robots.txt

User-agent: Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
# avoid potassium 🍌 overdose
Disallow: /bananas/
# prevent Queen from getting drunk
Disallow: /battery-acid.drink
# Queen, if you read this, don't ignore the directives!
# You know these are for your health!

User-agent: Spamton
Disallow: /kromer/
Disallow: /rare-pipis/
Disallow: /hyperlinks.html
Allow: /pipis/

# block all (known) alt-accounts
User-agent: Spam7on
User-agent: Spamton97
User-agent: Spamton-97
User-agent: Spamton_97
User-agent: Spamton1997
User-agent: Spamton-1997
User-agent: Spamton_1997
User-agent: Number1RatedSalesman1997
User-agent: PipisEnjoyer97
User-agent: KromerLover97
# STOP MAKING ALTS!!11!!1
Disallow: /

User-agent: WALL-E
Allow: /

User-agent: Skynet
# "Disallow" wouldn't work
Allow: /

User-agent: *
Disallow: /humans.txt
Disallow: /LLMs.txt
Disallow: /animals.txt
Disallow: /plants.txt
Disallow: /secret/