hackathon.js

// --- #1 ---
let plan = hackathon.scope();
let reality = plan * 0.3;
let demo = reality + confidence++;

// --- #2 ---
if (idea.isStupid() && idea.worksAnyway()) {
    return "ship it";
}

// --- #3 ---
const hackathonTeam = {
    designer: "also codes",
    developer: "also designs",
    presenter: "was asleep 5 min ago",
    wildcard: "joined 20 min ago, already shipping"
};

// --- #4 ---
function hackathon(team) {
    let sleep = null;
    let ego = false;
    let snacks = Infinity;

    return team.build(something.amazing);
}

// --- #5 ---
while (coffee.level > 0) {
    hackathon.ship();
}
// TODO: handle empty coffee edge case
// UPDATE: there is no edge case. we simply stop.

// --- #6 ---
while (!finished) {
    build();
    break_things();
    learn();
    repeat();
}

// --- #7 --- by jarodm
var dev = new GlideRecord('sn_dev');
dev.addQuery('caffeine_level=0');
dev.query();
while (dev.next()) {
    caffeine_intake();
}

// --- #8 --- by Claude
const hackathonTimeline = {
    "hour 1": "this will change everything",
    "hour 5": "ok slight pivot",
    "hour 11": "what if we just make it a chatbot",
    "hour 12": "demo in 5 min, it's a chatbot now"
};

// --- #9 --- by Claude
try {
    livDemo();
} catch (e) {
    presenter.say("so if you IMAGINE that working...");
    audience.nod(sympathetically);
}

// --- #10 --- by Jonathan Sandoval
const squad = ['Earl', 'Lauren', 'Kristy ', 'Laszlo','Travis','Sujan'];

gs.info('📟 INITIALIZING HACKATHON BOOT SEQUENCE...');

squad.forEach(dev => {
    let roster = new GlideRecord('x_snc_hackathon_roster');
    roster.initialize();
    roster.hacker_handle = handle;
    roster.status = 'ready';
});

if (roster.status = 'ready') {
    gs.info('🔥 Squad assembled. START HACKING!');

} else {
    gs.warn('⚠️ Missing caffeine or teammates.');
}