml

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ metadata:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/rewrite-target: "https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/pythondiscord"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: paypal-redirect
 spec:
   tls:
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ spec:
   - host: paypal.pythondiscord.com
     http:
       paths:
-      - path: /(.*)
+      - path: /
         pathType: Prefix
         backend:
           service:

kubernetes/namespaces/default/redirects/sentry.yaml

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ metadata:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/rewrite-target: "https://sentry.io/organizations/python-discord/issues/"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: sentry-redirect
 spec:
   tls:
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ spec:
   - host: sentry.pythondiscord.com
     http:
       paths:
-      - path: /(.*)
+      - path: /
         pathType: Prefix
         backend:
           service:

kubernetes/namespaces/forms/forms-backend/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: forms-backend
   namespace: forms
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/kube-system/nginx/values.yaml

@@ -7,6 +7,9 @@ controller:
     enable-real-ip: true
     forwarded-for-header: cf-connecting-ip
     generate-request-id: true
+    allow-snippet-annotations: true
+    annotations-risk-level: Critical
+    allow-cross-namespace-resources: true
 
   extraArgs:
     default-ssl-certificate: "default/pythondiscord.com-tls"

kubernetes/namespaces/modmail/web/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: modmail-web
   namespace: modmail
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/monitoring/alerts/alertmanager/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/affinity: "cookie"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/session-cookie-name: "AlertManager_LB"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/session-cookie-domain: "alertmanager.pydis.wtf"

kubernetes/namespaces/monitoring/grafana/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: grafana
   namespace: monitoring
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/monitoring/prometheus/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: prometheus
   namespace: monitoring
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/pixels/pixels-modsite/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: pixels-modsite
   namespace: pixels
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/pixels/pixels/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: pixels
   namespace: pixels
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/tooling/bitwarden/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: bitwarden
   namespace: tooling
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/tooling/ff-bot/ingress.yml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: ff-bot
   namespace: tooling
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/tooling/keycloak/ingress.yaml

@@ -106,7 +106,8 @@ metadata:
     # hospital. Very well, you think, and because it's webscale, it books the
     # spot at two psychiatric hospitals at the same time, for high
     # availability. Thank you, Kubernetes, for solving this problem.
-    # nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/backend-protocol: "HTTPS"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/proxy-buffers-number: "4"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/proxy-buffer-size: "16k"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/server-snippet: |

kubernetes/namespaces/tooling/metabase/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: metabase
   namespace: tooling
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/tooling/policy-bot/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: policy-bot
   namespace: tooling
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/vault/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: vault
   namespace: vault
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/web/pinnwand/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
     # block HEAD requests
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/configuration-snippet: |
       if ($request_method = HEAD) {

kubernetes/namespaces/web/public-stats/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: public-stats
   namespace: web
 spec:

kubernetes/namespaces/web/site/ingress.yaml

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ metadata:
   annotations:
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-verify-client: "on"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/server-snippet: |
       location ~* /metrics {
         deny all;

kubernetes/namespaces/web/site/redirect.yaml

@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ metadata:
         return 308 https://www.pythondiscord.com$request_uri;
       }
     nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-secret: "kube-system/mtls-client-crt-bundle"
-    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ"
+    nginx.ingress.kubernetes.io/auth-tls-error-page: "https://maintenance.python-discord.workers.dev/"
   name: www-redirect
   namespace: web
 spec:
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ spec:
   - host: pythondiscord.com
     http:
       paths:
-      - path: /(.*)
+      - path: /
         pathType: Prefix
         backend:
           service: